[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pagans and Christains

You know, Pastor Al, you're beginning to scare me. (More than usual)

Lilith, yeah, the bows might be a bit much. I was thinking sequins and sparkles.

Bah. A romantic ode to dear Lilith. She loves my poetry.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Romantic eh? So you make a habit of wooing girls with curare?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Romantic eh? So you make a habit of wooing girls with curare?

If they don't spray too much on and smell like French whores. Isn't it a floral fragrance by Britney?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Surely you know perfectly well that it's a poison commonly used by tribes in darts, dear Pastor.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Surely you know perfectly well that it's a poison commonly used by tribes in arrowheads, dear Pastor.

I don't know anything of the sort. I thought the savages rubbed their arrowheads and blowgun darts with blue frog slime. And don't call me Shirley!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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No one called you Shirely, LOL. But I'm surprised an xtian like yourself who's sent missionaries to tribes wouldn't have more knowledge of the poisons they use on their darts...smart way of keeping missionaries at bay, that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No one called you Shirely, LOL. But I'm surprised an xtian like yourself who's sent missionaries to tribes wouldn't have more knowledge of the poisons they use on their darts...smart way of keeping missionaries at bay, that.

Our missionary trips concentrate mainly on such outposts of hellish iniquity as Tahiti, Bermuda, Catalina, Capistrano, and the like. Those spear chuckers who blow things are far too lost for Jesus. And they have to have runways long enough to handle our fleet of Lear jets.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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No one called you Shirely, LOL. But I'm surprised an xtian like yourself who's sent missionaries to tribes wouldn't have more knowledge of the poisons they use on their darts...smart way of keeping missionaries at bay, that.

We don't send missionaries to tribes unless they happen to be in regions of gold or diamond mining and can stea....and can bring enough of their work home to tithe.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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We don't send missionaries to tribes unless they happen to be in regions of gold or diamond mining and can stea....and can bring enough of their work home to tithe.

Figures.
Well, I assumed since you were talking about Cupid's arrows and touching Lilith's heart with curare, you'd have an idea on what it can do..

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Figures.
Well, I assumed since you were talking about Cupid's arrows and touching Lilith's heart with curare, you'd have an idea on what it can do..

You sound like an expert. I'm guessing that you have a long string of deceased husbands in your past. I suppose if curare came into contact with Lilith's black pirate heart it would curdle.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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You know, Pastor, if you want to win over Lilith there are better ways to do it than shooting her with a curare tipped dart.

And NO there are no deceased husbands in my past. I've only had the one husband and I'm still married to him, no plans to shoot him with a curare dart any time soon (or ever).

And this doesn't change the fact that you obviously know what it is, mister smartypants!

[Ixi]

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You know, Pastor, if you want to win over Lilith there are better ways to do it than shooting her with a curare tipped dart.

And NO there are no deceased husbands in my past. I've only had the one husband and I'm still married to him, no plans to shoot him with a curare dart any time soon (or ever).

And this doesn't change the fact that you obviously know what it is, mister smartypants!

Xtains win over girls by shooting them with darts? Wow...I missed alot.

[Brother Temperance]

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Xtains win over girls by shooting them with darts? Wow...I missed alot.

How many did you hit?

[lilith]

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You know, Pastor, if you want to win over Lilith there are better ways to do it than shooting her with a curare tipped dart.

And NO there are no deceased husbands in my past. I've only had the one husband and I'm still married to him, no plans to shoot him with a curare dart any time soon (or ever).

And this doesn't change the fact that you obviously know what it is, mister smartypants!

Um,if it's all the same to you Rachael I think I prefer Al when he's being his usual poisonous self....it's the icky sweet stuff from Al - induces cold chills every time!

Maybe you're becoming confused Al (as old persons do sometimes,especially blokes) & thinking of Curacao,the liquer?
Although on second thought maybe not....so,Al how about I send you a little pet? To keep you company. They're really cute & don't eat much.
Not phobic about spiders are you?
Katipo spiders - only slightly poisonous.
Mostly.

[OnYourKnees]

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Christain: The result of being bathed in the blood of Christ. You can't Shout it out, my dear.

I didn't realize that hunting for food was required to be a <ahem> Christain. If it were, I imagine we'd be DeerStains instead.


Personally, I much prefer sending Rosa out hunting at AJ's Fine Foods, armed with a credit card, to stooping to the manual labor of hunting on my own. And I'd say the sight of a seven-course meal served by Rosa and her staff (I don't know their names), now that's beauty.