SF to name airport after gay anal sex predator Harvey Milk

[Faith_Machine]

As you all know, when it comes to predicting air disasters, I have a 100% success rate.

I could just rest on my laurels, but the Lord has moved me to once again put my reputation on the line and make the following prediction:

In 2013, the amount of anonymous gay anal and oral sex taking place in the San Francisco International Airport's public bathrooms will more than double.



Why?

Well friends, the idiots on San Francisco's Board of Supervisors are poised to rename our airport in honor of slain "civil rights activist" Harvey Milk:

SFO Name Change to Commemorate Queer Weirdo

A San Francisco supervisor wants to rename the city's airport in honor of civil rights leader Harvey Milk, a change supporters said would send a global message about the importance and struggles of gays and lesbians for equality.

Supervisor David Campos will introduce legislation Tuesday that would place the proposal to rename San Francisco International Airport as Harvey Milk San Francisco International Airport before voters in November. To send the name change to voters, Campos needs the support of five other supervisors, and Monday he already had four co-sponsors.

Campos said about 80 other U.S. airports are already named for individuals, none of whom are gay, and that SFO - which moves 40 million passengers annually, including 9 million international travelers - has a particularly high profile. He believes it would cost between $50,000 and $250,000 to implement, citing the cost other cities have incurred to do the same, but said he hopes to attract private donations to fund the change...

Given Harvey Milk's well documented history of buggering young boys, I feel the message being sent to the jet-setting gays of the world is quite clear:

Not only are you all welcome to fly into our fair city and bring the AIDS with you, and not only are you welcome to sodomize yourselves and each other in our airport's public bathrooms, but hey guys, please feel free to molest some little boys in there while you're at it.



I am very confident my prediction is already coming true, but please keep in mind that we will only be able to test my predictive powers if arrests are made or police reports are filed.

Given that there is surely a huge conspiracy of silence surrounding the use of our airport's bathrooms for queer cruising, I suspect it will be very difficult to document these crimes.

Therefore, I call upon all able-bodied Christian men in the Northern California area to join with me and commit to spending at least one weekend per month in the men's restrooms at SFO monitoring this activity. If we keep a close eye on the situation and maintain accurate records, there will be no way any airport or city officials can deny what's going on.

[Nobar King]

Re: SF to name airport after gay anal sex predator Harvey Milk

They might as well just name the whole God damned city after him for all I care. I will never be visiting that pile of crap city. There are a million other places to visit where you don't get that gay shit shoved in your face all the time.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: SF to name airport after gay anal sex predator Harvey Milk

Is that true, Sir? I sure would appreciate it if somebody would compile a comprehensive list of the cities you can go to where you won't be inundated with gay propaganda and propositions. So far all I can think of are Freehold and possibly Kansas City.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: SF to name airport after gay anal sex predator Harvey Milk

Given that there is surely a huge conspiracy of silence surrounding the use of our airport's bathrooms for queer cruising, I suspect it will be very difficult to document these crimes.

Indeed. Because of political correctness, the police and the media have a well known aversion to taking any sort of action against faggotry.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: SF to name airport after gay anal sex predator Harvey Milk

I might just wear a hidden camera on my person when I go into those bathrooms.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: SF to name airport after gay anal sex predator Harvey Milk

Brother Machine, even though I live half a country away, I would like to be the first to volunteer for this Godly cause. As a matter of fact, I will personally commit two weekends per month to this urgent situation. Is there a schedule yet? We need to make sure we use our resources efficiently. I would hate to double up on a date, when spreading ourselves more widely would do more good.

As a 100% cured Ex-Gay©, I possess a unique skill set that will be invaluable in this holy operation. Due to my previous life as a raging sodomaniac, I am very familiar with the ins and outs of clandestine, furtive anal and oral sex, often with multiple partners, in public restrooms. I believe this qualifies me to be the head man on this glorious endeavor.

Because all homosexuals are constantly seeking new anonymous partners, the bathroom stalls of international airports are hotbeds of disgusting debauchery, with SFO being particularly debauchy for obvious reasons. Why, I myself serviced hundreds of well endowed travelers during my drug fueled visits to the City by the Bay in my sinful homo past. It will be wonderful to be back there, this time doing the Lord's work! Glory!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: SF to name airport after gay anal sex predator Harvey Milk

I might just wear a hidden camera on my person when I go into those bathrooms.

