The origin of "New Year's Day"

[Poetic Peter]

What was it about?

I have heard it was the day
jews judged Jesus "born";

the seventh-day-afterbirth.

They skived the skin off his whacker!!

Discuss, please,

the very first Microsoft hacker?


Requested the moyle,
"my knife and sweet oil"


Peter!

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: The origin of "New Year's Day"

Good grief! It would appear New Year's day is yet another Zionist conspiracy ... and manning the helm is Bill Gates, his Jooishness often mistaken for Asperger's.

Internet Explorer users crucify Jesus again and again, with every point and click of their unholy mice.

[Ixi]

Re: The origin of "New Year's Day"

New Years is October 31st. But I guess the News Years for everyone else came from...I dunno, some Roman maybe made it up.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The origin of "New Year's Day"

"If you want the truth, go to a Jew"

lol! but for once, that adage is true.


I asked a Jew this morning. He explained it this way:

"In ancient Jewish tradition, newborn Jews were not considered human life.
That is, because infant mortality was so great in the first days of existance,
it was only if the male Jew made it to day seven, that it was considered
to have ever been alive at all! This made the disposal process easier.


If the male Jew made it to day seven, it was mutilated by the "moyle",
to make it impossible for the Jew to be notaJew.

This date, the date of barbaric circumcision, was
=the Jew boy's birthday= forever on.

The Christ child was a Jew, agreed.
Jesus was "born" on January 1, 01.

The old catlicker klavernsused to teach this unsettling truth.


Later on the teachings were simplified to avoid confusion in the minds
of xmas shoppers trying to beat a deadline;

which one?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The origin of "New Year's Day"

....what?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The origin of "New Year's Day"

Actually, it makes perfect sense.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The origin of "New Year's Day"

I kid you not. It's not made up.
The Catlics used to have painted images of the Christ child's
ritual mutialation.

Somewhere, packed away in a lead-lined box, I've got a
worm-eaten panel from one of their trypticks or whatever you a call 'em.

Could be Greek Orthofox, but same thing, I don't know.
The painting is on a book-sized wooden plank.
It's clearly hundreds of years old, like three or two or one.

And it shows the Christ child getting whacked.
It's so disgusting to see images of putrid priestly
fetish mongering.

I'm angry all over again. But if I ever find that box
(it's buried) I will show a photo of the image.

No lie!

Now, Pastors, do a little exorcistic digging into Catlick annals.
I bet we can find more of this old "church" teaching.

It warn't that the lickers cut their kids,
but I guess they likes to show why Jewishness should be damned.
It's why Christ would've left that false religion, if he hadn't already been Lord.

I mean, it scars a kid's mind. I know. I was robbed at birth!

I hate knives in result. But I love guns!

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The origin of "New Year's Day"

Damn!!!!!!

I had never searched before this minute


We have
FOUND THEM OUT

Behold
the horror of the painted lies:

http://tinyurl.com/yksg8v

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The origin of "New Year's Day"

Damn!!!!!!
I had never searched before this minute


We have
FOUND THEM OUT

Behold
the horror of the painted lies:

http://tinyurl.com/yksg8v

Watch your language heathen. Jesus reads these forums.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The origin of "New Year's Day"

That wasn't my conscious self.
It's the Tourette tic. It pops out
unintended eptithets that I can't even see
until it's too late.

I already said this at the introduction.

So thanks, and go stuff it.


Thanks for tolerance of faulty sinners,

Peter

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The origin of "New Year's Day"

oops,

see? I had no idea.

I need an edit button,
or -you- just fix my posts up if you would.

I can't be perfect. Close, but not prefect.

Peter
pwned

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: The origin of "New Year's Day"

I kid you not. It's not made up.
The Catlics used to have painted images of the Christ child's
ritual mutialation.

Indeed they did. Here's one my ancestors made around 1450-1475. The church is in Norra Strö, which just like Gotland used to be Danish.

[SUV]

Re: The origin of "New Year's Day"

Ooh, and there's His Sacred Navel!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The origin of "New Year's Day"

Ooh, and there's His Sacred Navel!

Ummm......Sue Vera, I think that's where the JOOS cut off His sacred wedding tackle (forgive me JESUS).

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: The origin of "New Year's Day"

Ummm......Sue Vera, I think that's where the JOOS cut off His sacred wedding tackle (forgive me JESUS).

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