[Ninja 4 Christ]

Re: HELP! I need a nickname.

If you sleep all day, duck your chores, have to get chased by security guards, etc., then you clearly are not Saved©. You don't respect authority, so you don't respect God.

How old are you anyway, boy?

I think Hop Sing is fine. Most of you people are named something like that anyway.

OKay, i guess i'm not saved then. It's a pretty hard life down here in LA. It's hard providing food for my family. After father passed away when i was young, i had to provide for my family. I never knew i was offending God by providing for my family. Now I guess my friends aren't assured salvation after i witnessed to them, since i'm not assured salvation myself.

By the way i'm 15 years old.