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  • Offcr. Albert Martin
    Unsaved Meter Maid
    • Feb 2008
    • 250
    #151
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Praise Jesus! Has the papist maggot finally seen the light? GLORY to GOD!!
    No, your editors replaced an image I had of Fred Phelps with one of Benedict XVI.

    STOP VANDALIZING OTHER'S POSTS!
    Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639
        #152
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
        No, your editors replaced an image I had of Fred Phelps with one of Benedict XVI.

        STOP VANDALIZING OTHER'S POSTS!
        Fred Phelps is a bit liberal for my tastes, but I pray that he will see the light.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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          • Offcr. Albert Martin
            Unsaved Meter Maid
            • Feb 2008
            • 250
            #153
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
            Fred Phelps is a bit liberal for my tastes, but I pray that he will see the light.
            Fred Phelps? Liberal?

            Excuse me...
            Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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              • Old Iron Crotch
                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                • May 2007
                • 3056
                #154
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                Fred Phelps? Liberal?

                Excuse me...

                You took the words (and the guffaws) right out of my mouth.
                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • Remy Lebeau
                    LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                    President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                    Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2058
                    #155
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    In Hell Train that's worth it's weight in depraved godless sinners is going to make a stop in Iraqistan.

                    Stop holding up the train and join Moohamed already.



                    This cry baby buck nigra anarchist thinks he should be written into the Bible


                    These two are trying to combine euro syphilis with nigra AIDS... disgusting


                    You want to be a nigra? Then join them in Hell


                    This racist proposed that whites evolved from negroidials... what a bigot!!!


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                      • Virginia Day Templeton
                        Christ's Battle Axe
                         
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 2827
                        #156
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!



                        This shriveled-up dothead openly admitted to despising Christians, but claimed that he liked our Jesus. I'll bet he changed his mind when the Prince of Peace, after shooting him dead, picked up his bloody corpse and flung it into Hell, cackling all the while with righteous glee!

                        WOOOOOO WOOOOOOO!
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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748
                            #157
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                            One thing for sure, Jesus sure likes to smite musicians in airplanes! Rock and rollers mock God with the devil's music, but the Lord always wins in the end!
                            It was a helicopter, not an airplane, but the idea is the same:



                            Died at the same time as this greedy joo:
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449
                                #158
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Let's not forget!
                                Attached Files
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                  • Brother Temperance
                                    Senior Usher
                                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                    A very nice young man
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 15621
                                    #159
                                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                                    What sort of twisted god do you worship that would send children to hell?
                                    The same God that any other Christian does.
                                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                    Ask Ofc Martin what happened to unbaptized children according to his dogma.
                                    Or unbuggered children, for that matter.
                                    Originally posted by Liam Joseph Donovan View Post
                                    " throws bomb inside a true christian church then gets on train, highfiving a kid with down syndrome".
                                    Ok, that's just weird. I mean, bombing a Christian Church is fairly standard behaviour for the kind of Commie mick who believes that the only Church that illuminates is a burning one, but why on earth would you want a retarded's snot and dribble all over your palm? Strange, scary stuff.
                                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                    Obviously all those bright orange negro midgets will be going to Hell, but are we 100% sure about that guy in the middle? Some of the stuff he says about Muslimaniacs sounds pretty righteous to me. Although I suppose being a Dutchman who dresses like a 70s pimp is unlikely to win him many points with Our Lord.
                                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                      • SUV
                                        True Christian™ Princess
                                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                                        Have at it, anytime!
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 11027
                                        #160
                                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!



                                        Is this supposed to be that "Steven Ray Vaughan" Brother Nobar King?

                                        He looks a little bit Kerouacky to me

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                                          • Bill Tardy
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                            • Apr 2008
                                            • 69
                                            #161
                                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                            If anyone then this guy is going to get rape forever in Hell.


                                            I F***ing HATE this guy.
                                            Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 04-12-2008, 03:21 PM. Reason: Picked a photo of a more appropriate size

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                                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                                Senior Pastor
                                                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                                Always Biblically correct
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 10639
                                                #162
                                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                Originally posted by Bill Pardy View Post
                                                If anyone then this guy is going to get rape forever in Hell.

                                                (demonic image snipped)

                                                I ... HATE this guy.
                                                Dear friend:

                                                I'm sure that the sin-tologists have their own car on the train, but please don't let your righteous rebuking of the unsaved prompt you to use foul language.
                                                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                                  • Bill Tardy
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                    • Apr 2008
                                                    • 69
                                                    #163
                                                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                    Sorry friend, may giant clams eat me if i swear again on this site.

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78551
                                                        #164
                                                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                        Originally posted by Bill Pardy View Post
                                                        Sorry friend, may giant clams eat me if i swear again on this site.
                                                        No, you'll just get banned. Again.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Bill Tardy
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                            • Apr 2008
                                                            • 69
                                                            #165
                                                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                            Right, i"ll behave this time Pastor, you have my word.

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