[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

This isn't really a question JESUS. I just wanted to tell You how excited I am to be Your BRIDE in Heaven!


I've spent a lot of time and money making sure my hair and nails are done to perfection just in case You decide to Rapture me.

I'm ready when You are JESUS!

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

Are whales fish?







Tammi

[Kristen Green]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

I'm glad you love me more than anything or anyone else in the world. Otherwise, I would have to burn you in hell for all eternity. Don't make me do it! I swear to me that if you so much as look at another man, I will send you to hell.

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

I believe you Jesus, and I am so happy to have your love, and I am so happy to be guided by you when times are hard. Thank you so much Jesus Christ Lord, and Savior.

[Sophie Hennig]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

I will whisper the answer in your ear later.

Thank you so much, great Lord.

I and my husband will go to pray all night for your Glory and I will wait for your answer, as you decide to tell it to me. All Glory and Honor to you, Lord Jesus Christ, our saviour!

[Jesus]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

This isn't really a question JESUS. I just wanted to tell You how excited I am to be Your BRIDE in Heaven!

Yes. That will be exciting. You will all be my brides, even though in heaven no one gets married.

For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.

Are whales fish?



Tammi

No. They are mammals. Jonah was swallowed by a fish, silly girl.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

Are bats birds?

Is there internet in heaven?

What sin do you hate the most?

What is your opinions on the Landover Baptist Church?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

Happy Birthday, my Savior Jesus Christ!

I know all that accept You will earn a place in Heaven, even the other races and Negroidals, and your kindness and generosity to include everybody is overwhelmingly benevolent.

But You do plan to have them all in appropriate sections, right? Not necessarily in projects, but grouped so they can enjoy their odd cultures among themselves? It worked so much better that way here in America before the liberal do-gooders made the mess we have today.

Don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are other races and colors. Just concerned.

In You

[Jesus]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

Are bats birds?

Yes

Is there internet in heaven?

Of course not. That would interfere with free will. If you could speak with your dead great grandma via email, there wouldn't be much mystery, would there? She would be telling you how wonderful heaven is, therefore you would know it is true!

My dad/I can't have that. You have to believe without any proof. That's the way it works.

What sin do you hate the most?

Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit.

What is your opinions on the Landover Baptist Church?

Why do you think I am posting here on my birthday?

[Nerddy]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

Of course they are. I/my father send(s) them so the survivors will know my love. Any collateral damage that dies with the sinners gets to go to heaven for all eternity.

I suppose we could spare the innocent, but frankly it is easier on me/him this way.

Thank you Jesus Christ the Lord. It now makes sense.
You are indeed truly great, amazing, and inspiring. I love you will all my heart/soul and forever will be following you, Jesus.

One last thing ( I am sorry for not asking this earlier, it just came to my mind just about now ).

1.) Lord, I have sin a lot. I do please ask for you to forgive me for all my sin and wash/bless my soul. Please ward off the evil spirits around my surroundings with your sacred blessings of holiness.

2.) Also... I have a question. I know this might be silly and needs just some common sense, but I want it to be sure and clear so there's no doubts in my mind.

Heaven is a perfect eternal paradise. Full of happiness, joy, love, care, etc. Only positive things. Negative things cannot be found in heaven, there's no hate, evil, sad, sorrow, fight in heaven. Is this information correct?

Thank you Jesus Christ the Lord.

[Jesus]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

One last thing ( I am sorry for not asking this earlier, it just came to my mind just about now ).

Or so you think it did.

1.) Lord, I have sin a lot. I do please ask for you to forgive me for all my sin and wash/bless my soul. Please ward off the evil spirits around my surroundings with your sacred blessings of holiness.

Yes, yes I forgive you. My blessings upon you and all that.

Heaven is a perfect eternal paradise. Full of happiness, joy, love, care, etc. Only positive things. Negative things cannot be found in heaven, there's no hate, evil, sad, sorrow, fight in heaven. Is this information correct?

Yes it is correct. However, don't forget my ways are not yours, so when you try to trap me with your words, I will tell you this.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

A very Blessed Birthday to you, Jesus!



I have one question that's been concerning me just a bit. You see, I do get a bit confused the older I get, chasing after many children and being sleep deprived for decades because of it, and what with having a new name and all (Revelation 2:17), I'm concerned that I won't respond if someone calls me. I would sure hate to appear rude! I am similarly a little worried that I might not remember my friends' and family's new names. Will my memory be restored to pre-baby effectiveness?

Thank you! And thank you for allowing me to join You and the other saints to judge the world, including the angles (1 Corinthians 6:2–3)! I am most grateful!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

Dear Jesus, could You please tell me who is going to win the next few Super Bowls? I would also be interested in knowing whether Apple and Chevron share prices will be moving up or down over the next few weeks and months.

If You could tell me these things privately, that would be best. I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise for anybody who enjoys finding out about these things as they happen.

Thank You.

Yours in You,

FM

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

One other thing, My Lord, can You tell me what's going on with Mari Galvez Villalobos? As You know, I am deeply in love with her, but have not heard from her in a long time and fear she is being held against her will and brainwashed by her Jehovah's Witness family members.

I would like to journey to Spain to check on her, but I can hardly speak any Mexican at all.

[Young Peter]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

Dear LORD JESUS CHRIST thank you very much for saving me and dying on a cross and coming with a sword in your mouth to smite the wicked! Can you tell me JESUS why do bad things happen to good people like me? Like for example why did you let the warlock use mind control to turn the parents of the girl I love against me and why did you let the courts believe them and why did you have me put in juvenile hall and why do I have to be a registered sex offender for the rest of my life when you KNOW I have done nothing wrong?

I do not mean to sound ungrateful because I love you very very much and your HOLY WORD has been of great comfort to me during my long months of incarceration.

Oh I have a favor to ask you also you see I am not really supposed to be on the internet here at the halfway house but they made me a trustee because I am good with computers and help the other guys here to use the computers for learning to write resumes and working toward their GED certificates and stuff. But I have to be careful and sneak and only use the internet when they are not watching and this one resident here keeps trying to catch me because he does not like me and if he rats me out I will not be able to post on the LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH web site and grow in my FAITH so could you please smite that guy real good?

Thank you I love you so much JESUS!

[Jesus]

Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.

A very Blessed Birthday to you, Jesus!

I have one question that's been concerning me just a bit. You see, I do get a bit confused the older I get, chasing after many children and being sleep deprived for decades because of it, and what with having a new name and all (Revelation 2:17),

Did I tell John that? I went through a really enigmatic phase there for a bit.

Thank you! And thank you for allowing me to join You and the other saints to judge the world, including the angles (1 Corinthians 6:2–3)! I am most grateful!

Of course, Mary. You and all my slaves are so special to me that you will sit on my right hand and help me be Jesus some day!

Dear Jesus, could You please tell me who is going to win the next few Super Bowls? I would also be interested in knowing whether Apple and Chevron share prices will be moving up or down over the next few weeks and months.

You are asking amiss, my little sheep. I can't tell you that because it would be defying my plan for you. Let's just say, I can't see you getting rich from gambling.

Dear LORD JESUS CHRIST thank you very much for saving me and dying on a cross and coming with a sword in your mouth to smite the wicked! Can you tell me JESUS why do bad things happen to good people like me?

Because I'm God and you're not. I really don't know where you get off questioning my will, young man.

could you please smite that guy real good?

Sure. I promise you he will die.

Thank you I love you so much JESUS!

Aw, and I love you too. Whole huggy bunches of love.
But don't you ever turn your back on my love or else I will personally throw you into the fiery furnace with a heavy heart of course.