[KJV4me]

Re: SAD PANDA

Lol, no you big silly. I'm playing to your paranoia.

Thats what WW wants us to think

[JennyD]

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Don't be ridiculous, you know very well I shall always be Pagan.

That's what he said. Catholic.

[WickedWitch]

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Hang on, are you actually admitting to a conspiracy?

Lol, no you big silly. I'm playing to your paranoia.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: SAD PANDA

Perhaps it's a Pagan conspiracy? I know how you people love conspiracies.

Hang on, are you actually admitting to a conspiracy?

[SUV]

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So is your Name....Peter Panda?

Pandas, though. We True Christians™ simply Adore pandas! We sic them on evilutionists!:

[WickedWitch]

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Wait, are you telling us to Dance With Joy?

Perhaps it's a Pagan conspiracy? I know how you people love conspiracies.

[Brother Temperance]

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Depressed! Turn up the music & DANCE!
Its impossible to feel miserable while dancing.

Wait, are you telling us to Dance With Joy?

[Seeker]

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I'm slightly depressed. As I always do I will now go pray for guidance.

What are your favorite solutions to sadness?

Having a Christian family for support is always nice...

Psalms 23

The Lord is my Shepherd=That's relationship!

I shall not want=That's supply!

He maketh me lie down in green pastures=That's rest!

He leadeth me beside still waters= That's refreshment!

He resoreth my soul=That's healing!

He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness=That's guidance!

For his name sake=That's purpose!

Yea, thought I walk through the valley of the shadow of death=That's testing!

I will fear no evil=That protection!

For Thou art with me=That's faithfulness!

Thy rod and thy staff comfort me- That's Disclipine!

Thou preparest a table before me in the presense of my enemies=That's hope!

Thou annointed my head with oil=That's consecration!

My cup runneth over=That's abundance!

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life=That's blessing!

And I will dwell in the house of the Lord=That's security!

Forever=That's Eternity!

Face it, the Lord is crazy about you. Stop being a depressed wimp!

[WickedWitch]

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*Excited* Lilith! I was wondering when you'd turn up! Where have you been?

[lilith]

Re: SAD PANDA

Depressed! Turn up the music & DANCE!
Its impossible to feel miserable while dancing.

[WickedWitch]

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Don't tell us you've turned Catholic as well now.

Don't be ridiculous, you know very well I shall always be Pagan.

[Brother Temperance]

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By the way, what is "panda" a euphemism for? Sounds queer to me...

I fear it may be some kind of a goth/emo reference.

Jesus is very distressed by all this. Also consider the fact that he made a reference to being a Kraut goth in another thread, and pandas are chink animals, meaning that they're totalitarians, just like the Krauts. I'm not quite sure what all this means, but I'm sure it cannot be good.

Poor dear *Gives you cookies* While I don't recommend eating your feelings, there's no harm in a few cookies.

Don't tell us you've turned Catholic as well now.

[WickedWitch]

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I'm slightly depressed. Poor dear *Gives you cookies* While I don't recommend eating your feelings, there's no harm in a few cookies. As I always do I will now go pray for guidance.

What are your favorite solutions to sadness?

A good snuggle always works for me.

By the way, what is "panda" a euphemism for? Sounds queer to me...

Maybe it's not a euphemism. This is a pretty sad looking panda:

[Justina Thyme]

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Depression is a DEMON, do you not see?

POST PARTUM AND OTHER TYPES OF DEPRESSION

DEPRESSION IS A DEMON

Handle this demon like any other demon. Cast him OUT, in the name of Jesus. Go to a THESAURUS and look up DEPRESSION. All the names listed are names of demons. Cast them OUT too.


Note, Peter McKain, that depression is not caused by a demon; depression is a demon.

Please refer to the Spiritual Warfare Prayer in my signature line and say it with fervor and a sincere heart. In this way you may be cleansed of this demon by the power of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. GLORY!

[JennyD]

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When I'm feeling down and out, I think about my special friend. His name is Jesus.

Would you like to meet Jesus?

You see, Jesus loves me unconditionally, and will always love me, just as long as I love Him too, and obey His Laws. If I obey His Laws, I get to go to Heaven, where I can worship and praise and service Him forever and ever!

Doesn't that sound delightful? It always makes me smile.




Of course, we already know what happens to those who reject His Love.