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  • #46
    Re: Religion: What's really evil.

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    Sister Sue Vera sometimes takes a little nip of eggnog in the morning. I mean a little glass of eggnog, not a little jap of eggnog......anyway, she ended up in the shower with Jesus....but, as it turned out, it wasn't our Lord who was there for a second coming, it was Hay-soos the messkin gardener. And then another time it was Bill Clinton, but that's a whole different story.
    Bless you, Pastor.

    But what was the Moral or the punch line or whatever it was to that?

    JESUS, I get so confused sometimes

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    • #47
      Re: Religion: What's really evil.

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      Sister Sue Vera sometimes takes a little nip of eggnog in the morning. I mean a little glass of eggnog, not a little jap of eggnog......anyway, she ended up in the shower with Jesus....but, as it turned out, it wasn't our Lord who was there for a second coming, it was Hay-soos the messkin gardener. And then another time it was Bill Clinton, but that's a whole different story.
      I said I DIDN'T want to know the story...
      "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

      Moderatio est Figmentum

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      • #48
        Re: Religion: What's really evil.

        Originally posted by hellion View Post
        I said I DIDN'T want to know the story...
        We all thought you were being sarcastic.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #49
          Re: Religion: What's really evil.

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          We all thought you were being sarcastic.

          That & we're all really helpful around here.
          In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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