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  • Ninja 4 Christ
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2008
    • 7

    #1

    HELP! I need a nickname.

    I'm an asian Christian, people always call me ninja, but i want a nickname that is christian and ninja. Can you guys help me? I see that you guys come up with funny and meaningful forum names. Can you guys help me come up with one?
    - Because of Calvary,
    Shawn
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22882

    #2
    Re: HELP! I need a nickname.

    Originally posted by Ninja 4 Christ View Post
    I'm an asian Christian, people always call me ninja, but i want a nickname that is christian and ninja. Can you guys help me? I see that you guys come up with funny and meaningful forum names. Can you guys help me come up with one?
    - Because of Calvary,
    Shawn
    As your name is Shawn, if you’re female, may I suggest that God would call you “Woman”

    1Co:11:6: For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn:
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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
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      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #3
      Re: HELP! I need a nickname.

      Godless Gook?
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      • Ninja 4 Christ
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2008
        • 7

        #4
        Re: HELP! I need a nickname.

        I'm a male, and please stop mocking me.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: HELP! I need a nickname.

          Originally posted by Ninja 4 Christ View Post
          I'm a male, and please stop mocking me.
          I'm not convinced that you are a Christian. Only a handful of slants have ever accepted Christ as their personal Savior. Believe it or not, we have more queers who have repented of their sodomy hobby than we do gooks who have renounced their false "gods" and become Christians.

          Instead of demonding that we name you, why not tell us something about yourself. What false Christian church do you attend? How many chink laundies do your parents own? How old are you? And so on?

          Please don't include long boring stories about all the White women you've lusted after. We already have a chink who has that covered.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567

            #6
            Re: HELP! I need a nickname.

            Originally posted by Ninja 4 Christ View Post
            I'm an asian Christian, people always call me ninja, but i want a nickname that is christian and ninja. Can you guys help me? I see that you guys come up with funny and meaningful forum names. Can you guys help me come up with one?
            - Because of Calvary,
            Shawn
            Hello Asian Christian named Shawn.

            ARE you a ninja? If not, would not calling yourself one (Ninja 4 Christ) be lying and therefore sinful?

            Do you choose to call yourself "ninja" simply because you are Asian? The vast majority of Asians are not, and never were, ninjas. You could just as easily be "Rice Farmer 4 Christ" or "Fisherman 4 Christ" or perhaps "Math Wiz 4 Christ", if your choice of "ninja" is just to tie to a stereotype about Asians.

            What manner of Asian are you? Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Thai? If Thai, you could be "DiminutiveDominatrix 4 Christ", based on what Brother Wash tells us of Thailand.

            I hope this helps you in your search for an appropriate Forum name.
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            • Ninja 4 Christ
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2008
              • 7

              #7
              Re: HELP! I need a nickname.

              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
              Hello Asian Christian named Shawn.

              ARE you a ninja? If not, would not calling yourself one (Ninja 4 Christ) be lying and therefore sinful?

              Do you choose to call yourself "ninja" simply because you are Asian? The vast majority of Asians are not, and never were, ninjas. You could just as easily be "Rice Farmer 4 Christ" or "Fisherman 4 Christ" or perhaps "Math Wiz 4 Christ", if your choice of "ninja" is just to tie to a stereotype about Asians.

              What manner of Asian are you? Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Thai? If Thai, you could be "DiminutiveDominatrix 4 Christ", based on what Brother Wash tells us of Thailand.

              I hope this helps you in your search for an appropriate Forum name.
              Aren't all sins forgiven through Jesus Christ?

              I never asked to be called a ninja, people call me a ninja because, i have a lot of characteristics of a ninja..

              invisibility - when chores need to be done, i'm nowhere to be found...
              night warrior - i usually don't sleep until 4 am and don't wake up until noon...
              assassin - i literally know how to kill a man 108 ways ..
              escape/avoidance - when security guards chase me, i know which routes to run...

              I've never stepped into a school of ninjitsu or even taken a class... So no, i'm not a ninja.

