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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
    Praise God, Annette Funicello is on her way to the lakes of fire in Hell! This skanky strumpet and God-mocker first gave her life to Disney and the Devil in her early teens.
    You'd think after all those years of the LORD reminding her of His Love through the gift of multiple sclerosis that she would open her heart to Him. But alas, she ignored Him until the very end. She deserved every ounce of pain and suffering she endured, and she deserves an eternity more.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
      Praise God, Annette Funicello is on her way to the lakes of fire in Hell! This skanky strumpet and God-mocker first gave her life to Disney and the Devil in her early teens.

      The sheer number of pubescent teenage girls led away from Jesus and into filthy sexual sin by this slut cannot be calculated. Yet our loving God gave her chance after chance to repent and serve Him. The last warning she ignored was when divinely smitten with Multiple Sclerosis. Now she is punished, praise Jesus Christ!
      Who's the slut who's going to burn for all eternity? A-n-n e-t-t-e F-u-n it's not fun in Hell i-c-e-l-l-o.
      Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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        Originally posted by Godfly View Post
        Who's the slut who's going to burn for all eternity? A-n-n e-t-t-e F-u-n it's not fun in Hell i-c-e-l-l-o.
        I wonder if Satan is going to make her wear her Mickey Mouse ears while he rapes her with his giant, barbed tallywhacker over and over and over and over!


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        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
          I wonder if Satan is going to make her wear her Mickey Mouse ears while he rapes her with his giant, barbed tallywhacker over and over and over and over!


          I'm sure he has stapled it to her head.
          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Praise Jesus! The snaggle-toothed old British RINO Margaret Thatcher has been sent to hell by God Almighty! If it wasn't for her, Ronald Reagan could have been even greater!



            Even the natives don't like her. (I'm not sure what they're saying in this video, as I don't speak gibberish.)
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              Apparently, they are going to bury Margaret Thatcher in a man made lake.... at least it will be, once they've stopped pissing on her grave. Thatcher might have crushed the unions, destroyed our industry and shut down our furnaces but she wont find it too easy to shut down Satan's furnace.
              The Lord is my shepherd.

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              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Notorious Hollywood cross-dresser Johnathan Winters, DEAD!

                May God have mercy on his soul.

                Oh yeah, TOO LATE!




                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  A man who spit in God's loving face by thwarting His will that the Polio spread!

                  Hilary Koprowski, Developed Live-Virus Polio Vaccine, Dies at 96



                  I know Satan will be giving him plenty of shots where he is going!
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    The Lord has poured out His holy wrath upon a pervert-enabler who abused the concept of freedom of speech — which correctly applies only to anti-sodomite speech and expenditures by conservative lobbying groups — to defend pornographers.

                    From The Washington False Christian Compost:
                    Edward de Grazia, lawyer and free-speech advocate, dies at 86

                    Edward de Grazia, a First Amendment lawyer who won landmark obscenity cases in which he defended such literary works as Henry Miller’s “Tropic of Cancer” and William Burroughs’s “Naked Lunch,” died April 11 at the Potomac Valley Nursing & Wellness Center in [a D.C. suburb that allows queers to get "married"]. He was 86.

                    He had Alzheimer’s disease, his son David de Grazia said.
                    God is not mocked.
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                      Chrissy Amphlett of the Divinyls, an Australien entertaineress best known for singing the praises of the *M* abomination, will get to be touched by Satan for eternity.

                      Lie-beral "news" source:
                      Chrissy Amphlett, Singer With Legendary Australian rockers Divinyls, Dies At 53

                      Chrissy Amphlett, the potent frontwoman of the Divinyls, the ARIA Hall of Fame-inducted group whose sexually-driven song “I Touch Myself” was a global hit in 1991, has died at her home in New York after a battle with breast cancer and multiple sclerosis. She was 53.
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                      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                        Chrissy Amphlett of the Divinyls, an Australien entertaineress best known for singing the praises of the *M* abomination, will get to be touched by Satan for eternity.

                        Lie-beral "news" source:

                        Now she doesn't HAVE to touch herself! Satan will do it for her with his giant, barbed tallywhacker over and over for all eternity!

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                        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          God sent another nigra rock and roll singer down to the flames of hell today. This one played at that infamous hippie orgy called "Woodstock."

                          I'm praying hard for Jesus to smite every single hippie and pervert who set foot at that communistic party THIS YEAR!

                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Well, He stopped Loving Her Today...... and started being thrown about in HELL and raped by Satan and his demons. How's that for a Country song.

                            Enjoy HELL George!!

