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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    One more hell-bound heathen just punched her ticket.


    In Jesus' Service,

    Scott Merriweather

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      This is going to be a somewhat unusual posting, but, the Hell Train picked up 17 more sinners aged 1 to73 because they had decided to go to that heathen community of Branson Missouri.

      True Christians™, if people feel the need to give more to these sinful dens of iniquity than they do to God, then something is wrong.


      Exodus 34:14 King James Version (KJV)

      14 For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:

      Exodus 20:3 King James Version (KJV)

      3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.





      In Jesus' Service,

      Scott Merriweather

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      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by scottmerriweather View Post
        This is going to be a somewhat unusual posting, but, the Hell Train picked up 17 more sinners aged 1 to73 because they had decided to go to that heathen community of Branson Missouri.
        Friend, I'm going to need more than the say-so of someone on the internets to believe a thing is true. I am not an SJW after all. How do you know God sent them to Hell? What did Branson, Missouri do to open up such a portal of wrath? Who were these people and did they glorify the LORD in this life or solely in the next as they reveal His Perfect Justice?
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          Satan is coming after you all for being an horrible homo sapiens and God will laugh eternally.

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            Originally posted by Humpin'Dead View Post
            Satan is coming after you all for being an horrible homo sapiens and God will laugh eternally.
            They just both texted me to say they cancel, and are going to the Phish concert instead. I hooked them up.

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              Yes, God is well known to laugh but not at those who follow His Commandments.
              Psalm 59:6-8 They return at evening: they make a noise like a dog, and go round about the city. Behold, they belch out with their mouth: swords are in their lips: for who, say they, doth hear? But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.

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                WOOOOOOOO-WOOOOOOOOOOO


                Aretha was given a great gift by the LORD to sing about His Glory, having been born the daughter of a Baptist Preacher To The Negros. Instead, she signed on with Columbia Records, then Atlantic Records, and finally with Satan himself. She then wrote her signature song, "Respect."

                This became an anthem of sorts for what secularists call "civil rights" and "feminism" but we True Christianst™ know it to be REBELLION. Franklin became a kind of lady spokesman for Negros and Women and likely suffered as a chronic masterbator. She died surrounded by demons and has been whisked away to the Lake of Fire!

                PRAISE JESUS!




                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  I could never stand that Urethra Frankly and her negro noise. At last, the world can get some peace and quiet.

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                    What? Another thread that I can't understand.


                    Seriously?


                    Aretha Franklin was a wonderful person and I love her music.



                    This forum is very unfair and unkind towards her and she does not deserve it.



                    I stand by my beliefs that she is in heaven and is a wonderful Christian.


                    That being said, someone keeps putting stuff on my profile and humiliating things on my header and I can't talk anyone into fixing it and making it right for me.



                    Oh and by the way, Aretha was not a chronic masturbator, honestly that is a male thing, a male issue and problem. I for one do not believe that women have that issue.



                    As with everything else it is the male offenders who have that particular problem, you call chronic masturbation and Mary, it seems to be Your obsessions doesn't it?









                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post

                    WOOOOOOOO-WOOOOOOOOOOO


                    Aretha was given a great gift by the LORD to sing about His Glory, having been born the daughter of a Baptist Preacher To The Negros. Instead, she signed on with Columbia Records, then Atlantic Records, and finally with Satan himself. She then wrote her signature song, "Respect."

                    This became an anthem of sorts for what secularists call "civil rights" and "feminism" but we True Christianst™ know it to be REBELLION. Franklin became a kind of lady spokesman for Negros and Women and likely suffered as a chronic masterbator. She died surrounded by demons and has been whisked away to the Lake of Fire!

                    PRAISE JESUS!




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                      Originally posted by bchas77 View Post
                      What? Another thread that I can't understand...
                      Because you refuse to read the Bible and cure your own ignorance. No one else can do it for you.

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                      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        WHY? How could anyone ask why?
                        WARNING: lyrics

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                          I won't judge Aretha by the words of one blues balls song. It's a blues balls song....not a statement of faith or anything. I can't judge someone by one song, one act, one bad day, come on now....please!


                          I hope no one judges me from a bad day I had, a bad choice I made or one stupid act while under stress or extreme temptation or from excessive masturbation, seriously come on now.



                          While I am learning and submitting to this forum for accountability, I believe some common sense is in order. Wouldn't you agree?

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                            I see what you mean. You're saying that this Franklin sang about The Bible being unreliable. On a bad day. Like I might have got up one morning "Yaaaawn" (actually I just get up but anyway) "A lovely coffee or lemon juice with toast or bacon" oh yes "God is a liar"

                            But that's impossible. After my bad day I'd do something about it. It's all hypothetical anyway because I never thought about God when I was misbehaving according to my fallen nature either to call Him a liar or to say He didn't exist. As surely would be the case for a singer having control over her repertoire and her catalogue. Having recorded so monumentally blasphemous a song and reconsidered (after the bad day was over) she could withdraw the abomination from her catalogue. Just look at how fast stuff vanishes when there's a copyright dispute.

                            But that did not happen.

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                              Originally posted by biatch77 View Post
                              Aretha Franklin was a wonderful person and I love her music.

                              chronic masturbator,

                              chronic masturbation and Mary,
                              Dear biatch,


                              Let me remind you that this "woman", and I use the term very loosely, is an icon of the homer subculture. So you are now admitting to being a homer, are you?


                              By the way what is your obsession with masturbation. It's a sin you know.


                              If you need any help with your problem please contact me directly for some direction on how to please Jesus in a becoming manner.


                              YIC
                              TT


                              Please make sure that if you contact me you have cleaned your hands.
                              Isaiah 66:15

                              For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Senator John McCain reserved a seat on the HELL Train first when he allowed the airplane he was piloting to be shot down in Vietnam. He didn't escape, just sat out the war in a POW camp.

                                Then, when President Trump needed so badly his vote to overturn Obama's socialism in health care, McCain voted with the socialist Democrats. His seat on the HELL Train was reconfirmed. Happy Helltime John.


                                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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