[Jesus]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

Lord, I actually have a question, but as I am only a female, feel free to answer me or not.
Sometimes it happens, that my husband asks me to do things, like wearing make up or expensive necklaces made of gold or pearls, which aren't mentioned like this in the bible. I am confused now. Should I follow the bible to every word or do my husband a favor, as the husband the head of the wife, as You are the head of the church. Is it right to please my husband with such things?

I will whisper the answer in your ear later.

[Jesus]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

Why aren't you speaking your native language? Btw how is Mary doing?

What do you think the creator of the universe's native language is, silly child?

[Kristen Green]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

I will whisper the answer in your ear later.

Lord Jesus I do have 2 requests if you would be as kind enough too. 1. Please Lord Jesus Christ accept my friend request it would be an amazing honor to be friends with Lord Jesus Christ, and 2. Would you comment on my introduction thread. Thank you so much you are my lord, and savior. Deuteronomy 32:4 . You are perfect!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

Lord Jesus I do have 2 requests if you would be as kind enough too. 1. Please Lord Jesus Christ accept my friend request it would be an amazing honor to be friends with Lord Jesus Christ, and 2. Would you comment on my introduction thread. Thank you so much you are my lord, and savior. Deuteronomy 32:4 . You are perfect!

The Savior(r) of mankind does not fraterenize with unsaved scum. Piss off.

[Nerddy]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

Hi Lord Jesus Christ. May I ask if 'natural disaster' is the wrath of God?

And also forgive me for all my sins and accept my friend request. Thanks Lord Jesus Christ.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

The Savior® of mankind does not fraterenize with unsaved scum. Piss off.

Hi Lord Jesus Christ. May I ask if 'natural disaster' is the wrath of God?

And also forgive me for all my sins and accept my friend request. Thanks Lord Jesus Christ.

Please read the above and stop wasting our Savior's(r) time.

[Cathy B.]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

Oh Jesus Christ, what an honor! Thank you for taking my question. I am a long time follower of you and love you more than any person or thing on earth. My question is about dreams. I know you know what's in my heart, but does that mean you can see what I dream, too? I wonder because sometimes my dreams make me uncomfortable, especially if I watch a movie with an actor like Ryan Gosling or something (I don't any more, once I figured out what was going on). But anyway, these dreams are embarrassing once I wake up and realize what was going on. Do you see that, too?

Thank you in advance for the husband you will give me. I know you will because I have faith.

[Kristen Green]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

The Savior® of mankind does not fraterenize with unsaved scum. Piss off.

I'm so sorry I didn't want to upset Jesus, or you Pastor. Jesus I am so sorry, but I am new on these forums, and understand if you don't trust me. I am so sorry I was out of line I am just so excited, because it's your birthday, and me, and my family are all together, and I am just happy right now. I am a woman so I will do silly things like this I will tell my husband at once, and he will probably beat me like he should. I am so sorry Jesus please forgive me, and Pastor I want too apologize to you too. I am going to my prayer closet to pray for forgiveness.

[Nerddy]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

Please read the above and stop wasting our Savior's® time.

You can't waste a God's time. God is outside of time. He sees the past, present and future. A God is omnipotent. You're also interfering my free-will to ask Lord Jesus Christ who is ALL-Loving(So He loves every each of one of us >>> You can also prove this with many supporting verses in the Bible. Don't lie to yourself.).

Also. That's kinda rude for a Pastor. Remember to love your enemy. Would you like to read your own signature and you'll surely know where you place there?

And if you actually read the thread title, Jesus does not say anything that He will only answer a certain person only.

Happy birthday Jesus Christ the Lord. Please answer my previous post.

[Jesus]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

Lord Jesus I pray that the storms in my area pass.

I promise you that the storms will pass, Kristen.

I pray that gays, and heathens will roast in hell, or be saved.

I promise you they will.

Lord Jesus Christ I pray you return soon to rapture me, and these good Chrisitan people away. Yours in You.

I don't know when I am returning. Only the father who is me at the same time knows that.

I don't want anything from you. Its your birthday not mine. Happy birthday Jesus!

Bless you, Kristen Green.

[Kristen Green]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

Please read the above and stop wasting our Savior's® time.

I told my husband what I did, and I was spanked, and punched repeatdley I assure you this won't be happening again. I am so sorry to the both of you once again. My husband said if it happens again then he will throw me through the window on our 3 story house. I apologize for asking for friendship requests, and replies when I am trash on these forums, and trash until the forums determine otherwise. I am so sorry.
YiC

[Jesus]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

Oh Jesus Christ, what an honor! Thank you for taking my question. I am a long time follower of you and love you more than any person or thing on earth. My question is about dreams. I know you know what's in my heart, but does that mean you can see what I dream, too? I wonder because sometimes my dreams make me uncomfortable, especially if I watch a movie with an actor like Ryan Gosling or something (I don't any more, once I figured out what was going on). But anyway, these dreams are embarrassing once I wake up and realize what was going on. Do you see that, too?

Thank you in advance for the husband you will give me. I know you will because I have faith.

Bless you for your faith, Cathy. I haven't looked into your dreams in quite some time as I am rather busy. Let's just have a look see here.

[Kristen Green]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

I promise you that the storms will pass, Kristen.



I promise you they will.



I don't know when I am returning. Only the father who is me at the same time knows that.



Bless you, Kristen Green.

Thank you so much for responding Lord, and Savior Jesus Christ. I love you so much Jesus. I love you more then any person on earth I love you more then my husband,father,mother,uncle,brother,sister anybody! I love you more then a million dollars! Praise you!!!!!

[Jesus]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

Thank you so much for responding Lord, and Savior Jesus Christ. I love you so much Jesus. I love you more then any person on earth I love you more then my husband,father,mother,uncle,brother,sister anybody! I love you more then a million dollars! Praise you!!!!!

I'm glad you love me more than anything or anyone else in the world. Otherwise, I would have to burn you in hell for all eternity. Don't make me do it! I swear to me that if you so much as look at another man, I will send you to hell.

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

[Jesus]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

Hi Lord Jesus Christ. May I ask if 'natural disaster' is the wrath of God?

Of course they are. I/my father send(s) them so the survivors will know my love. Any truly innocent collateral damage that dies with the sinners gets to go to heaven for all eternity.

I suppose we could spare the innocent, but frankly it is easier on me/him this way.