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    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2013
    • 2718

    #2176
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    I bet Brady is wishing right about now that he had a couple of assault rifles and a wheelbarrow full of ammo to fight off the legions of anal raping demons.

    2 ,
    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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    • Benedict A. Davis
      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 3900

      #2177
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Pastor Ezekiel-
      Today Jesus sent a modern-day Judas straight down to hell, and probably left him a cripple too. I refer to James Brady, the former Press Secretary for one of our greatest presidents, Ronald R. Regean, and traitor to the Republican cause.
      Pastor Zeke,
      I had always heard there are 2 things that really is poor form, mocking the afflicted and speaking poorly of the dead. I have no choice but to do both today.
      While it is true that James Brady took a bullet that was heading for our greatest True Christian president, Ronald Reagan! The problem was he used his head to stop it and I have never heard anything positive said with the preface ''After he had his brains blown out he did such and such''...I mean if you let him author a bill in congress is much the same as our congregation allowing Rusty to do our taxes. It just isn't done. well not by sane folks anyway (The Brady Bill has all the earmarks of a DNC work of fiction...... wanting to take away our right to bear arms).
      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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      • Godfly
        Descended from Rapes
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 1552

        #2178
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
        Pastor Zeke,
        I had always heard there are 2 things that really is poor form, mocking the afflicted and speaking poorly of the dead. I have no choice but to do both today.
        While it is true that James Brady took a bullet that was heading for our greatest True Christian president, Ronald Reagan! The problem was he used his head to stop it and I have never heard anything positive said with the preface ''After he had his brains blown out he did such and such''...I mean if you let him author a bill in congress is much the same as our congregation allowing Rusty to do our taxes. It just isn't done. well not by sane folks anyway (The Brady Bill has all the earmarks of a DNC work of fiction...... wanting to take away our right to bear arms).
        Obama shot both Reagan and Brady! He did it to take away our guns!
        Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #2179
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Robin Williams - DEAD AS A DOOR NAIL!

          The "Dead Poet's Society" start is as dead as his career!



          WOO-WOO!







          He denied the LORD in life, he'll pay the price in death.

          Let his sad, pathetic, avoidable damnation be a warning for those who would ignore the LORD in favor of that horribly pithy little saying, Carpe Diem.

          Dead And Good Riddance To Bad Garbage
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #2180
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Drug-addicted, fag-enabling, demons-of-depression-beset comedian Robin Williams has decided to switch his reservation on the hell train to an earlier departure. How would you say, "Tickets, please" to Mork from Ork in his native language?

            Only somewhat liberal-biased "news" source:
            Robin Williams dead at 63 in suspected suicide

            Oscar-winning actor and comedian Robin Williams was found dead in his northern California home in a suspected suicide Monday. He was 63.

            The Marin County Sheriff's Department said in a statement that Williams was found unconscious and not breathing in his home around noon. The statement said the investigation into Williams' death is ongoing, but the coroner "suspects the death to be a suicide due to asphyxia."

            A representative for Williams said in a statement the actor had been battling "severe depression of late."
            Does this look like a role model for Christian youth to you?

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12669

              #2181
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              I wonder how many times people told him, "Accept Jesus Christ and he will heal you." And, I wonder how many times he said, "I'm Robin Williams. I'm a big star. I don't need Jesus."

              Good luck with that, Mr. Robin Willinhell.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • DevilsAdvocate
                Unsaved trash, hopeless teenaged pot sniffer
                • Aug 2014
                • 5

                #2182
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Can I go to please, i would love to drag your ass down there with me.
                Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708

                  #2183
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Na nu na nu.

                  Enjoy , Mr. Cross dresser.


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                  • Godfly
                    Descended from Rapes
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 1552

                    #2184
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Robin Williams dead! That's hilarious!
                    Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                    • Bjorn Jensen
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2012
                      • 2356

                      #2185
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Deuteronomy 22:5
                      The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

                      Good riddance. I guess he doesn't doubt fire now

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                      • Mistress Cookie
                        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 6790

                        #2186
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                        The Marin County Sheriff's Department said in a statement that Williams was found unconscious and not breathing in his home around noon. The statement said the investigation into Williams' death is ongoing, but the coroner "suspects the death to be a suicide due to asphyxia."
                        Oh my goodness!

                        Asphyxia?? Could it have been one of those auto-neurotic self-pleasuring acts involving a noose, or whatever??


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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #2187
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                          Na nu na nu.

                          Enjoy , Mr. Cross dresser.



                          Ew, he loved prancing around like a whore, didn't he?




                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Mistress Cookie
                            Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 6790

                            #2188
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            Ew, he loved prancing around like a whore, didn't he?


                            Maybe he committed suicide because he couldn't fit in his dresses anymore?

                            I know I've felt that way sometimes. But then I just pray and the pounds melt away.

                            PRAISE!

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                            • WilliamJenningsBryan
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 9384

                              #2189
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                              Na nu na nu.

                              Enjoy , Mr. Cross dresser.


                              Yes indeed, one of the worst sitcoms to inflict on Christian American culture - Mork and Mindy. We all have suffered, and now it's his turn.

                              Praise Jesus!

                              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                              ...and get off my lawn
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                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                Senior Pastor
                                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                Always Biblically correct
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 10639

                                #2190
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Even the liberal false Christians at Westboro Baptist "Church," who so lack spiritual discernment that they can't even follow the Bible's clear teachings on the behavior of women in church, realize what a sinner he was:

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