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  • Born Again Bob
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2318

    #1

    WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

    Dear Brothers (and Sisters),

    We must initiate the Omega Protocol. Circumstances have left us with no choice.

    May God have mercy on us all.

    Yours in Him,
    bab
  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724

    #2
    Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

    Has it really come to this and so fast?

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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #3
      Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

      Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
      Dear Brothers (and Sisters),

      We must initiate the Omega Protocol. Circumstances have left us with no choice.

      May God have mercy on us all.

      Yours in Him,
      bab
      It's about bloody time.

      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22892

        #4
        Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

        What of the rest of project 'Habbakuk'?
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #5
          Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          What of the rest of project 'Habbakuk'?
          Just have faith, Brother.
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

            Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
            Has it really come to this and so fast?
            We knew this moment was coming, don't go soft on us now Alphonse.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #7
              Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

              I'm scared and ecstatic at the same time!

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

                But . . . but . . . Romney is ahead by 6 points!

                Mitt Romney has a six-point lead on President Barack Obama, according to a Gallup poll of likely voters released Wednesday. He leads 51-45 among likely voters, and 48-46 among registered voters, according to a seven-day average.
                I know he's a tool of the devil and all, but he obeys his Christian masters (as long as he's kept on a tight leash). Do we really need to go this route without even giving him a chance?

                I like my house. I just finished remodeling the study!
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337

                  #9
                  Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

                  It was just last Friday that I was in Des Moines pulling apart homosexuals who were having anal sex in the streets. The stench had been offending my nostrils from inside my home in Freehold. The severed animal heads that cover my walls were starting to shrivel up and change color. My wife and children could hardly breathe. And they blame climate change on coal and fossil fuel!

                  If we do not execute the Omega Protocol soon, there may not be an Earth left for Jesus to destroy.
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #10
                    Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    It was just last Friday that I was in Des Moines pulling apart homosexuals who were having anal sex in the streets. The stench had been offending my nostrils from inside my home in Freehold. The severed animal heads that cover my walls were starting to shrivel up and change color. My wife and children could hardly breathe. And they blame climate change on coal and fossil fuel!

                    If we do not execute the Omega Protocol soon, there may not be an Earth left for Jesus to destroy.
                    But wait, you could all move to North Salem, Indiana! We don't have sodomites here. They're all in Indianapolis. Trust me, I know . . . I've checked thoroughly.

                    As an added bonus, you'd all get to visit Second Baptist Church!

                    And my brand new mahogany built-in bookcases with leaded glass doors and automated internal lighting system wouldn't get blown up.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                      Scientific Advisor
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2373

                      #11
                      Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

                      Uh oh, a protocol? I don't like the sound of that. Times are dire, indeed!
                      Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                      • Born Again Bob
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2318

                        #12
                        Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

                        Gentlemen,

                        We must not be squeamish. We have all sacrificed so much for this day.

                        Why else did we buy matching white jumpsuits?

                        Why else did we infiltrate the Department of Agriculture and depreciate the Vietnamese dong?

                        Why else did we all become eunuchs?

                        ... you guys did all become eunuchs even though I went first, right?

                        Yours in His Confidence In You,
                        BAB

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                        • Alphonse Alban
                          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                           
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 5724

                          #13
                          Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          We knew this moment was coming, don't go soft on us now Alphonse.
                          Don't worry Brother, you can count on me. I just was a bit shocked to see it happening so soon but when the time comes, I'm prepared.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

                            Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                            Gentlemen,

                            We must not be squeamish. We have all sacrificed so much for this day.

                            Why else did we buy matching white jumpsuits?

                            Why else did we infiltrate the Department of Agriculture and depreciate the Vietnamese dong?

                            Why else did we all become eunuchs?

                            ... you guys did all become eunuchs even though I went first, right?

                            Yours in His Confidence In You,
                            BAB
                            I didn't . . . um . . . get a white jumpsuit, or touch any Vietnamese's dong, or that last thing either.

                            I don't recall any of those being part of the deal.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Born Again Bob
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2318

                              #15
                              Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

                              Dear Brother,

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              I don't recall any of those being part of the deal.
                              Well, for... because you're in the Psi Protocol! Please tell me you've at LEAST been building up your immunity to arsenic!

                              Yours in Him,
                              bab

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