"IF I DID IT" By OJ Simpson!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

This is about the most disgusting thing I have ever heard of. Even worse than Ted Haggard being a homer. Even worse than the Demoncrats winning the election. Even worse than the Demoncrat's plan to cut and run in Iraq.

This travesty of justice is only possible because Johnny Cochran salted the Simpson jury with some darkies, none of whose IQs were in double digits, and for which he is burning somewhere right now but it isn't hell, because darkies aren't good enough to get into hell since they have no souls.

[Poetic Peter]

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I am sorry to hear this.
Should I break my personal rule, never to read outside the Bible?

Swear, if I do, and read of -that-, I'll puke.

Perhaps you could offer a tamed synopsis?

This is awful, for sure. Knocks the poetry
right out of

Peter

(that might be a good result)

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Brother, you do NOT want to know.

[Petal]

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Mr.Pistle an Mr.Peter, i looked all over the innernets for somethang speshial abouts Mr.OJ's noo book, an i founds somethang that is not true but there be millons an millons of folk who wish it were.

Simpson's Novel is titled If I Did It while Tallywhacker's book is called If I Could Get Me Some Hall Of Fame Running Back Booty.

[Poetic Peter]

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Quite good. I laughed at that homer who'd have OJ for breakfast.

___

Limbaugh padded air time yesterday about Killer Simpkins' ghost writer, Judith Regan.

RL noted that JR co-wrote his own story back in '91.

Such a shame that Regan's quit the right way, the Rush way,
to whore for a buck.

[Brother Love]

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AMEN Pastor Pistle!! The whole thing be disgusting! Every body knows this OJ nigra killed that white girl but for some reason the nigra got away with it. That is not JUSTICE at all in my book!! This whole thing is jist one more example of how all SINNERS PERVERT true justice!!

If this nigra be so innocent then why would he even think bout doin something for TV or a book that says "If I did it." OF COURSE THE NIGRA DID IT!! He is CONFESSIN!! They say most criminals want to be caught. Well, OJ is confessin so it be time he be brought to REAL justice which is the JUSTICE OF THE LORD ALMIGHTY!!

And, any body thinkin bout the white girls family? How DISGUSTING this all must be for them folks again!! I be prayin for that family in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ!!

Anybody know when the next Cross Lightin Ceremony is?

[Ixi]

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I heard about this, its disgusting. Why would he make a TV show about killing his family and not go to jail?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I heard about this, its disgusting. Why would he make a TV show about killing his family and not go to jail?

He was already tried for the crimes and found not guilty because of a couple of dumb darkies on the jury. After someone is tried for a crime and found not guilty, they can never be tried for the same charge again. So he did it and got away with it. No one can do anything else to him, even when he admits it.

[Glendora Christianson]

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He was already tried for the crimes and found not guilty because of a couple of dumb darkies on the jury. After someone is tried for a crime and found not guilty, they can never be tried for the same charge again. So he did it and got away with it. No one can do anything else to him, even when he admits it.

I knew we were in for it when I found our favorite FOXnews swamped with the turmoil of this very disturbing movie from 20th Century Fox. They are different companies aren't they? Anyway, we shouldn't be the least surprised if there are negros rioting in the streets of LA after OJ confesses to his crimes and is finally sent to jail.

[Brother Love]

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He was already tried for the crimes and found not guilty because of a couple of dumb darkies on the jury. After someone is tried for a crime and found not guilty, they can never be tried for the same charge again. So he did it and got away with it. No one can do anything else to him, even when he admits it.

You be rit Pastor Pistle but they is one person who can do somethin bouts him and that be the LORD JESUS. Jesus goin to get this family KILLER!!

[Father Maurice Lester]

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Perhaps Mr. Simpson, who was born and raised a Baptwit, has resorted to this scheme in an effort to raise badly needed monies in support of his ongoing search for his former wife's killer or killers!

By the same measure, there is a statistical chance certain senior 'Pastors' here won't be facing fraud and moral charges before too long!







Bless you, my Ted Haggards in waiting,
Father Mo

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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By the same measure, there is a statistical chance certain senior 'Pastors' here won't be facing fraud and moral charges before too long!

Bless you, my Ted Haggards in waiting,
Father Mo

That is rich, coming from you. Have you paid your NAMBLA dues yet this year "father"? I was wondering if the papist dog in rome pays them for you, or you just steal the dough out of those gold collection plates on Sundays...

On a lighter note, I have come up with a few titles for O.J.'s next books. The nigra needs money, obviously.

I Didn't Not Not Kill Nobody

If There Was Hidden Evidence The Cops Didn't Find, Here’s Where It Would Be

Okay, It Was Me. Just Kidding!

Gentle Backrubs and 101 Other Activities You Can Do With Your Ex-Wife Besides Brutally Killing Her

I Did It (It = Not Commit Murder)

Arrest Me, I'm Guilty... Of Nothing

The Day I Scored Four Touchdowns in One Game and Didn't Kill My Ex-Wife

I'm Only a Murderer On Opposite Day

I Killed My Ex-Wife and Her Friend In A Jealous Rage…Not!

If I Murdered Two People And Wrote A Book About It, This Would Be It

Why I Did What I Didn't Do

'I Wish I Could Go Back In Time And Not Commit Murder.' That's What I'd Be Saying If I Did It.

I Ruined My Life When I Didn't Kill Anyone That Day

The Football Player Who Killed His Ex-Wife - A Fictional Novel by O.J. Simpson

There Was Blood Everywhere: My Life as an EMT Trainee

I Murdered 'Em (Doing Stand-Up. [Not that Thing About My Ex-Wife.])

[Talitha]

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This may just answer some questions regarding this man...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Show and book cancelled

Simpson book, show canceled


NEW YORK, Nov. 20 (UPI) -- After getting complaints from over two million members of the nation's favorite church, Landover Baptist, News Corp. said it had canceled publication of O.J. Simpson's book and planned special on Fox about the killing of his ex-wife.

Fox Chairman Rupert Murdoch said the project was "ill-considered" and he apologized for "any pain this has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown-Simpson."

Simpson had been planning to release a book entitled, "If I Did It, Here's How It Happened," about the killings of his ex-wife and her friend, for which Simpson was acquitted in a criminal trial. Many characterized the book and planned television special as a confession.

New Corp. is the parent company of both the television network and the book's publisher.

Murdoch's announcement came as Fox affiliates balked at airing the special.

Pappas Broadcasting and Lin Broadcasting, which together own nine Fox affiliates, announced during the weekend they would not air the special, Broadcasting & Cable reported.

The Washington Post reported that the Pappas stations said they did not want to help Simpson profit from the project.

North Dakota's Prime Cities Broadcasting was the first to refuse to air the interview on advice from Pastor Deacon Fred and Pastor Al Pistle.

[SUV]

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That is too good, Talitha!!!