Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

I am having a difficult time visualizing this perversion. Does anyone have this on tape?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Oh, so the issue amuses you, does it? You're even more depraved than I thought.

It amuses me that you lot are so deranged that you sit around thinking up bizarre sexual scenarios, and then chastizing other people for it.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

LMAO!

Oh, so the issue amuses you, does it? You're even more depraved than I thought.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

LMAO!

[Deaner]

In a stunning and bang on accusation, Brother Remy of Landover Baptist has uncovered a sordid and disturbing practice amongst secular women. The anal rape of their own husbands with their clitorises...

Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau
And your brazen confidence in your ability to keep our dear brother in your meaty grasp demonstrates your lesbiotic strength and intent to rape if given the chance. AGHHH!!! You're clitoris must be huge in order for you to commit the sodomy you no doubt inflict upon your wimp wristed, sissy "husband". It's all starting to make sense now!!!

Since denied by "Dances with Anybody", a lying pagan witch, I think the observation goes a long way towards explaining a lot of things. Why secular straight men want to "talk" and wear queer wool sweaters for example. These poor guys are showing all the signs of being forcibly buggered.

Should we reach out to our lost secular brothers and tell them clitoris rape is wrong? I know the popular Christian response to somebody's suffering is some strong prayer, but I feel an exception might be made in this case.