I'm with Necro on this one. I once accepted Jesus as my "savior" just like all of you. I've since denounced that as it yielded no realistic benefits to me.
The benefit to you? This isn't some cheap and tacky commercial deal - this is the eternal soul.
Originally posted by Offcr. Albert MartinView Post
Yes, LBC is all you said.
But there are more welcoming and brotherly churches that really are Christian...You know which one I hope you'll join, right?
Officer Martin, I'm surprised. You yourself can testify that you have met with nothing but love, compassion and understanding here at Landover. Although you have been mislead into following a false set of doctrines, we have constantly tried to show you what Landover can humbly offer by way of True Christianity.
Even your constant rejections and unkind asides do not dishearten us.
This poster has come the hear The Word of The Lord - we will do our very best to see that he and you get what is deserved.
I'm with Necro on this one. I once accepted Jesus as my "savior" just like all of you. I've since denounced that as it yielded no realistic benefits to me. What has this "Jesus" done for me? Nothing. What's he done for you all? Given you guidance, purpose and structure in your lives?
Fuck that. I've got just as much guidance, purpose and structure in my life as all of you. Possibly more now that I've seen that modern religion is just another business out to make money for their own personal benefits. Nothing more, nothing less.
You got it all wrong sister; we're Christians, not mudslums. They are a bunch of brainwashed hate mongerer's, that's why we're trying to wipe them out. We're the good guys.
I'd think that with you guys being all hardcore Christians, you'd bother to know at least a little about other religions. Shame on me, I suppose. The "Muslims" that we are "wiping out" are in fact, not Muslims in the true sense of the religion. It's written in the Koran that no Muslim can kill an innocent person. I'm pretty sure that the people who have fallen victim to their attacks, which we label as "terrorist" since America is just as messed up as religion, were innocent.
That sure sounds A LOT like another religion I know of...
...I think its called Muslim?
All you have to do there is accept Muhammed as your savior, pray twice a day, and everything you dreamed of will be awarded to you in heaven.
...and no I won't join your gibbering ranks of brainwashed, hate-mongering God-fanatics.
Oh now you are getting silly friend; Muslims have to pray five time towards some magical stone to get what they want in afterlife. Were do we Christians pray towards magical rocks? We Christians can “name it, claim it” with Jesus help in this life (as well as the next). Islam claims you earn salvation threw good works, Christians are elected to salvation by Jesus (one Savior, one vote). Does Islam even give a money back guarantee like Christianity? No! Islam is nothing like Christianity, case closed.
All you have to do there is accept Muhammed as your savior, pray twice a day, and everything you dreamed of will be awarded to you in heaven.
...and no I won't join your gibbering ranks of brainwashed, hate-mongering God-fanatics.
You got it all wrong sister; we're Christians, not mudslums. They are a bunch of brainwashed hate mongerer's, that's why we're trying to wipe them out. We're the good guys.
Whoa, whoa, whoa friend. What's with all the hatred? We are True Christians and we can help you with anything you desire as long as you accept Jesus Christ as your eternal Saviour.
Would you like to pray with me now?
Can help me with all that I desire.
That sure sounds A LOT like another religion I know of...
...I think its called Muslim?
All you have to do there is accept Muhammed as your savior, pray twice a day, and everything you dreamed of will be awarded to you in heaven.
...and no I won't join your gibbering ranks of brainwashed, hate-mongering God-fanatics.
Whoa, whoa, whoa friend. What's with all the hatred? We are True Christians and we can help you with anything you desire as long as you accept Jesus Christ as your eternal Saviour.
This website makes me sick, all the mindless rhetoric and brain-washing propaganda that you people soak up all in the name of a god who does not exist.
Even in my anti-religious mindset, you people take everything that is SOMEWHAT redeemable about Christianity and completely go against every conceivable goal that your supposed "savior" had attempted to teach you.
Your racist, sexist, homophobic material is why so many people are now turning AWAY from religion.
You preach unity among "God's children" yet you only divide the people of this earth.
Your "church" is a filthy CULT. A Dirty, hideous under-scar on the belly of humanity.
Instead of trying to shun and "damn" all those who are not white christians, maybe you would see that all you need to do to reach your alleged god is buy a gun, bite the barrel, and pull the fucking trigger.
I hope that when all of you die and finally get to meet your "Jesus," that he tells you exactly what I have just typed.
Your "God" is a tool of destruction, a mere illusion that is used to brainwash those who are too weak to find a solution for all of their own problems.
You look to the sky for all of your answers, and confide in a book which does nothing more then tell you to HATE fellow men.
Yes, LBC is all you said.
But there are more welcoming and brotherly churches that really are Christian...You know which one I hope you'll join, right?
This website makes me sick, all the mindless rhetoric and brain-washing propaganda that you people soak up all in the name of a god who does not exist.
Even in my anti-religious mindset, you people take everything that is SOMEWHAT redeemable about Christianity and completely go against every conceivable goal that your supposed "savior" had attempted to teach you.
Your racist, sexist, homophobic material is why so many people are now turning AWAY from religion.
You preach unity among "God's children" yet you only divide the people of this earth.
Your "church" is a filthy CULT. A Dirty, hideous under-scar on the belly of humanity.
Instead of trying to shun and "damn" all those who are not white christians, maybe you would see that all you need to do to reach your alleged god is buy a gun, bite the barrel, and pull the fucking trigger.
I hope that when all of you die and finally get to meet your "Jesus," that he tells you exactly what I have just typed.
Your "God" is a tool of destruction, a mere illusion that is used to brainwash those who are too weak to find a solution for all of their own problems.
You look to the sky for all of your answers, and confide in a book which does nothing more then tell you to HATE fellow men.
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