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  • #361
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
    T.S. Eliot's writings were simply children's poetry. It's Andrew Lloyd Webber who deserves all the torture here!
    For once, Mother Martian, I will propose a compromise:

    They BOTH deserve torture! Can you agree with that?
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    • #362
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by Mr.Deaner View Post
      Amy Winehouse.
      i not scareds of Mrs.Amy Wino! but i am scareds of her beehives



      there be a rumor on the innernets that she hide her crack dealer in that hive it be a crackhive, an maybee that be how she plan to smuggles her dealer onto the hell trains?


      nows, here be another passingers on hell trains, all them darkie pimpz who make moneys off of the bootifulness of white ladys


      they were prolly good Christain ladys before he led them astrays, it true

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      • #363
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        My JESUS, why does Amy Whinehouse have a bulge....down....there?!



        That's what I was going to ask until Sister Petal explained it: It hides her crack

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        • #364
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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          • #365
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
            T.S. Eliot's writings were simply children's poetry.
            Makes sense you'd defend that bigot Eliot. He was a notorious Jew-hater, just like you lot. God hates racists, you know.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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            • #366
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              I've read that people in Maryland (a blue state, naturally) grow these obscene roots for sale to people in Chinkistan whom God has been pleased to smite with tallywhacker dysfunctions. Next stop, Cumberland, Md.; after that, Shanghai. Tickets, please!

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              • #367
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                I've read that people in Maryland (a blue state, naturally) grow these obscene roots for sale to people in Chinkistan whom God has been pleased to smite with tallywhacker dysfunctions. Next stop, Cumberland, Md.; after that, Shanghai. Tickets, please!

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                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #368
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  One of the stars of that man-hating feminazi sitcom, Golden Girls, has died.

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                  Tickets, please!
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                  • #369
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Oh, I'm so SAD!!!

                    Because I was SO Hoping it was that awful Bea Arthur. Then again, when she gets on, all the rest of 'em will jump off lickety-split.

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                    • #370
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      I've always suspected that "Bea" was really "B"....as in, short for "Ben".

                      When her autopsy's done some day, we're sure to learn a heck'a lot more about this loudmouthed, unnaturally tall being!

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                      • #371
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        We are still reserving a cab for Patrick Swayze!


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                        • #372
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Palo Alto is Swayze Death Zone

                          From 2nd week in May until mid-June, Palo Alto becomes a death zone for Patrick Swayze. During this period, the chart patterns corresponding to his cancer are accentuated. The more often he goes to Palo Alto, and the longer he spends there, the more the odds are tilted in favour of the pancreatic cancer.

                          At the moment, he is flying on occasion into the Stanford cancer treatment facility in Palo Alto for radiation sessions, where doctors are trying to shrink the tumour using the CyberKnife technique. Hopefully these trips will come to an end as soon as possible.

                          It has also been reported that he whiles away the time by flying around California and Nevada. This is also not a wise strategy. He should choose a safe location and remain there until the danger subsides.
                          He can't have much longer to go. I looked online for an internet email alert system for his impending death, but no such service is currently available. I suppose I'll just have to keep reading the news.

                          Also, if you don't want to catch whatever it is that he has, stay away from Palo Alto. Wherever that is. Doesn't that mean 'big stick' in Spanish? How did they know that long ago that it would become such a homer hang out?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #373
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            I went to that website, Brother Nobar King, and found this:



                            Obviously, Patrick and "B" Arthur are Fighting over the "window seat" on the Hell Train....and neither is even officially Dead yet!!!

                            I blame Bill Clinton

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                            • #374
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              I'm beginning to think Mr Swayze is faking all this "about to die" stuff just to promote the tv series he's taking part in. Those Hellyweird types will do anything for a buck.
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                              • #375
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                                I'm beginning to think Mr Swayze is faking all this "about to die" stuff just to promote the tv series he's taking part in. Those Hellyweird types will do anything for a buck.
                                This wouldnt be the first time sister. They have been faking deaths, faking drug addictions, and faking relationships! Anything to boost the ratings.
                                Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                                Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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