As many will know my interim occupation (after the misunderstanding) was a sanitation facility supervisor and as a Man® of God I felt it my duty to witness to the penile perpetrators most people know as the gaywise.

Many was the time I would follow two men into the WC only to see NO BODY AT THE URINAL

There can only be one reason for this, and I think all True Christians™ know what I'm talking about.

That's right: anal sex!

I can only imagine what the phallusatory oriented heterophobic gaysexualistic get up to in that cubicle.

Brother Faith Machine, you observations are well observed. The anal adventurers (as I understand they like to known) do in fact think nothing of ensnaring you men, on the cusp of adulthood, eager to see the wide world our Lord so generously created for humanity to live before He condemns the majority to Hell for being unaware of His existence (and good riddance).

Young boys with barely the wisp of downy hair on their peach soft cheeks are grist for the mill for these lavatory loiterers, they wait in gangs, plying their turgid members in that cubicle to kill time until a vibrant, clean limbed young youth enters the micturatory microcosm of secular sybarism.

Greased and lubricated by feted fluids they slowly (so as not to unnerve their prey) they slide out of that cubicle with one intent and one intent only

The penertration of post pubescent posterior (or mouth).

It makes me sick just thinking about it

Many times I lie awake thinking about it. I think all True Christians™ should. Forwards is for armed.

God tells us to say NO to the gaywise. God wants them dead. As a Christian Nation I call upon who ever is in charge of America to instigate a "no means no" campaign for dirty queers using public lavatories. This is a serial issue!

YIC

[Mrs. Isaac Peters]

Re: SF to name airport after gay anal sex predator Harvey Milk

Oh dear me, this is all quite upsetting. I'm glad that you brave menfolk are so willing to protect one another (and the boys) from this un-Godly menace.

Now, however, if I ever have need to fly to either of the coasts, I'll be afraid to go to the ladies' room. The very thought of what sort of depraved bulldykery goes on in there makes me want to pour myself another cabernet sauvignon.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: SF to name airport after gay anal sex predator Harvey Milk

Professor Bessemer, I'm drawing up a schedule right now. I'm trying to get the airport officials to tell me exactly how many public bathrooms they have and provide me with an accurate facility map showing their locations, but the officials have been strangely unresponsive to my requests.

I think there are enough bathrooms there that it won't matter if two of us are on patrol on the same day. In fact, I think it will be necessary to have guys working in teams just to cover all the bathrooms.

Also, I think we should use a "buddy system" to keep our people safe from sexual assault.

[Deaner]

Re: SF to name airport after gay anal sex predator Harvey Milk

Instead of a big name saying "Harvey Milk Airport"; they should just have a male body wearing a bra laying in a pool of blood with a bunch of bullet holes in it. That way the international patrons will understand as well.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: SF to name airport after gay anal sex predator Harvey Milk

Well there's no lack of macabre artwork in the Illuminati-controlled Denver airport, so I don't doubt we'll soon see similar displays at SFO.

[Godfly]

Re: SF to name airport after gay anal sex predator Harvey Milk

Why can't They just name the bathrooms after "mr" Milk? The airport should be named after Dan White who sacrificed so much to keep San Francisco sodomy free.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: SF to name airport after gay anal sex predator Harvey Milk

In this anti-gun climate, there's no way they'll name an airport after a man who used a gun. Heck, I'm surprised they haven't already named the whole darned city in honor of out nation's biggest gun-grabber. They could call it Diane Feinsteinfrancisco.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: SF to name airport after gay anal sex predator Harvey Milk

Why can't They just name the bathrooms after "mr" Milk? The airport should be named after Dan White who sacrificed so much to keep San Francisco sodomy free.

That is an excellent idea. We should start one of those White House petitions to have SFO renamed Dan White International Airport. He was a martyr to the cause of heterosexual persecution by Big Sodomy.

[Godfly]

Re: SF to name airport after gay anal sex predator Harvey Milk

That is an excellent idea. We should start one of those White House petitions to have SFO renamed Dan White International Airport. He was a martyr to the cause of heterosexual persecution by Big Sodomy.

Harvey Milk was the Osama Bin Laden of anal terrorism and Dan White was a one man Seal Team 6. If he hadnt been restrained by archaic gun laws he might have had enough bullets in his clip to take out every homer on the WestCoast. But two dead homers, that's a pretty good start.