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  • Creationist Ron
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Nov 2012
    • 100

    #1

    Abortion...In A Can.

    I am about to cry right now. If abortion wasn't bad enough now we've got something new I have just heard of. The abortion pill. That's right if your pregnant early enough, and want to kill your baby you can be prescribed an abortion pill. The pill slowly poisons the baby, and kills it after many long torturous days.

    We know abortion is wrong from Jeremiah 1:5 "Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations."

    The abortion pill has a new approach, and this what makes it so evil. It is targeted at children, and will encourage them to rebel against God, and to have sex with strangers, and whore around. Leviticus 19:29 "Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore, lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness."

    How does it target children? It targets Children because in almost all states you don't need parental consent to have this pill. Your children could be whoring around, and having aborions all the time because they can get the drug without your consent or knowledge!

    So these pills will make your kids able to have abortions, and whore around. Odds are if your boys here about this pill they will start to sleep with girls, and buy them these pills, and then they will be desensitized to sex, and start mastrubating too. Genesis 38:9 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass when he went in unto his brothers wife, that he spilled it on the ground, least that he should give seed to his brother."

    The abortion pill will turn our youth into baby murdering sex addicts.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Abortion...In A Can.

    My father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) once confided in me that girls can murder their newly-conceived baby with a bottle of Coca-Cola and an asprin. Apparently you shake it up, insert it, and let 'er rip!

    Can you imagine?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Abortion...In A Can.

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      My father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) once confided in me that girls can murder their newly-conceived baby with a bottle of Coca-Cola and an asprin. Apparently you shake it up, insert it, and let 'er rip!

      Can you imagine?
      Of course a gal can only get pregnant if she has an orgasm, and we know True Christian™ gals don't allow Satan to give them orgasms.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • nohate
        Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
        • Dec 2012
        • 10

        #4
        Re: Abortion...In A Can.

        Abortion is a terrible, terrible thing. Once the child has been concieved, it is alive, so "terminating the pregnancy" is nothing other than murder, no matter what the cause. Yes, some positions are more difficult than others, one may argue rape or incest, but two wrongs do not make a right. That child is alive and sacred because it was created through God's power. Some people may feel that they are doing the child a favor by not bringing it into the world, but in fact, they are not even giving it a chance to suceed. Everyone deserves a right to life, and through faith and dedication, they shape the course of their own.

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        • nohate
          Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
          • Dec 2012
          • 10

          #5
          Re: Abortion...In A Can.

          I'm sorry, I know this is not really on topic, but I'm new to this forum and don't know how to make my own posts... does anyone have a Bible verse I can use to convience someone why masturbation is evil? I can't think of one off the top of my head, but I know there has to be one out there somewhere.

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          • Samuel Coleridge
            Unsaved trash
            • Nov 2009
            • 615

            #6
            Re: Abortion...In A Can.

            Originally posted by nohate View Post
            Abortion is a terrible, terrible thing. Once the child has been concieved, it is alive, so "terminating the pregnancy" is nothing other than murder, no matter what the cause. Yes, some positions are more difficult than others, one may argue rape or incest, but two wrongs do not make a right. That child is alive and sacred because it was created through God's power. Some people may feel that they are doing the child a favor by not bringing it into the world, but in fact, they are not even giving it a chance to suceed. Everyone deserves a right to life, and through faith and dedication, they shape the course of their own.
            Don't be silly, dear girl. God endorses abortion and Jesus would have as well.

            See Numbers 5:11-21. There they administer a test to see if a woman is an adulteress. It results in the abortion of any pregnancy.

            1 Samuel 15:3 and Deuteronomy 2:34 contain plenty of baby killing.

            In Psalm 137:8-9 babies being dashed against the rock is prayed for as revenge against the Babylonians having it done to them.

            Hosea 13:16 says that the Samarian women will all have their babies ripped out as punishment for rebellion against God.

            I don't see the bible as being even slightly against abortion unless the parents don't want it to happen as per Exodus 21:22. Then the abortionist would have to pay the man for the loss of his property. Notice, it isn't considered murder. Murder received the death penalty in the bible.
            Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
            For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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            • John North
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2012
              • 414

              #7
              Re: Abortion...In A Can.

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              My father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) once confided in me that girls can murder their newly-conceived baby with a bottle of Coca-Cola and an asprin. Apparently you shake it up, insert it, and let 'er rip!

              Can you imagine?
              Nowadays they’re using diet Coke and Mentos…
              Stop whining
              (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
              (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
              (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
              (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22373

                #8
                Re: Abortion...In A Can.

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Of course a gal can only get pregnant if she has an orgasm
                My wife never had one of these "orgasms" in her entire life and yet we had plenty of children. Orgasms were invented by lesbians to seduce innocent men into rape.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Mistress Cookie
                  Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 6790

                  #9
                  Re: Abortion...In A Can.

                  Originally posted by nohate View Post
                  Abortion is a terrible, terrible thing. Once the child has been concieved, it is alive, so "terminating the pregnancy" is nothing other than murder, no matter what the cause...That child is alive and sacred because it was created through God's power.
                  Wise, true words for one so young!

                  The whole topic just makes me want to cry and hit the sherry bottle : (

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                  • Rahab the Harlot
                    Forum Member, struggling to repent from whoredoms
                    Once a foul twat. Back on Christ's nice list
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2012
                    • 25

                    #10
                    Re: Abortion...In A Can.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    My father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) once confided in me that girls can murder their newly-conceived baby with a bottle of Coca-Cola and an asprin. Apparently you shake it up, insert it, and let 'er rip!

                    Can you imagine?
                    That's an urban legend and has been proven false many times... but a lot of people still believe it
                    Proverbs 9:10 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22373

                      #11
                      Re: Abortion...In A Can.

                      Originally posted by KissymyTwat View Post
                      That's an urban legend and has been proven false many times... but a lot of people still believe it
                      It only works with Classic Coke, not with that new stuff they make for gays and girls.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #12
                        Re: Abortion...In A Can.

                        Originally posted by nohate View Post
                        I'm sorry, I know this is not really on topic, but I'm new to this forum and don't know how to make my own posts... does anyone have a Bible verse I can use to convience someone why masturbation is evil? I can't think of one off the top of my head, but I know there has to be one out there somewhere.
                        This verse shows that the wasting of seed warrants instant death.

                        Genesis 38:8-10

                        King James Version (KJV)

                        8 And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.
                        9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
                        10 And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.
                        This verse shows that lust is no better than adultery, which warrants the death penalty as well.

                        Matthew 5:28

                        King James Version (KJV)

                        28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
                        Leviticus 20:10

                        King James Version (KJV)

                        10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
                        Note: the woman you lust after in your heart must be killed also, according to the above scripture. It says "hath committed adultery WITH her" and then "the adulterer AND the adulteress". But I digress.

                        So masturbaters should be killed twice, once for lusting in their hearts, and once for wasting seed. They definitely deserve the eternal damnation that they doubtlessly receive.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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