Christmas is coming!!

[Rain]

But instead of feeling joyous in His name, I want to weep!!

Every time I see any kind of heathen owned shop, there is always some kind of advertisement in their huge shop windows for Christmas, but none of them have ANYTHING to do with it being His birthday!! It's all about giving useless unwanted presents to each other and having the biggest glowies all over the place!!

Don't these heathens realise that its not their birthday at all?! It's HIS birthday and it's HE who we should be concentrating on giving wonderful gifts to!! (which could be a generous donation to the LBC of course) It makes me weep so to see how the unsaved scum has blasphemised such a rejoyous time of year into a commercialised excuse for themselves!!

I cannot wait until He returns and flings them all into HELL for throwing such a slap in the face to our Godly Lord Jesus.

GLORY!!!

~Rain

[Lunadea]

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But instead of feeling joyous in His name, I want to weep!!

Every time I see any kind of heathen owned shop, there is always some kind of advertisement in their huge shop windows for Christmas, but none of them have ANYTHING to do with it being His birthday!! It's all about giving useless unwanted presents to each other and having the biggest glowies all over the place!!

Don't these heathens realise that its not their birthday at all?! It's HIS birthday and it's HE who we should be concentrating on giving wonderful gifts to!! (which could be a generous donation to the LBC of course) It makes me weep so to see how the unsaved scum has blasphemised such a rejoyous time of year into a commercialised excuse for themselves!!

I cannot wait until He returns and flings them all into HELL for throwing such a slap in the face to our Godly Lord Jesus.

GLORY!!!

~Rain

Yes, dreadful, dreadful. BTW have you heard wether it's certain Emma Watson is pulling out of any more HP films, or not?

[lilith]

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But instead of feeling joyous in His name, I want to weep!!

Every time I see any kind of heathen owned shop, there is always some kind of advertisement in their huge shop windows for Christmas, but none of them have ANYTHING to do with it being His birthday!! It's all about giving useless unwanted presents to each other and having the biggest glowies all over the place!!

Don't these heathens realise that its not their birthday at all?! It's HIS birthday and it's HE who we should be concentrating on giving wonderful gifts to!! (which could be a generous donation to the LBC of course) It makes me weep so to see how the unsaved scum has blasphemised such a rejoyous time of year into a commercialised excuse for themselves!!

I cannot wait until He returns and flings them all into HELL for throwing such a slap in the face to our Godly Lord Jesus.

GLORY!!!

~Rain

So....you want xmas with NO presents?
NO decorations or lights?
NO xmas tree?
No eggnog?
NO xmas cheer & goodwill to everyone?

So that would be...lots of praying & hymn singing then,would it?
Oh yeah - THAT'LL cheer everyone up no end!

[Brother Love]

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Rain there be no doubt in my mind that you is a True Christian and you surely is a youthful SOLDIER for the LORD! Praise God ALMIGHTY for ya!! I only wish there would be MORE just like YOU! Praise the Lord!!

You is absolutely rit!! The HEATHENS of this modern-day SODOM we all lives in has STOLED the JOY of Christmas (Jesus' birth n day!!). What an ABOMINATION! They has commercialize the whole season to glorify their FALSE GOD, MAMMON (money)!! They is all goin to BURN jist as soon as the Lord COMES AGAIN!!

Now I has been a wonderin bout the comin Christmas myself. Cuz last year I recall all the HEATHEN was tryin to make it so no body could use the word "Christmas" cuz it has "Christ" in it. Are we goin to put up with that garbage again this year??? How much longer is Christians jist goin to sit by and do nothin bouts all these HEATHENS who is rulin the world now? When is Christians a goin to stand up and shout that we has had ENOUGH?

All the MONEY PRIESTS HEATHENS has RUINED Jesus' birth n day!! They has stolen the hole thin and a turned it into BLASHPHEMY and ABOMINATIONS!! They tryin to steal Jesus' special day and turn it into somethin EVIL jist likes they do with ever thing else!!

I don't knows bout ya'll but I has had ENOUGH of the HEATHEN who is goin to HELL sooner than they thinks!!

REPENT!! REPENT YOU HEATHEN!!

REPENT YOU ABOMINATIONS!

REPENT OF YOU SINS YOU OFFSPRINGS OF THE DEVIL!!

REPENT befir the DAY OF THE LORD'S JUDGEMENT comes and then it will be too LATE FOR YOU!!

JESUS IS LORD!

PRAISE THE LORD!!

GLORY HALALULU IN THE NAME OF JESUS I REBUKE ALL THE HEATHEN IN THIS WORLD!

GLORY!

GLORY!

GLORY FOR THE LORD!!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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NO xmas tree?

Especially not that.

Jeremiah 10:2-4: Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of the people [are] vain: for [one] cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.

[lilith]

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Especially not that.

Jeremiah 10:2-4: Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of the people [are] vain: for [one] cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.

So...where will I stick the Belly dancer,then? The one that goes at the top of the tree?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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So...where will I stick the Belly dancer,then? The one that goes at the top of the tree?

Well........I'd suggest you stick it where the sun don't shine. :-)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I was under the impression that it was traditional that witches mount a bloody goat's head on the top of their pagan tree....

[lilith]

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Well........I'd suggest you stick it where the sun don't shine. :-)

I had a bet with myself as to WHO would give that answer - & guess what Al - I won!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I had a bet with myself as to WHO would give that answer - & guess what Al - I won!

If you had a bet with yourself, who ELSE could have won?

[lilith]

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If you had a bet with yourself, who ELSE could have won?

Precisely - couldn't lose,could I?

I knew there was only ONE person who'd give in to the temptation - no self control whatever!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Precisely - couldn't lose,could I?

I knew there was only ONE person who'd give in to the temptation - no self control whatever!

EVERYONE wanted to make that comment. I just happened to be here when you posted it. I was going to post the original joke but I restrained myself.

[Poetic Peter]

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If you had a bet with yourself [Lilith], who ELSE could have won?

Seabiscuit?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Seabiscuit?

Brother, you repeat yourself.

[Glendora Christianson]

Good News About Christ's Birthday!

I am so sorry our Sister Rain has to witness "The War on Christmas" but there is good news; Godly Wal-mart has agreed to replace "Season's Greetings" with "Merry Christmas" and despite the Devilish Democratic coup here in God's favorite country, I do feel many other corporations can be pressured to put Christ back into Christmas!

This may sound bold, but I recommend everyone carry a few good throwing stones with them at all times, so that they can rebuke folks who use the phrases "Happy Holidays" and Season's Greetings". I am reminded of the following verses from the good book of Deuteronomy:

32:19 And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.
32:20 And he said, I will hide my face from them, I will see what their end shall be: for they are a very froward generation, children in whom is no faith.