WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Brothers (and Sisters),

We must initiate the Omega Protocol. Circumstances have left us with no choice.

May God have mercy on us all.

Yours in Him,
bab

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

Has it really come to this and so fast?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

Dear Brothers (and Sisters),

We must initiate the Omega Protocol. Circumstances have left us with no choice.

May God have mercy on us all.

Yours in Him,
bab

It's about bloody time.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

What of the rest of project 'Habbakuk'?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

What of the rest of project 'Habbakuk'?

Just have faith, Brother.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Has it really come to this and so fast?

We knew this moment was coming, don't go soft on us now Alphonse.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I'm scared and ecstatic at the same time!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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But . . . but . . . Romney is ahead by 6 points!

Mitt Romney has a six-point lead on President Barack Obama, according to a Gallup poll of likely voters released Wednesday. He leads 51-45 among likely voters, and 48-46 among registered voters, according to a seven-day average.

I know he's a tool of the devil and all, but he obeys his Christian masters (as long as he's kept on a tight leash). Do we really need to go this route without even giving him a chance?

I like my house. I just finished remodeling the study!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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It was just last Friday that I was in Des Moines pulling apart homosexuals who were having anal sex in the streets. The stench had been offending my nostrils from inside my home in Freehold. The severed animal heads that cover my walls were starting to shrivel up and change color. My wife and children could hardly breathe. And they blame climate change on coal and fossil fuel!

If we do not execute the Omega Protocol soon, there may not be an Earth left for Jesus to destroy.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

It was just last Friday that I was in Des Moines pulling apart homosexuals who were having anal sex in the streets. The stench had been offending my nostrils from inside my home in Freehold. The severed animal heads that cover my walls were starting to shrivel up and change color. My wife and children could hardly breathe. And they blame climate change on coal and fossil fuel!

If we do not execute the Omega Protocol soon, there may not be an Earth left for Jesus to destroy.

But wait, you could all move to North Salem, Indiana! We don't have sodomites here. They're all in Indianapolis. Trust me, I know . . . I've checked thoroughly.

As an added bonus, you'd all get to visit Second Baptist Church!

And my brand new mahogany built-in bookcases with leaded glass doors and automated internal lighting system wouldn't get blown up.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

Uh oh, a protocol? I don't like the sound of that. Times are dire, indeed!

[Born Again Bob]

Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

Gentlemen,

We must not be squeamish. We have all sacrificed so much for this day.

Why else did we buy matching white jumpsuits?

Why else did we infiltrate the Department of Agriculture and depreciate the Vietnamese dong?

Why else did we all become eunuchs?

... you guys did all become eunuchs even though I went first, right?

Yours in His Confidence In You,
BAB

[Alphonse Alban]

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We knew this moment was coming, don't go soft on us now Alphonse.

Don't worry Brother, you can count on me. I just was a bit shocked to see it happening so soon but when the time comes, I'm prepared.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: WE MUST INITIATE THE OMEGA PROTOCOL!

Gentlemen,

We must not be squeamish. We have all sacrificed so much for this day.

Why else did we buy matching white jumpsuits?

Why else did we infiltrate the Department of Agriculture and depreciate the Vietnamese dong?

Why else did we all become eunuchs?

... you guys did all become eunuchs even though I went first, right?

Yours in His Confidence In You,
BAB

I didn't . . . um . . . get a white jumpsuit, or touch any Vietnamese's dong, or that last thing either.

I don't recall any of those being part of the deal.

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Brother,

I don't recall any of those being part of the deal.

Well, for... because you're in the Psi Protocol! Please tell me you've at LEAST been building up your immunity to arsenic!

Yours in Him,
bab