[WickedWitch]

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I'm going to have to call BS on that one. Those were girls and if you are silly enough to believe that they were born males then you have to be the most simple minded woman I have ever met.

Honey, you can try to blame me for your homosexual crush on those little boys (are you SURE you're not Catholic?), you can even deny their testicles 'til Kingdom Come, but the Hanson brothers have always been boys. Deal with it. Maybe you could go to a Godly Therapist and have a chat about your "unnatural" attraction to boys? Remember, Brother, you weren't always Saved.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Honey, you can try to blame me for your homosexual crush on those little boys (are you SURE you're not Catholic?), you can even deny their testicles 'til Kingdom Come, but the Hanson brothers have always been boys. Deal with it. Maybe you could go to a Godly Therapist and have a chat about your "unnatural" attraction to boys? Remember, Brother, you weren't always Saved.

How would you know if they had or even have testicles today? Have you performed oral sin on them? Have they taken turned spoiling your dirty cooter?

I... I don't even want to know the levels of your depravity. You are probably the one who turned those girls queer and instigated the events that eventually led to their sex change.

[WickedWitch]

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How would you know if they had or even have testicles today? Have you performed oral sin on them? Have they taken turned spoiling your dirty cooter? How I know what I know is none of your bee's waxThe fact is that they have always been boys.

I... I don't even want to know the levels of your depravity. You are probably the one who turned those girls queer and instigated the events that eventually led to their sex change.

You are in so much denial, buddy! It's going to take years of therapy to straighten you out - and that ain't cheap (in your country).

Look, what I'm saying is it can't hurt to admit that, while you were UnSaved and still very much a Sinner, you had a homosexual crush on effeminate boys. You're past that now, you've Repented, you're a better person. It's okay. It happened a long time ago. Just deal with it, and you'll feel better.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Thumper says:

"Look Ma! I'm a hateful racist heretic bigot just like my father the devil! I think whites are the only race deserving to be alive, and I take God's Word out of context to try and justify these claims. Since I've said Jesus is my personal Lord and Savior, I can sin all I want and still go to heaven! My fiancee believes the same things, even though he will never actually marry me (if he did, he would have announced a date by now). But you know what, that's OK, because I'm Miss Perfect, and God's laws don't apply to me!"

I wish I was here to pepper spray, mace, AND taser you into accepting the truth!

I want the video of that

[WickedWitch]

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I want the video of that

That's a pretty devious and mean-spirited thing to say (even about Miss Thumper) for someone who wants to be Saved.

[Remy Lebeau]

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You are in so much denial, buddy! It's going to take years of therapy to straighten you out - and that ain't cheap (in your country).

Look, what I'm saying is it can't hurt to admit that, while you were UnSaved and still very much a Sinner, you had a homosexual crush on effeminate boys. You're past that now, you've Repented, you're a better person. It's okay. It happened a long time ago. Just deal with it, and you'll feel better.

Only the oldest Hanson was a male. The younger two were girls. FACT!!!

I am not attracted to males, you libidinous little harlot.

As a young boy I has a crush on the two Hanson sisters.

Therefore, the Hanson sisters had to have been females.

That's basic concrete logic that you atheists claim to live by. So you either accept the FACT that the two younger Hansons were female or admit that atheism is utter foolishness and that all atheist are amoral child rapist murdering thieves with the combined global intellect of a 4 month old retarded nigra fetus.

You really need to accept the fact that YOU had a crush on two girls. I think this is really about YOUR denial which is a good sign because it demonstrates you have shame for your lesbiatic tendacies.

[SUV]

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Also, choo-choo, time for a quick stop off at Joo York:

Chugga-chugga-chugga up to Adulterous Albany for this joo his blind neegroe lover, the blind neegroe (that's the Politically Correct term those "people "prefer now, isn't it?):

[WickedWitch]

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Only the oldest Hanson was a male. The younger two were girls. FACT!!! No, that's a lie you tell yourself. <--The statement I just made is a fact.

I am not attracted to males, you libidinous little harlot. Not ANYMORE

As a young boy I had a crush on the two Hanson sisters. These are the only Hanson sisters: "Jessica Grace (July 31, 1988), Avery Laurel (November 4, 1990), and Zoë Genevieve (January 14, 1998)." (Wikipedia) And I think those girls are just a tad too young for you.

