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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Racial expressions ("beaner" and its variants) are not encouraged among Christians, particularly when the subject is Irish. In this case I have actually heard of her and seen one of her cinematographic efforts.

    PS: how would pigeons manage in Hell not getting their feathers singed? They'd need them to fly over the target for the pooping on activity.

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  • Madame Frottage
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    Oh no. Brenda "Flick-her-bean" Fricker has flicked her last bean. I guess there's a time to go to Hell where she will be undoubtedly pooped on by pigeons forever.

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  • handmaiden
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    Sam Neill played many a self-serving priest. You know the kind, convinced that they, alone, follow the "True Faith", willing to do despicable things to support their corrupt agenda.

    Catholics are so blind to their egotistical actions. Thank goodness for , .

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    He played dinosaurs? Never heard of him but his biog. details raised numerous red flags: protestor against government policy Jude 1:8? Anti-mining Genesis 1:26? Resorting to physicians II Chronicles 16:12? But more insidious is this "dinosaur" stuff. It's one thing giving the last word to minerals on whether they should be mined—pitchblende, realgar, gold and probably oil & coal which are essential for primitive societies unable to afford nuclear reactors—but reinforcing the narrative that hundreds of millions of years ago great beasts evolved that never made it to Noah's ark (because they'd gone extinct before humans evolved) has knock-on effects regarding Jesus, whose ministry was futile and ridiculous in this narrative if He ever existed at all.

    Once the fundamental fact of creation is challenged, it's a short step to idolatry—such as of the environment or dolphins or something—and from there to perdition forever. As I say, I have no information on this Neill and won't comment further.
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  • Madame Frottage
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    Sci-fi and dinosaur actor Sam Neill has died. Do you think he's in Hell? He seemed pretty likable.

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  • Madame Frottage
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    I thought it was Lindsay Lohan who died.

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Senator Lindsey Graham, South Carolina, died suddenly at age 71. He was a unfailing supporter of President Trump and played golf with him recently at Mar a Lago. While there is much good to be said about Senator Graham, he was never able to remove a dark cloud of sin that hovered over him. It was homerism.

    He never fully condemned homerism but never married or seemed to stamp out rumors that surrounded him. For this reason we must consider Senator Graham on the Hell Train to the Satan's fiery lair.
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  • Madame Frottage
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    Wally Funk, the oldest woman to travel to outer space has died. I bet she'll have funky stories to tell in Hell. Maybe she saw Jesus wave hello during her travels.

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  • Madame Frottage
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    Martha Ann Lillard, the last polio survivor has died. She relied on an iron lung to survive, but did it ever cross her wrinkled cranium to turn her troubles unto Jesus Christ?

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  • Madame Frottage
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    Also Renata Ford, the wife of the deceased former Mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford, has been farted up into the sky, where you'll presumably have a hard landing

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  • Madame Frottage
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    In recent news an Indiana man cut off his Winkydoodledandy and set it ablaze to burn a neighbor's house down. I once remarked if Mitch McConnell's brain arrived to hell before his soul, can the same be said true of a penis? I thought we were supposed to love thy neighbour, so I guess when this wretched man dies, he'll be scrambling after his penis.

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  • Adam Fag
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    Originally posted by Madame Frottage View Post
    worm food
    This once top gal, Ann, is now worm food, as you say.


    But she dissed God's god and turned to priests. And the book says not to do that.

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  • Madame Frottage
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    You're right, what was I thinking. This thread is about the recently made worm food. Songstress Bonnie Tyler has died. I don't know was kind of life she lived, yet I have a feeling her soul will be catapulted into a total eclipse of infernal enternity.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Perhaps this is not the time or place to discuss marine crustaceans and/or who should or should not embrace Testudinidae.


    Originally posted by Madame Frottage View Post
    Oui. Or it could be a geriatric withess with let's wits than a hermit crab, hanging onto dear life for the sake of it!!! I will pray!
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    So you think she's been poisoning the old geezer?
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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Originally posted by Madame Frottage View Post
    So you think she's been poisoning the old geezer? 🤔😮
    Mrs. McConnell issues a statement that explains why she left his bedside to go to China. She explains she is very busy.

    Mitch McConnell’s wife Elaine Chao breaks silence on husband’s hospitalization and her controversial China trip

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