[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

You people are no better than the cult of Scientology, with your rampant denials, racism and other ungodly behaviour.

Obviously you have a lot of thetans that you need to clear. This could take many years of auditing.

I'm disgusted by Craig's intolerance and anger. If you have scripture and verse to tell someone where they are wrong, then please present it, if not, don't naje these wild assertions.

I have to go with Falso on this one, assuming that by "naje" he meant "make" but hit the wrong keys. Name one thing that any True Christian™ has said that contradicts the Bible, and quote the Bible verse that it contradicts, and we have a discussion--maybe you'll even convince us. Otherwise, you're just one more moron with lots of opinions but no facts.

Last time I checked, it wasn't your job or anybody else's job to judge others.

That's not what the Bible says:

...he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man. 1 Corinthians 2:15

In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour. Leviticus 19:15

BTW, I added Devo to my ignore list, too. He never has anything substantive to say about the topic of the thread. Language for him serves about the same purpose as poo does for a monkey. It's not valuable in its own right, but he enjoys slinging it at others.

[JennyD]

Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

What a shame that Mother Craig prefers her own fantasies, and would rather make up her own fluffy-bunny feelgood god rather than read the Word of the True Living God and love Him for who He truly is!

I'm sorry, Mother Craig, but this is a Bible-Believing, True Christian(tm) Church. We're here to talk about God and Jesus, not the fictional characters you're making up!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

"BrotherCraig", you charge in here uninvited and tell us that our behavior and views are sickening, and then you accuse us of "passing judgment".

You, sir are a hypocrite.

Besides, our views come straight from God's Holy Word, the Bible, and our behavior is exactly what He commands of us. Your problem is not with us. Your problem is with God.

Why do you hate God so much?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[BrotherCraig]

Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

Yes, a FAG

FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG.

FAG!

How clever. How original.

Today I announce the formation of People Against Landover (P.A.L.).

I'm a 'Homer'

A deliberate misquote. How original.

You are an ill informed bigot who thinks, merely thinks, that he has an understanding of Christianity.

I don't profess to understand God's intentions for us - to question that would surely incur His wrath.

Surely God credits us with intelligence enough to use common sense when reading the bible. Sense enough not to take everything literally?

And I won’t get it into quoting scripture or Bible verses with you, as from what I have seen here, you’ll simply deny it as wrong.

To those of you who have expressed interest in joining P.A.L, We are in the process of setting up a place to congregate – I will try to inform those interested when it is ready.

And if you say that I will be going to the pit, then fine. If it's the only alternative to spending eternity in heaven with you, then I for one would welcome it - and so should any correct thinking person on this planet.

And finally, please stop Trademarking 'True Christian'.

[Wide-Open]

Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

Sense enough not to take everything literally?

So you are the judge on when God was just "foolin' around" in the Bible? You second guess God?

That is truly blasphemy.

And finally, please stop Trademarking 'True Christian'.

Any other requests, bozo(TM)?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

And I won’t get it into quoting scripture or Bible verses with you, as from what I have seen here, you’ll simply deny it as wrong.

Dear friend:

We characterize the false Christians' view of Scripture as wrong for one very simple reason: It is wrong. They claim to know the Bible better than we do, but when we challenge them on it, they ignore us, make up "Bible" verses on the spot, or at best quote out of context a Bible verse on a completely different subject. I see that you're no different. Have fun in hell.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

Its is not hatred but rather burning compassion, the compassion that Jesus gave me when he told me to stop people like you and join hands and sing praise to each day.

That was not "burning compassion" and it certainly was not Jesus what gave it to you, it was a "burning hemorrhoid" given to you by your queer "special friend". Jesus would NEVER talk to a loser like you!

[Don the Baptist]

Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

1. Surely God credits us with intelligence enough to use common sense when reading the bible. Sense enough not to take everything literally?

2. To those of you who have expressed interest in joining P.A.L, We are in the process of setting up a place to congregate – I will try to inform those interested when it is ready.

3. And finally, please stop Trademarking 'True Christian'.

1. Wrong answer sissy - that is why God made Baptists, so you queer lovers could understand if only you would open your ears. Turn with me in your KJV (only) to Matthew 11.15 - He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.

2. How about a dark alley where you can all practice your butt-buggering without True Christians™ having to see it you sick, depraved sinners.

3. Sorry - cannot comply, it is a trademarked phrase reserved for Baptist use only.

[yogurt]

Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

That was not "burning compassion" and it certainly was not Jesus what gave it to you, it was a "burning hemorrhoid" given to you by your queer "special friend". Jesus would NEVER talk to a loser like you!

Too late he has told me my purpose of life, to ensure peace within his lands and not to become some kind of hypocrite bugger like you lot.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

Too late he has told me my purpose of life, to ensure peace within his lands and not to become some kind of hypocrite bugger like you lot.

So you want to "ensure peace", and you hope to accomplish it by barging into an online community and insulting the long-time members?

And you think we're the "hypocrite buggers"?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[JennyD]

Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

To those of you who have expressed interest in joining P.A.L, We are in the process of setting up a place to congregate – I will try to inform those interested when it is ready.

Tell me, Bother Craig, how exactly do you plan to inform those interested? After all, you can't send or receive PMs!