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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #46
    Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

    My caravan is on the move, boys. Please inform Freehold security not to open fire on the following vehicle, as that tanker is loaded with precious fuel, and it would make for quite a fireball!

    (Just wait 'til you see what I'm driving!)


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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #47
      Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

      Here we go. My days of using a mere ten watt radio shack bullhorn to bring the Good News of Jesus Christ to the masses are officially over.

      I give you the Faith Mobile Mark V:





      I don't think any survivors anywhere are going to have any problem at all hearing me talk about the majesty of the Lord's message when I turn those babies up to eleven!


      And here is the rear view:






      Those seats on the back are for four lucky ladies whom I've conscripted as broodmares and Drummers for the Lord™. God's enemies will surely tremble in fear when they hear those massive percussion instruments heralding our arrival!
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #48
        Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

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        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #49
          Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

          Of course! I almost forgot.

          . . . no, wait a minute . . . According to the last paragraph, the Psi Protocol (my congregation) is some sort of sacrifice, not invited to the true picnic lunch? I can't be reading that right.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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