[Brother Gonzalez]

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If he wasn't a hellbound sinner, drug adict pseudo artist Bob Marley would have been 75 today. At least is what the pervert "social media" known as "Tweeter" says in "Trending Topics".

Evil mind trying to convince people to follow "Jah", smoke drug cigars and bow to a known psycopath serial killer by the name of Haile Selassie. And doing this by composing hypnotic, rythmical songs which make some people want to undress and have sex while other people want to smash their heads against the pavement in order to stop hearing those boring repetitive sounds. Usually the difference between those groups is drug consumption.


At least he recognized being an "illegal alien" in something some people call "a song".

[upchucker67]

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Say, anyone have a hunch who God will smite this year?

Already two of my predictions came true; I surmised a Monthy Python actor would perish this year (Terry Jones, check), I figured another Hollywood barnacle would croak (Kirk Douglas, check) Of course, none of you have seen my predictions, but I assure you I made them.

DEAD POOL PREDICTIONS:
Bernie Sanders
Joe Biden (either of the two or both)
Jimmy Carter
Stella Stevens
Ian Holm
Keith Richards
Keith Rainere

Anna Wintour
Betty White
Olivia de Havilland
Larry David
Kathy Bates
Prince Philip and/or Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Andrew
Justin Bieber
Tim Curry
Tom Hanks
Johnny Depp
Jonah Hill
Sarah Michelle Geller
Harvey Weinstein
Eva Marie Saint
Robert Downey Jr.
The Democratic Party

[Isabella White]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Say, anyone have a hunch who God will smite this year?

Already two of my predictions came true; I surmised a Monthy Python actor would perish this year (Terry Jones, check), I figured another Hollywood barnacle would croak (Kirk Douglas, check) Of course, none of you have seen my predictions, but I assure you I made them.

Oh, my, how this is all so very interesting, dear Mr. Hucker. I can't say that I know of many of the people on your list -- especially if they're in the business of worldly entertainment. In particular, if they call themselves musicians and do not have names such as Norma Zimmer or Pat Boone, then I have no idea what they're about.

But, I have heard of some of the others on the list, such as Betty White, Olivia de Havilland and, of course, Queen Elizabeth. Now, I have a hunch that, with the way things are going for those Demonrats, will send them a stark warning, especially in this, an election year and, notably, after their embarrassing defeat in trying to impeach and remove our -sent President Trump from Office. Why, it would not surprise me if the two older, past-their-sell-by-date people in the attached photo could be next to be called onto the train. Certainly, we've all heard about some of their health problems and, mark my words, this could be the year when the good says, "enough!"

[JakubDovac]

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Brian May will be next. then finally another one bites the dust. The world had been a better place since Freddie dropped into the pits of hell.

[Dana723]

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I don't know who these two sinners are, but apparently they are dead after injecting the marijuana.

[Didymus Much]

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Justin Bieber's mustache, departed 16 Feb 2020. :ick:

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Justin Bieber's mustache, departed 16 Feb 2020. :ick:

It's quite difficult to decide whether he was more repulsive with it than he is without it. However, it's not something I plan to give much thought to. The main curiosity about this story is that he expected anyone to care.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I'm afraid God will probably find Himself obliged to consign Mike Hughes to the fiery depths. Why?

"Mad" Mike Hughes, 64, crash-landed his steam-powered rocket shortly after take-off near Barstow on Saturday. A video on social media shows a rocket being fired into the sky before plummeting to the ground nearby.
Hughes was well-known for his belief that the Earth was flat. He hoped to prove his theory by going to space.

There is just so much wrong with that last sentence. First, "his theory". Really? I think if Mr Hughes had looked into his dark soul, he would have been forced to admit the Flat-Earth facts have been known since the first Christian read the Bible! Indeed, they must have been known when the Bible was written. No, he stole that FACT (not "theory") from God's Holy Word.

Jeremiah 23:30 Therefore, behold, I am against the prophets, declares the LORD, who steal my words from one another.

Secondly, what was he thinking, trying to prove it? Since when did anyone need to "prove" the FACTS set out in the Bible (KJV 1611)?

On the bright side, having plummeted from a great height into the desert, Mr Hughes will already be half way to .

[Mary Etheldreda]

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On the bright side, having plummeted from a great height into the desert, Mr Hughes will already be half way to .

Amen!

Hughes' goal is to bring more attention to the Flat Earth movement and to reach further with his self-styled launches until he can eventually send himself to space to see first-hand what our home is shaped like. (link)

His motivation was never to glorify Jesus or rebuke the sinner lovingly yet forcefully. His motivation was to bring attention to a man-made group of misfits who can't even figure out where to attend church on a Sunday Morning! Jesus warns us against those who worship false idols (Matthew 12:30), and Mr. Hughes chose to be scattered among the sinners in HELL!

Glory!

[upchucker67]

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This old medling hag Katherine Johnson lived to 101 spending more of her life on numbers and such, than in the kitchen measuring ingredients for baking pies like a good lady.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/24/us/katherine-johnson-death-scn-trnd/index.html

Bet she didn't factor getting pumped on Satan's barbed winkie in her calculations.

[handmaiden]

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This old medling hag Katherine Johnson lived to 101 spending more of her life on numbers and such, than in the kitchen measuring ingredients for baking pies like a good lady.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/24/us/katherine-johnson-death-scn-trnd/index.html

Bet she didn't factor getting pumped on Satan's barbed winkie in her calculations.

Someone made a joke about Johnson "dying in her prime" because she was a mathematician. I have no idea of what that means.

[upchucker67]

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You don't need to know these things. That was her problem, she knew nothing of value, like a relationship with Jesus Christ.

[handmaiden]

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You don't need to know these things. That was her problem, she knew nothing of value, like a relationship with Jesus Christ.

Excuse me, "Sir", I do not believe that you are in a position here at the Landover Baptist Church community to tell me what I do or do not need to know about any particular things whatsoever. Your own "relationship" with Our Lord Jesus, has not yet been confirmed to any degree.


Granted, Ms. Johnson was involved with the generally sinful space program, but it will be the determination of the Pastoral Staff of True Christian™ Gentlemen at LBC who will determine whether or not Katherine Johnson should be properly verified as having purchased a ticket on the Hell Train.


Your concern should be to show proper respect for the hierarchy and authority afforded to by Our , , who is not so stupid that He doesn't know how to pronounce your name.

[Isabella White]

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You don't need to know these things. That was her problem, she knew nothing of value, like a relationship with Jesus Christ.

Mr. Huckster: I see that our dearly beloved Sister Handmaiden has gotten to you before I've had a chance but, believe me, I was about to respond earlier, until I was interrupted by a phone call from Sister Clementine-Minnie regarding a recipe for Battenberg cake.

Now, then, I will have you know that a fine, upstanding , such as our Handmaiden, does not require any assessment, judgment, instruction, disapproval, restriction, or any form of harassment and annoyance from the likes of someone -- such as yourself -- who is considered as "unsaved trash", and whose profile has this distinction: "phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in ". And, I see that your profile also includes a new award to add to your growing collection!

I do so hope that I have made my point clearly understandable.

[upchucker67]

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It seems that uppity fembot, Rosie the Riveter is dead.



For years, she tirelessly toiled on behalf of the rights of women. She could have saved herself the trouble, as here on out, the only thing she'll be riveted to is Satan's barbed winkie for all eternity! Glory!