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  • Jedediah
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    Fisher of Men
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2010
    • 6824
    #2086
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
    Is she in Heaven or hell ? ? ?
    She divorced and remarried, in direct violation of Matthew 19:9. She therefore takes her place among her fellow adulteresses, being spit-roasted over a bowl of embers while satan's minions prod her with red-hot pokers. A fitting end for one who ushered in the age of children dancing lewdly on the big screen...
    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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      • Virginia Day Templeton
        Christ's Battle Axe
         
        • Dec 2006
        • 2827
        #2087
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
        Another dead Jooish comic gets sent to .



        Who's laughing now? Why, of course.

        Enjoy , Sid!
        That's really shocking. I thought he died thirty years ago.
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          • Naomi Ruth Lamb
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2013
            • 999
            #2088
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
            Wait, I'm remembering now Shirl was a Good Republican AND supported the "war" in Viet Nam.

            Is she in Heaven or hell ? ? ?

            Please tell me they didn't bury her in that gorgeous dress. I have to have it even if I have to alter it. Or perhaps someone can help me find the fabric so I can make one. Stunning!
            1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775
                #2089
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                'Waltons' actor Ralph Waite dies at age 85

                Just goes to show you, the LORD isn't fooled when men pretend to be decent Christians for appearances, or to foster a self-delusion of goodness. A Presbyterian and Democrat, Waite tried to lead his state into ruin by running as a Democrat for a U.S. representative seat that includes Palm Springs. The LORD smote him by making him lose to Mary Bono, the widow of former Democrat, pot-head and "Sonny and Cher" star Sonny Bono.

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Mistress Cookie
                    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 6790
                    #2090
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post

                    So drunk, he can't hold up his friggin' coffee cup.

                    Sad.

                    .

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708
                        #2091
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        'Waltons' actor Ralph Waite dies at age 85

                        Good night Ralphie boy.

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251
                            #2092
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Devo guitarist Robert "Bob 2" Casale has been cast in to the fires of Hell at the tender age of 61. You can only produce one too many pro-masturbatory songs like "Whip It!" before you get God's attention.

                            Devo's Bob Casale Dies At 61
                            http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/5908477/devos-bob-casale-dies-at-61
                            Bob Casale, a founding member of New Wave pioneers Devo, died at the age of 61 on Monday (Feb. 17).


                            GLORY!

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                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                Senior Pastor
                                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                Always Biblically correct
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 10639
                                #2093
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                Devo guitarist Robert "Bob 2" Casale has been cast in to the fires of Hell at the tender age of 61. You can only produce one too many pro-masturbatory songs like "Whip It!" before you get God's attention.

                                Devo's Bob Casale Dies At 61
                                http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/5908477/devos-bob-casale-dies-at-61
                                Bob Casale, a founding member of New Wave pioneers Devo, died at the age of 61 on Monday (Feb. 17).


                                GLORY!

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                                Oh, good, now maybe he can "de-evolve" into one of Satan's party ewes.
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                                  • Jedediah
                                    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                    Fisher of Men
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Feb 2010
                                    • 6824
                                    #2094
                                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                    Devo guitarist Robert "Bob 2" Casale has been cast in to the fires of Hell at the tender age of 61. You can only produce one too many pro-masturbatory songs like "Whip It!" before you get God's attention.
                                    Anytime a musician or otherwise talented artist neglects to use their God-given abilities to bring glory to His Kingdom, they deserve no sympathy from True Christians(tm). Instead of promoting masturbation, he could have been promoting prayer in the classroom. To say he blew his chance at Salvation is to put it mildly. Now he has all eternity to think about what could have been.
                                    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                                    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                                    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                                    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                                    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                                      • Johny Joe Hold
                                        Mayor of Freehold
                                         
                                        • Feb 2010
                                        • 12364
                                        #2095
                                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                        Thankfully, Maria Von Trapp is finally dead at 99. I can't think of a better candidate for the Hell Train.

                                        The Von Trapps could have been patriotic German citizens. But no, they tip toed out of the country.

                                        Then, adding insult to injury, they cashed in by getting royalties from the Sound of Music. Anyone who exploits their heritage for money has a seat on the Hell Train.


                                        Maria Von Trapp, Last Surviving Member of Von Trapp Family, Dies at 99
                                        http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/maria-von-trapp-the-woman-who-inspired-the-sound-of-music-dies-at-99-2014222
                                        Maria Von Trapp, the last surviving member of the famous Von Trapp family, has died at the age of 99 -- get the details
                                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                                          • Mary Etheldreda
                                            Gushing for Jesus
                                             
                                            • Sep 2011
                                            • 23775
                                            #2096
                                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                            "Ghostbuster's" Harold Ramis gives up the ghost!

                                            404 Error - Los Angeles Times
                                            http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/chi-harold-ramis-dead-20140224,0,1956993.story#axzz2uH1jb0QM



                                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                              • Zechariah Smyth
                                                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Feb 2011
                                                • 15251
                                                #2097
                                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                He was a joo, so he'll end up in Hell for rejecting Jesus.



                                                (John 3:18) "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."

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                                                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 15708
                                                    #2098
                                                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                                    He was a joo, so he'll end up in Hell for rejecting Jesus.



                                                    (John 3:18) "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."


                                                    Whose He gunna call?

                                                    Not JESUS. His people killed JESUS.

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                                                      • Godfly
                                                        Descended from Rapes
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 1552
                                                        #2099
                                                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                        See you all in Hell boys!
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                                                        Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                                                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 15708
                                                            #2100
                                                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                            Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                                                            See you all in Hell boys!

                                                            LOL! I bet he's afraid of the Holy Ghost!
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