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  • #46
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Liam Joseph Donovan View Post
    I have no compassion for i am unsaved.
    There. Fixed it for you.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

    Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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    • #47
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      My programming Tells me to destroy Jesus with my mighty claws of doom.
      Anarchy in the UK- Titus 2:9

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      • #48
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Two of these God mocking communists are already in hell, the other two won't be far behind!



        CLACKETY-CLACK! God's train to Hell chugs on! GLORY!!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #49
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!



          This son of a bitch is in Hell for failing to instill True Christian™ values in young viewers. It infuriates me to think about how many children he led astray with liberal nonsense about tolerance and compassion.

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          • #50
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post


            This son of a bitch is in Hell for failing to instill True Christian™ values in young viewers. It infuriates me to think about how many children he led astray with liberal nonsense about tolerance and compassion.

            Fred Rogers was an ordained minister. If all Christians were more like him, Jesus would have a lot more followers.
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • #51
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by Dances with Crawdads View Post
              Fred Rogers was an ordained minister.
              So what? So are the various papist "fathers" who troll this board looking for fresh victims. All that proves is that the synagogue of Satan is alive and well.

              If all Christians were more like him, Jesus would have a lot more followers.
              Our Lord is not a big fan of popularity contests:

              Matt. 7:13-14: Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide [is] the gate, and broad [is] the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait [is] the gate, and narrow [is] the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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              • #52
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                Fred Rogers was an ordained minister. If all Christians were more like him, Jesus would have a lot more followers.
                Fred Rogers was a pansy and a nemesis of mine. Years ago I pitched a children's program tentatively called Mr. Hatchet's Neighborhood to a bigwig at PBS. One of the cute ideas I had involved a puppet of Satan raping puppets of the Unsavable©, such as retards and midgets. Fred Rogers happened to be outside the bigwig's office during my spiel, overhearing everything. He stole my idea and then liberalized it. Another reason why he is in Hell.

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                • #53
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                  Fred Rogers was a pansy and a nemesis of mine. Years ago I pitched a children's program tentatively called Mr. Hatchet's Neighborhood to a bigwig at PBS. One of the cute ideas I had involved a puppet of Satan raping puppets of the Unsavable©, such as retards and midgets. Fred Rogers happened to be outside the bigwig's office during my spiel, overhearing everything. He stole my idea and then liberalized it. Another reason why he is in Hell.

                  A children's show that features portrayals of rape - lovely. You ARE a pervert.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • #54
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by Runs with Steak Knives View Post
                    A children's show that features portrayals of rape - lovely. You ARE a pervert.
                    You don't get it, do you? Dear Brother-in-Christ Hatchet wanted to warn the precious children away from eternal damnation, and for that you call him a pervert? You really do owe him an apology.
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                    Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                    • #55
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Choo-Chug-a-Lugga

                      NEXT!

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                      • #56
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                        A children's show that features portrayals of rape - lovely. You ARE a pervert.
                        You state that my rape-themed children's show is a lovely idea, and then in your very next sentence do a turnabout and call me a pervert? Make up your mind, witch! This is just another example of how stupid woman are.

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                        • #57
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                          You don't get it, do you? Dear Brother-in-Christ Hatchet wanted to warn the precious children away from eternal damnation, and for that you call him a pervert? You really do owe him an apology.
                          I agree Pastor Peters, but ... she'll never do it.

                          She's the kind of person that tells Satan - after he raped her for the 4,000,000,000th time with his Winnebago sized Talywhacker - "Yeah, but you don't exist anyway. Now why is there no aircon in here?"
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • #58
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                            You state that my rape-themed children's show is a lovely idea, and then in your very next sentence do a turnabout and call me a pervert? Make up your mind, witch! This is just another example of how stupid woman are.

                            The "lovely" was sarcasm. Since you seem to be too slow to catch that, I'll be sure to put next to any such comments so you can easily recognize them.
                            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                            • #59
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                              I agree Pastor Peters, but ... she'll never do it.

                              She's the kind of person that tells Satan - after he raped her for the 4,000,000,000th time with his Winnebago sized Talywhacker - "Yeah, but you don't exist anyway. Now why is there no aircon in here?"

                              I don't use a/c. I use open windows and ceiling fans - much more energy efficient.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                              • #60
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!


                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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