Therefore, the Hanson sisters had to have been females. Those three I just named are, yes.

Yap, yap, yap, I'm in denial, blah, blah, blah, my "logic" is hilarious and lacks all reason

Now, aside from making me laugh, your post does say to me that you're still hurt by your Sinful past. And the sooner you address this problem, the sooner you can get on with your life and continue on your merry way as a Newly Straight True Christian Ex-Negro. So I'm gonna try to help you with this by making it perfectly clear to you, so that you can no longer deny, that the three blonde-haired people in that music group called Hanson are all, and have always been boys.

Hanson is an American pop rockband formed in Tulsa, Oklahoma by brothers Isaac, Taylor, and Zac Hanson.

...

Clarke Isaac Hanson (born November 17, 1980), Jordan Taylor Hanson (March 14, 1983) and Zachary Walker Hanson (October 22, 1985)

Do any of those look like girls' names?

No please, just get the therapy you need to deal with this and move on.

[Brother Temperance]

Chugga-chugga-chugga up to Adulterous Albany for this joo his blind neegroe lover, the blind neegroe (that's the Politically Correct term those "people "prefer now, isn't it?):

I think the PC fascists prefer "Visually Crippled neegroe" nowadays.

Do any of those look like girls' names?

They certainly don't. I just can't work out what the parents were thinking. Unless they actively wanted their girls to grow up queer?

[WickedWitch]

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They certainly don't. I just can't work out what the parents were thinking. Unless they actively wanted their girls to grow up queer?

UGH! You are all impossible!! I tell you, those tinfoil hats of yours make it impossible to get even the simplest facts into your heads!

[Remy Lebeau]

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You silly atheist lesbo. Wikipedia is full of lies because it can be edited by anyone. For all I know YOU edited that page. And then everyone everywhere starts thinking it's true and puts the same lies up on their websites.

Even if they were boys, which they weren't, they still would look like girls; therefore, I cannot be an ex-gay. But any female who found them attractive would still be a lesbo because they are attracted to the female form. So you see, I don't need to lie to myself. But the they actually were born females and therefore it's a mute point.

Given the facts one can only conclude that you are trying to push queerism on me to mask your own sordid past of carpet munchery. With the kind of delusional behavior you're demonstrating I can only assume you are still very much a rash lipped oyster farmer to this very day. Why else would you be in such obvious denial? You can get help. Jesus can cure anything if you let Him into your heart.

[Bill Tardy]

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Yeah i've got to agree that wikipedia is very unreliable and i tell my students not to use it when studying. Look part of growing up sometimes includes homosexual urges, most men have them its nothing to get all enraged about it, and you don't have to try and act all tought and clean in front of all your christian peers.

[Nobar King]

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Thou shalt not steal:

Motion-Sensing Camera Catches Netflix Thief Red-Handed, Shirtless

Brian Krische and his roommate had a lot of their Netflix discs go missing before they received them, and they grew suspicious. So, like any self-respecting and enterprising geeks, they set up a motion-sensing camera pointed at their mailbox. The results? One chubby, shirtless criminal caught red-handed.

Yes, it turns out their "white-trash tenants in the first floor" had a penchant for checking their neighbors' mail while out on their daily shirtless stroll, snagging any red envelopes that happened to be there. Once Krische got the evidence in hand, he called up Netflix, who then called the cops. The shirtless bandits ended up with a $750 fine and a trip to the First Offender Program. That'll teach 'em to steal their neighbors' BioDome DVD.

You're riding the Netflix little red envelope to hell, buddy!

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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Yeah i've got to agree that wikipedia is very unreliable and i tell my students not to use it when studying. Look part of growing up sometimes includes homosexual urges, most men have them its nothing to get all enraged about it, and you don't have to try and act all tought and clean in front of all your christian peers.

Stop trying to derail the thread, queer-o. You might think that your homer tendencies are "normal", but every time you lay with men as with women, you make Baby Jesus cry, those urges are given by Satan himself!!!

[Bill Tardy]

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Oh come on all thread eventually spiral down to just arguing.
look as much as you want to deny it most men have homoerotic urges some time in their life, it doesn't matter if they are christian or muslim and it sounds like you had a little crush on a boy when you were young even if you didn't know it. i think you know this so are just trying to steer the conversation away from you admitting you had a gay crush.