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Happy Birthday, Bible Sweat Hog!
Even though you are nothing but a bad example for decent Christian women, common courtesy requests me to make mention of your birthday. That and I like telling you that every year, you get much older looking.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
Re: Happy Birthday, Bible Sweat Hog!
Happy Birthday.
Whore.
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -
Re: Happy Birthday, Bible Sweat Hog!
1 Tim 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Mat 7:15-16 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
Mat 18:6 But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
2 Pet 2:1 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.
Happy birthday, heretic! You are one year closer to burning in hell for eternity.
Heb 9:27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment.
Turn or burn, woman!
Is 55:6 Seek ye the Lord while he may be found, call ye upon him while he is near.sigpic Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Bible Sweat Hog!
Unhappy birthday, God mocker...
Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearersComment
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Re: Happy Birthday, Bible Sweat Hog!
Dear Sweat Hog, or "Thinks Design," or whatever the heck you're calling yourself this week:
The biggest birthday gift you could give yourself would be to accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior. I pray that this will occur soon.WARNING:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Bible Sweat Hog!
Dear BSH.
You are a drippy pseudo science claptrap driven racist.
Happy birthday!A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3Comment
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Re: Happy Birthday, Bible Sweat Hog!
Who knows, once you get all the designs rubbish out of your ovaries you might make someone a good wife.
If you could keep that yap of yours under control.1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Re: Happy Birthday, Bible Sweat Hog!
Happy birthday.
I'm truly sorry that you have decided to fashion some pseudo-god in your mind with absolutely no Scriptural basis that you twist and squeeze in a futile effort to reconcile with your secular peccadilloes.
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