[Mistress Cookie]

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If Mickey Rooney was married 8 times why did he only have 9 children I only had one wife and we had 3 kids and so Mickey Rooney should have 24 kids give or take.

Mickey Rooney only had several kids because the fact is he is a Well Known hollywood gay.

The Proofs? This is a long suppressed photo of him cavorting at a secret resort in Palm Springs, Gays Only of course.

[Mother Of Seven]

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Another Joo - Peaches Geldof - model, journalist and TV presenter and daughter of the infamous Bob Geldof, aged 25 of a drug overdose. Mother of 2 - aged 10 months and 20 months. Peaches was well known for public nudity and drug use

Note all the empty bottles at the bottom left of the picture. Warning don't look at the centre of the picture.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Well it looks like God has killed another midget joo from Hollywood and sent it down to hell. Not a minute too soon.

I just hate these Hollywood types that are so deceptive. I mean, the guy was only 5'2". You could barely see him over the tops of his shoes.

They had him stand on boxes for scenes with women. That form of dishonesty gives him a special ticket on the Hell Train.

[Levi Jones]

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Obongo's aunt who probably watched him born in Kenya is dead.

(CNN) – President Barack Obama's aunt has died in Boston after a lengthy battle with cancer, according to her immigration lawyer.
Margaret W. Wong and Associates released a statement Tuesday that Zeituni Onyango, the half-sister of Obama’s late father, Barack Obama, Sr., had died on Monday in Boston.
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Onyango was born in Kenya in 1952 and became well known in 2008 when questions about her immigration status came to light during her nephew’s first run for president.
Onyango applied for political asylum in 2002 due to violence in Kenya. Her request was turned down. She appealed twice but was denied each time and ordered to leave the country.
Wong fought on her behalf and in 2010 she won her asylum case with the Immigration Court in Boston. Wong later helped her obtain her green card.
CNN has reached out to the White House for comment.

I guess she'll be riding in the back of the hell train.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Obongo's aunt who probably watched him born in Kenya is dead.

Sweet JESUS that's an ugly one. If you pressed her face into some cookie dough you'd get gorilla cookies.

[M. Mansfield, MD]

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Sweet JESUS that's an ugly one. If you pressed her face into some cookie dough you'd get gorilla cookies.

Pastor,

My crafty wife, Jennifer, asks if the Lord would mind if she made such a cookie cutter or if she would have to pay royalties to the Obama family. She will abandon the idea if so. If you deem it to be proper, she plans to make gorilla cookies for the neighborhood children and perhaps take some to services this Sunday.

She asked me to mention that you are a strong man of God, never afraid to tell it like it is and that something within her stirs when she looks at your photo. I told her it is the Holy Spirit witnessing with her spirit. Nevertheless, she always goes to her prayer closet after staring at you and remains there for quite some time. Glory to God for your inspiration to spend time in fellowship with her Savior.

Doc

[Mother Of Seven]

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Nevertheless, she always goes to her prayer closet after staring at you and remains there for quite some time. Glory to God for your inspiration to spend time in fellowship with her Savior.

Doc

That's better than many women who go to the bathroom to clean their teeth. Their husbands hear the electric toothbrush going for much longer than it normally takes them to clean their teeth. There's something about Pastor Zeke that seems to inspire clean teeth in women.

[Freddy Osborne]

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Adios Warrior... Anyone dancing around in demon paint claiming to be from the future is just testing God's patience.

[Freddy Osborne]

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Now I pray that my good friend and real Intercontinental Champion- Honky Tonk Man leaves that hippie church, gets right with The Lord, and brings dignity back to a great American sport!

[Godfly]

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Adios Warrior... Anyone dancing around in demon paint claiming to be from the future is just testing God's patience.

He may have started out bad, but the UW graduated from Landover's Ex-Gay program. This is him shortly before he died.

He's God's ultimate warrior now!

[Freddy Osborne]

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He may have started out bad, but the UW graduated from Landover's Ex-Gay program. This is him shortly before he died.

He's God's ultimate warrior now!

If this is indeed true, then... Hallelujah, Brother Godfly! Just as Jesus has once again showed mercy on a thief... So shall I.

Luke 23:42 And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom.

43 And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Communist and mythologizer Gabriel García Márquez will get a writing gig at The Hell Tribune.

Gabriel García Márquez, the Colombian novelist whose “One Hundred Years of Solitude” established him as a giant of 20th-century literature, died on Thursday at his home in Mexico City. He was 87.

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Mr. García Márquez was a master of the literary genre known as magical realism, in which the miraculous and the real converge. In his novels and stories, storms rage for years, flowers drift from the skies, tyrants survive for centuries, priests levitate and corpses fail to decompose. And, more plausibly, lovers rekindle their passion after a half-century apart.

* * *

He viewed the world from a left-wing perspective, bitterly opposing Gen. Augusto Pinochet, the right-wing Chilean dictator, and unswervingly supporting Fidel Castro in Cuba. Mr. Castro became such a close friend that Mr. García Márquez showed him drafts of his unpublished books.

[Witch Hammer]

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Bob Ross



Sounds a lot like something an evolutionist would say, doesn't it?



Happy trees! How can something without a soul be happy? What's next, happy women? Give me a break!



Grooming orphaned squirrels for use as biological sex toys? DISGUSTING!!

Verdict: Guilty. Not only has Ross lead countless young men down the path of wanton buggery through his godless TV show teaching concepts such as creativity and love of the natural world, he mocked God himself by attempting to create "happy little worlds" of his own! Enjoy hell, a$$hole!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Bob Hoskins, who starred in various movies that mock morality and modesty and even appeared as a full-frontally-nude joo on one of them, will be one of the headliners at the Hell Orpheum. Maybe one of the toons will punch his ticket for him.

[Godfly]

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Bob Hoskins, who starred in various movies that mock morality and modesty and even appeared as a full-frontally-nude joo on one of them, will be one of the headliners at the Hell Orpheum. Maybe one of the toons will punch his ticket for him.

He may think he's been framed when a demon rabbit Rogers him from behind.