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  • Deaner
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    Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

    Originally posted by KJV4me View Post
    Pinnochio? I can't even pronounce that blasphemous Pagan word, nor would I want to!
    It's not really pagan but it may as well be.

    Pinnochio was an Italian puppet made by Gepetto; a slovenly guinea wop.

    Pinnochio's nose would grow everytime he told a lie and he wanted to be a real person; not a puppet. Gepetto the dago couldn't seem to achieve this for him. That's really all I know. But lies, puppets and wops can't be a good thing when thrown together.

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  • KJV4me
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    Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
    You are familiar with the story of Pinnochio, are you not? The wooden puppet whose nose grew longer every time he told a lie? That's what I was alluding to.
    And I suggest that you keep your nose out of my clitoris as well.
    Unlike you, I don't read Satanic literature. Pinnochio? I can't even pronounce that blasphemous Pagan word, nor would I want to! I only pronounce Godly words like repent, and sinner, and blasphemy, and righteous, and Hell!

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

    Originally posted by KJV4me View Post
    Only Jooz and lezbians wearing cobweb panties have big noses. I imagine that your nose is almost as long as your garden-hose clitoris!

    You are familiar with the story of Pinnochio, are you not? The wooden puppet whose nose grew longer every time he told a lie? That's what I was alluding to.
    And I suggest that you keep your nose out of my clitoris as well.

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  • KJV4me
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    Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
    Careful you don't trip over your nose, Pinnochio.
    Only Jooz and lezbians wearing cobweb panties have big noses. I imagine that your nose is almost as long as your garden-hose clitoris!

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

    Originally posted by KJV4me View Post
    All you're showing here is my response to your obsession with cobwebs on your nether bits. It's your obsession, not mine.

    Please quit lying. This is a Christian forum, after all!

    Careful you don't trip over your nose, Pinnochio.

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  • KJV4me
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    Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
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    Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?
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    Originally Posted by Dances without Joy
    It amuses me that you lot are so deranged that you sit around thinking up bizarre sexual scenarios, and then chastizing other people for it.

    Look who's talking! You're the lesbian who is in to "cobweb play."


    YOU are the one bearing false witness!
    All you're showing here is my response to your obsession with cobwebs on your nether bits. It's your obsession, not mine.

    Please quit lying. This is a Christian forum, after all!

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

    Originally posted by KJV4me View Post
    Exodus 20:16 "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour."

    Quit lying, you cobweb-encrusted harlot!

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    Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?
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    Originally Posted by Dances without Joy
    It amuses me that you lot are so deranged that you sit around thinking up bizarre sexual scenarios, and then chastizing other people for it.

    Look who's talking! You're the lesbian who is in to "cobweb play."


    YOU are the one bearing false witness!

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  • KJV4me
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    Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
    You'er the one who brought up the subject of cobwebs, not me.
    Exodus 20:16 "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour."

    Quit lying, you cobweb-encrusted harlot!

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    I think you are on to a Godly thought Brother Deaner. We do owe to our secular bothers to show them they don’t need to live in fear anymore from their wives, girlfriends and sisters. The crime of female on male clitoral ass rape has gone long unrecognized in this country and it is time to make a stand about it. We need to take these lost brothers in hand and help them rise up against this oppression.

    Another circle jerk?

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    In a stunning and bang on accusation, Brother Remy of Landover Baptist has uncovered a sordid and disturbing practice amongst secular women. The anal rape of their own husbands with their clitorises...



    Since denied by "Dances with Anybody", a lying pagan witch, I think the observation goes a long way towards explaining a lot of things. Why secular straight men want to "talk" and wear queer wool sweaters for example. These poor guys are showing all the signs of being forcibly buggered.

    Should we reach out to our lost secular brothers and tell them clitoris rape is wrong? I know the popular Christian response to somebody's suffering is some strong prayer, but I feel an exception might be made in this case.
    I think you are on to a Godly thought Brother Deaner. We do owe to our secular bothers to show them they don’t need to live in fear anymore from their wives, girlfriends and sisters. The crime of female on male clitoral ass rape has gone long unrecognized in this country and it is time to make a stand about it. We need to take these lost brothers in hand and help them rise up against this oppression.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

    Originally posted by KJV4me View Post
    Look who's talking! You're the lesbian who is in to "cobweb play."
    You'er the one who brought up the subject of cobwebs, not me.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

    Originally posted by Juliette View Post
    Will you please stop insulting Brother Deaner you unsaved b***h?

    Instead you'd better do something useful and start reading the bible.

    I prefer this.

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  • Juliette
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    Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
    No, it only happens in Deaner's warped little mind.
    Will you please stop insulting Brother Deaner you unsaved b***h?

    Instead you'd better do something useful and start reading the bible.

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  • KJV4me
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    Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
    It amuses me that you lot are so deranged that you sit around thinking up bizarre sexual scenarios, and then chastizing other people for it.
    Look who's talking! You're the lesbian who is in to "cobweb play."

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

    Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
    I am having a difficult time visualizing this perversion. Does anyone have this on tape?

    No, it only happens in Deaner's warped little mind.

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