              Then i guess you could call me the newer, cooler breed. An "Urban Ninja".

              But i would like to be seen as a Christian "Urban Ninja", that's why i'm asking for your opinions because the people on these forums are oh so kind and loving. And you have good ways of coming up with cool, funny, meaningful forum names.

              I'm Chinese and Filipino, never been to either countries, was born and raised in california. I attend to a non-denominational christian church.

              I don't try to fit the stereotypes of my culture it's that i just so happen to have the characteristics of a ninja according to close friends.

              Hope this helps you guys.

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #8
                Re: HELP! I need a nickname.

                Originally posted by Ninja 4 Christ View Post
                Aren't all sins forgiven through Jesus Christ?
                No.

                Sins are only forgiven if you REPENT. That doesn't mean saying "I'm sorry" and running out to do it again, like the Catholics do. It means sincerely apologizing, asking Jesus for forgiveness, and NEVER DOING IT AGAIN.

                He sees you when you're sleeping, He knows when you're awake.
                He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good, for goodness' sake!
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                • Ninja 4 Christ
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 7

                  #9
                  Re: HELP! I need a nickname.

                  Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                  No.

                  Sins are only forgiven if you REPENT. That doesn't mean saying "I'm sorry" and running out to do it again, like the Catholics do. It means sincerely apologizing, asking Jesus for forgiveness, and NEVER DOING IT AGAIN.

                  He sees you when you're sleeping, He knows when you're awake.
                  He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good, for goodness' sake!
                  So what happens when you do sin again after you repent? Is it possible to not lie, not envy, not betray, not be proud, not boast, not fear, not disobey, not hate, and not commit any other sin?

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #10
                    Re: HELP! I need a nickname.

                    Originally posted by Ninja 4 Christ View Post
                    So what happens when you do sin again after you repent? Is it possible to not lie, not envy, not betray, not be proud, not boast, not fear, not disobey, not hate, and not commit any other sin?
                    When a person is Saved, salvation is assured (Romans 8:1).

                    Have you ever actually read the Bible, or are you just here to mock Jesus?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Ninja 4 Christ
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 7

                      #11
                      Re: HELP! I need a nickname.

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      When a person is Saved, salvation is assured (Romans 8:1).

                      Have you ever actually read the Bible, or are you just here to mock Jesus?
                      Exactly, so all sins are forgiven and salvation is assured.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #12
                        Re: HELP! I need a nickname.

                        Originally posted by Ninja 4 Christ View Post
                        Exactly, so all sins are forgiven and salvation is assured.
                        But unless and until you repent and accept Christ as your Savior, NOTHING is forgiven.

                        Anything you'd like to tell us, Hop Sing?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Ninja 4 Christ
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 7

                          #13
                          Re: HELP! I need a nickname.

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          But unless and until you repent and accept Christ as your Savior, NOTHING is forgiven.

                          Anything you'd like to tell us, Hop Sing?
                          Yes, i know that. And i've already done so.
                          Hop Sing? well anyways, i would like it if you could answer my first question, which was helping me find a better nickname. Or you could type what you think my nickname should be, and i could select the one that suits me best. I would really appreciate it.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555

                            #14
                            Re: HELP! I need a nickname.

                            Originally posted by Ninja 4 Christ View Post
                            Yes, i know that. And i've already done so.
                            Hop Sing? well anyways, i would like it if you could answer my first question, which was helping me find a better nickname. Or you could type what you think my nickname should be, and i could select the one that suits me best. I would really appreciate it.
                            If you sleep all day, duck your chores, have to get chased by security guards, etc., then you clearly are not Saved©. You don't respect authority, so you don't respect God.

                            How old are you anyway, boy?

                            I think Hop Sing is fine. Most of you people are named something like that anyway.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: HELP! I need a nickname.

                              Originally posted by Ninja 4 Christ View Post
                              assassin - i literally know how to kill a man 108 ways ..
                              Someone's been listening to too much Wu Tang Clan.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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