[JennyD]

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T.S. Eliot's writings were simply children's poetry. It's Andrew Lloyd Webber who deserves all the torture here!

For once, Mother Martian, I will propose a compromise:

They BOTH deserve torture! Can you agree with that?

[Petal]

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Amy Winehouse.

i not scareds of Mrs.Amy Wino! but i am scareds of her beehives

there be a rumor on the innernets that she hide her crack dealer in that hive it be a crackhive, an maybee that be how she plan to smuggles her dealer onto the hell trains?


nows, here be another passingers on hell trains, all them darkie pimpz who make moneys off of the bootifulness of white ladys

they were prolly good Christain ladys before he led them astrays, it true

[SUV]

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My JESUS, why does Amy Whinehouse have a bulge....down....there?!



That's what I was going to ask until Sister Petal explained it: It hides her crack

[Don the Baptist]

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[Brother Temperance]

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T.S. Eliot's writings were simply children's poetry.

Makes sense you'd defend that bigot Eliot. He was a notorious Jew-hater, just like you lot. God hates racists, you know.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I've read that people in Maryland (a blue state, naturally) grow these obscene roots for sale to people in Chinkistan whom God has been pleased to smite with tallywhacker dysfunctions. Next stop, Cumberland, Md.; after that, Shanghai. Tickets, please!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I've read that people in Maryland (a blue state, naturally) grow these obscene roots for sale to people in Chinkistan whom God has been pleased to smite with tallywhacker dysfunctions. Next stop, Cumberland, Md.; after that, Shanghai. Tickets, please!

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Good Lord! Is that one of those "godzilla" voodoo dolls the japs worship? Revolting!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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One of the stars of that man-hating feminazi sitcom, Golden Girls, has died.



Tickets, please!

[SUV]

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Oh, I'm so SAD!!!

Because I was SO Hoping it was that awful Bea Arthur. Then again, when she gets on, all the rest of 'em will jump off lickety-split.

[Mistress Cookie]

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I've always suspected that "Bea" was really "B"....as in, short for "Ben".

When her autopsy's done some day, we're sure to learn a heck'a lot more about this loudmouthed, unnaturally tall being!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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We are still reserving a cab for Patrick Swayze!


HOOT HOOT

CHOO-CHUGGA-LUGGA!

[Nobar King]

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Palo Alto is Swayze Death Zone

From 2nd week in May until mid-June, Palo Alto becomes a death zone for Patrick Swayze. During this period, the chart patterns corresponding to his cancer are accentuated. The more often he goes to Palo Alto, and the longer he spends there, the more the odds are tilted in favour of the pancreatic cancer.

At the moment, he is flying on occasion into the Stanford cancer treatment facility in Palo Alto for radiation sessions, where doctors are trying to shrink the tumour using the CyberKnife technique. Hopefully these trips will come to an end as soon as possible.

It has also been reported that he whiles away the time by flying around California and Nevada. This is also not a wise strategy. He should choose a safe location and remain there until the danger subsides.

He can't have much longer to go. I looked online for an internet email alert system for his impending death, but no such service is currently available. I suppose I'll just have to keep reading the news.

Also, if you don't want to catch whatever it is that he has, stay away from Palo Alto. Wherever that is. Doesn't that mean 'big stick' in Spanish? How did they know that long ago that it would become such a homer hang out?

[SUV]

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I went to that website, Brother Nobar King, and found this:



Obviously, Patrick and "B" Arthur are Fighting over the "window seat" on the Hell Train....and neither is even officially Dead yet!!!

I blame Bill Clinton

[VictoryOS]

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I'm beginning to think Mr Swayze is faking all this "about to die" stuff just to promote the tv series he's taking part in. Those Hellyweird types will do anything for a buck.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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I'm beginning to think Mr Swayze is faking all this "about to die" stuff just to promote the tv series he's taking part in. Those Hellyweird types will do anything for a buck.

This wouldnt be the first time sister. They have been faking deaths, faking drug addictions, and faking relationships! Anything to boost the ratings.