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  • Buckminster Carlson
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2008
    • 130

    #436
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Heath N. Basher- if he doesn't shape up soon.

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    • Adam Smith
      Unsaved trash
      • Oct 2008
      • 28

      #437
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!



      Won't be long...

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #438
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Jesus has seen fit to kill another communist joo. Shout Glory!! Listen to that whistle blow!!

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #439
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Another God hating scientist:
          GENEVA — Jacques Piccard, a scientist and underwater explorer who plunged deeper beneath the ocean than any other man, died Saturday, his son's company said. He was 86.
          Piccard died at his Lake Geneva home in Switzerland, the company Solar Impulse said.
          Exploration ran in the Piccard family. Jacques' physicist father, Auguste, was the first man to take a balloon into the stratosphere and his son, Bertrand, was the first man to fly a balloon nonstop around the world.
          Jacques Piccard helped his father invent the bathyscaphe, a vessel that allows humans to descend to great depths.
          On Jan. 23, 1960, he and U.S. Navy Lt. Don Walsh took the vessel into the Pacific's Mariana Trench and dove to a depth of 35,800 feet — nearly seven miles below sea level. It remains the deepest dive ever carried out.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • SayvedByTheLord
            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
            True Christian™
            • May 2007
            • 3151

            #440
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Yet another one climbs aboard, Wooo Wooo

            ATLANTA, Georgia (AP) -- The executive who succeeded Jay-Z as the head of hip-hop music label Def Jam Recordings died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound near Atlanta, police said Sunday.
            Shakir Stewart was named the head of hip-hop music label Def Jam Recordings in June.
            Executive vice president Shakir Stewart, 34, died on Saturday, his New York-based label said in a statement.
            Stewart was found Saturday afternoon in the bathroom of his home in the Atlanta suburb of Marietta, Cobb County police spokeswoman Cassie Reece said Sunday. He was pronounced dead at a nearby hospital.
            Police described the shooting as self-inflicted and would not say who discovered Stewart.


            Leviticus 26:27-29

            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #441
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              I heard Obama did it.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Remy Lebeau
                LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2058

                #442
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!



                Jesus took her to the Gates of the Pit a day before the election. Surely a message to Osambo.
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                • Virginia Day Templeton
                  Christ's Battle Axe
                   
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 2827

                  #443
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Toot toot, indeed!
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                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                    Senior Pastor
                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                    Always Biblically correct
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 10639

                    #444
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Michael Crichton, who promoted evil-utionism and the old-earth heresy with novels like The Andromeda Strain and Jurassic Park, has been called home to his dark lord. Tickets, please!
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                    Questions to ask liberal "Christians" âśž Things that the Bible doesn't say âśž Tolerance

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #445
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Miriam Makeba was an uppity Negress who fought for special rights. Now she'll have eternity to convince the devil to give her any. Tickets, please!

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                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" âśž Things that the Bible doesn't say âśž Tolerance

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552

                        #446
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                        Miriam Makeba was an uppity Negress who fought for special rights. Now she'll have eternity to convince the devil to give her any. Tickets, please!

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                        I was surprised to hear that she was still alive. I was under the impression that she died in a gunbattle between the police and the radical Black Panthers back in the 1960's. She was married to one of them I recall.

                        Good thing Jesus killed her now. No doubt Barack Obama would have invited her to "perform" at his inaguration.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Miss Abigail
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 35

                          #447
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                          This sow dedicated her life to making devil music, and God has responded by wiping out her entire family. For that, we lift our voices in praise!



                          um if you're the people going to 'Heaven' I'll gladly jump on board the hell train

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #448
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Well, there's plenty of room. We're here to stop you, but it seems that you have made your own decision.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Miss Abigail
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 35

                              #449
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              Well, there's plenty of room. We're here to stop you, but it seems that you have made your own decision.


                              you don't think that saying someone that just lost her family deserves it is wrong and disgusting?

                              wow...some 'christian' you are

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                              • Virginia Day Templeton
                                Christ's Battle Axe
                                 
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 2827

                                #450
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Nahum 1:2-8
                                2God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.
                                3The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.
                                4He rebuketh the sea, and maketh it dry, and drieth up all the rivers: Bashan languisheth, and Carmel, and the flower of Lebanon languisheth.
                                5The mountains quake at him, and the hills melt, and the earth is burned at his presence, yea, the world, and all that dwell therein.
                                6Who can stand before his indignation? and who can abide in the fierceness of his anger? his fury is poured out like fire, and the rocks are thrown down by him.
                                7The LORD is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble; and he knoweth them that trust in him.
                                8But with an overrunning flood he will make an utter end of the place thereof, and darkness shall pursue his enemies.


                                You think that the God who wrote these words would hesitate for even a microsecond before knocking off a few welfare moochers?

                                But wait! There's more!

                                Leviticus 26:21-22
                                21And if ye walk contrary unto me, and will not hearken unto me; I will bring seven times more plagues upon you according to your sins.
                                22I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children, and destroy your cattle, and make you few in number; and your high ways shall be desolate.


                                God kills the children of people who disobey His Commandments. And He enjoys it.

                                Proverbs 1:26
                                I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;


                                That is the character of the Lord—immutable and perfect. Your issues are with Him, not with us.
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