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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
    Brothers and Sisters, I don't know what to think about the 64 members of the Alexandrov Ensemble (and their conductor). Hellbound or not?
    Caught in the crossfire between state communism and Eastern orthodoxy.

    Either way they'll be meeting the creator of the universe.

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      Satan has a new Princess, and her name is Carrie Fisher. After a lifelong addiction to blow, the only blowing she will be doing is on Lucifer's barbed-tallywhacker, forever!

      This bun-haired harlot thought it would be fun to spit in God's face and promote aliens and evilution to millions of impressionable virgin boys. There is also this.

      Thought you were really coy, huh, Carrie? Well now you will find what real fur-demons are on your one-way voyage to HELL and Beyond!

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        Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
        Satan has a new Princess, and her name is Carrie Fisher. After a lifelong addiction to blow, the only blowing she will be doing is on Lucifer's barbed-tallywhacker, forever!

        This bun-haired harlot thought it would be fun to spit in God's face and promote aliens and evilution to millions of impressionable virgin boys. There is also this.

        Thought you were really coy, huh, Carrie? Well now you will find what real fur-demons are on your one-way voyage to HELL and Beyond!

        Yes, dressed like a whore all the time in big screens! Burn in Hell sinner!




        1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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          Our Dear Lord is having quite a cull this year, isn't He? Let us hope that this is A Sign!

          Matthew 13:49-50 So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever the wicked from among the just, and shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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            I bet those two in the bottom pic aren't even listening to the Bible audio book.

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            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by God'sAlterBoy View Post
              I bet those two in the bottom pic aren't even listening to the Bible audio book.
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                Maybe they'll be able to do a mother-daughter act in hell.

                Unsaved celebritard "news" source:
                Screen icon Debbie Reynolds has died at the age of 84. The news comes just one day after her daughter, actress Carrie Fisher, 60, died of a heart attack.

                Reynolds was at her and Fisher’s property when she had to be rushed to the hospital for a possible stroke on Wednesday afternoon, PEOPLE confirmed .
                Debbie Reynolds, as befits the Hellyweird deathstyle choice, was a fag hag who, in addition to her multiple marriages, "dated" sodomites.
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                  Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                  Debbie Reynolds, as befits the Hellyweird deathstyle choice, was a fag hag who, in addition to her multiple marriages, "dated" sodomites.
                  Well, well, well! You learn something new and shocking every day. Here's a direct quote from the late, unlamented Mrs Reynolds, taken from that article:

                  “Everyone I dated was gay. Everyone, except Robert Wagner,” she told The Telegraph.“Otherwise they wouldn’t be hired.”
                  So all male actors except Robert Wagner had to be homers or they wouldn't be hired? (As an aside, I wonder why he was excused fudge-packing duty.) A more blatant plot to keep God out of Hellywood I have never seen. Praise The Lord for Kirk Cameron!
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                    Jesus is merciful. He took the lives of Carrie Fisher and Zsa Zsa Gabor, and their kin too!

                    No worse harlots stained this world, and God made no pretenses to show how much he HATED them. And yes, God HATES many.

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                      Somebody got in just under the wire for 2016. Actor, William Christopher, who played a Catholic priest, on Mash, the liberal passion play of Alan Alda, died at the age of 84 on this day of the glorious year of Our Lord, 2016.


                      I remember reading about him in an article on the dearth of Christian characters on television. The writer mentioned that Father Mulcahy, the character Christopher played, was surprised in one episode when his prayer efforts worked. The writer, clearly a fluffy bunny Christian, found this to be a negative portrayal of Christian faith-- because the priest was characterized as ineffective. But, based on everything that the show and its characters stood for, God should not have been in a big hurry to grant the prayers of a Mary-worshiper.


                      There are so many people who think that they are Christians who just don't get it.


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                      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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                        Negro Preacher, Bishop Eddie Long, did not live long. He is dead at 63. He is entering hell today.

                        He will be subjected to the most fire for selling people on "holistic" living, eating raw food. God gave us fire to cook our food. Have a happy hell, Holistic Eddie.

                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                          Negro Preacher, Bishop Eddie Long, did not live long. He is dead at 63.
                          Originally posted by the linked article
                          I am recovering from a health challenge that I trust God to deliver me from.
                          That worked out well for him.
                          When all young men turned 17 or 18, they claimed, their relationships with Long turned sexual.
                          Why should God have delivered him from anything?

                          John 9:31 KJV: Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.
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                          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Holywoods Harlot gets what's coming to her!

                            WOOT WOOT!
                            ALL ABOARD!!!

                            Mary Tyler Moore dead at age of 80



                            Not only did she encourage women to be whores in public, she disavowed the Holy Bible's cure for diabetes, of which the LORD righteously afflicted her. I wonder if her dancing shoes will keep her feet from blistering too fast in HELL!


                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              Holywoods Harlot gets what's coming to her!

                              WOOT WOOT!
                              ALL ABOARD!!!

                              Mary Tyler Moore dead at age of 80



                              Not only did she encourage women to be whores in public, she disavowed the Holy Bible's cure for diabetes, of which the LORD righteously afflicted her. I wonder if her dancing shoes will keep her feet from blistering too fast in HELL!


                              Dick Van Dyke will be right behind her.




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                              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                I can just imagine her whining, "Mr. Devil!"
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