                            George Jones DEAD at 81


                            George Jones, Country Superstar, Has Died At 81



                            NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — George Jones, the peerless, hard-living country singer who recorded dozens of hits about good times and regrets and peaked with the heartbreaking classic "He Stopped Loving Her Today," has died. He was 81.
                            Jones died Friday at Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Nashville, according to his publicist Kirt Webster. He was hospitalized with fever and irregular blood pressure, forcing him to postpone two shows.
                            With one of the most golden voices of any genre, a clenched, precise, profoundly expressive baritone, Jones had No. 1 songs in five separate decades, 1950s to 1990s. He was idolized not just by fellow country artists, but by Frank Sinatra, Pete Townshend, Elvis Costello, James Taylor and countless others. "If we all could sound like we wanted to, we'd all sound like George Jones," Waylon Jennings once sang.

                            In 1980, a 3-minute song changed his life. His longtime producer, Billy Sherrill, recommended he record "He Stopped Loving Her Today," a ballad by Curly Putnam and Bobby Braddock. The song took more than a year to record, partly because Jones couldn't master the melody, which he confused with Kris Kristofferson's "Help Me Make it Through the Night," and partly because he was too drunk to recite a brief, spoken interlude ("She came to see him one last time/And we all wondered if she would/And it kept running through my mind/This time he's over her for good.")


                            "Pretty simple, eh?" Jones wrote in his memoir. "I couldn't get it. I had been able to sing while drunk all of my life. I'd fooled millions of people. But I could never speak without slurring when drunk. What we needed to complete that song was the narration, but Billy could never catch me sober enough to record four simple spoken lines."

                            more here http://www.wric.com/story/22087488/g...has-died-at-81


                            YOU DIDN'T FOOL JESUS, George!


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                            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Funny ain't it, how all the people in that story that said he was good are punk rockers and queers. In the country world everybody knows he sucked. Couldn't carry a tune. I met him once years ago while I was touring with Johnny Rebel. He was giving Rosalie the eye so I walked over and told him if he ever looked at her again, I'd kick his teeth so far down his throat he'd have to stick a toothbrush up his ass to brush em. And would you know it, I never saw him again. Good riddance.

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                                I'm sure life in Hell won't be wiggidy, widdidy wacked...but he may get something backwards.


                                Chris Kelly of Rap Duo Kris Kross Dead at 34

                                In this Feb. 23, 2013 photo, Chris Kelly of Kris Kross performs on stage at the Fox Theatre in Atlanta during the So So Def 20th Anniversary Concert. Kelly died Wednesday, May 1, 2013, according to authorities. He was 34. (Jonathan Phillips, Atlanta Journal-Constitution/AP)






                                By ANTHONY CASTELLANO
                                May 2, 2013



                                Chris Kelly, one half of the 90s rap duo Kris Kross has died, Georgia authorities said.
                                Clint Harbin, an investigator with the Fulton County Medical Examiner's Office told ABC News Radio that Kelly, 34, was pronounced dead Wednesday night at the Atlanta Medical Center.
                                Authorities are investigating the circumstances surrounding his death and an autopsy is expected to be performed later today.
                                Kelly (known as "Mac Daddy"), along with Chris "Daddy Mac" Smith, the backward-pants-wearing mini-rappers rose to fame with their song "Jump" from their 1992 album, "Totally Krossed Out."
                                "Jump" hit No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart and remained there for eight weeks.
                                Kelly and Smith were discovered by music producer and rapper Jermaine Dupri in an Atlanta mall. When "Totally Krossed Out" was released, Kelly was 13 years old. The album went on to multiplatinum status thanks to "Jump," which remained a popular song throughout 1992.
                                They toured with Michael Jackson later that year during his "Dangerous World Tour."
                                Their gimmick of wearing clothes backward won over legions of fans and allowed the duo to cross over into mainstream success. They even went on to release their own video game titled "Kris Kross: Make My Video" for the Sega CD console.
                                They released "Da Bomb" in 1993, which was not able to match the success of their prior album. One of the singles off the album, also titled "Da Bomb," featured female rapper Da Brat.
                                The group's last album, "Young, Rich & Dangerous," was released in 1996 and reached gold status.
                                Earlier this year, the group performed together in Atlanta to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Dupri's label, So So Def.
                                Yahoo! Music Writer Billy Johnson, Jr. interviewed Kelly in February.
                                "He actually was still working on music and recording. He said he had several hundred songs that he had recorded and he had mentioned that during his time away from releasing music that he had actually gone back to school to learn how to be a studio engineer," Johnson said, according to ABC News Radio.
                                Johnson also discussed questions about Kelly's health after pictures surfaced online with patches of his hair missing.
                                "I asked him about that and he said he had skin disease called alopecia and he said that those rumors had been very hurtful because people thought he had cancer and it wasn't true," Johnson said.
                                Rapper LL Cool J tweeted a link to his new song, "Jump on It," and dedicated it to Kelly.
                                "R.I.P Chris Kelly. This song is now officially dedicated to you. May GOD embrace your soul & lift up your family," he tweeted."
                                Hip hop mogul Russell Simmons and Da Brat also both tweeted condolences overnight.
                                ABC News' Jason Nathanson contributed to this report.

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