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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #1

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Rev. Jim Osborne!






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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050
      #2
      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Rev. Jim Osborne!

      Oh, this is an auspicious occasion! Happy Birthday, Jim!

      I understand the boys in your youth fellowship have been diligently servicing your Harley for you, so I do hope the little gift I sent will come in handy!


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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453
          #3
          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Rev. Jim Osborne!

          Rev. Osborne, I would like to take a moment to wish you the happiest of Birthdays. God was certainly in a good mood when He permitted you to live. He has blessed you with (as Mandi and Sandi often say) a silver tongue. May you lash a million more unsaved females.
          I am having a case of your favorite single malt being messengered to you. I hope Jesus and you enjoy it.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22373
              #4
              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Rev. Jim Osborne!

              Since you refuse to pick up the phone I will be eating steak in your honor this evening.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996
                  #5
                  Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Rev. Jim Osborne!





                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Jack O'fagan
                      With faith as immovable as the Earth
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 4836
                      #6
                      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Rev. Jim Osborne!

                      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                        • Brother Helge
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 1074
                          #7
                          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Rev. Jim Osborne!

                          I hope you had a great birthday!!!
                          "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                          John 8:32

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Rev. Jim Osborne!

                              I'm not speaking to Rev. Jim. And he knows why.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                • Talitha
                                  Deaconess
                                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Apr 2026
                                  • 15118
                                  #9
                                  Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Rev. Jim Osborne!

                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                  I'm not speaking to Rev. Jim. And he knows why.
                                  Who?
















                                  Happy Birthday Jim

                                  Sister Talitha

                                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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