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  • Brother D. Thomas
    Not the sharpest crayon in the box
    Cherry picker on his way to Hell
    • Feb 2013
    • 176

    #1

    KEEP CATHYLICK CHURCHES AWAY FROM TRUE CHRISTIAN SCHOOLS!

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    Our ever beloved Jesus enlightened me the other night in prayer relative to the problems that the Cathylicks are having once again with their homosexual child molesting priests. He is NOT happy.

    Child buggering Cathylick priests are once again in the news and the coverup continues. Why are we not surprised?

    Documents from the late 1980s show that Archbishop Roger M. Mahony and another archdiocese official discussed strategies to keep police from discovering that children were being sexually abused by priests.


    He told me that legislation should be enacted immediately within the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives to require that all Cathylick Churches, with the possibility of pedophile priests within, should be at least 1000 feet of any true Christian school. This godly action will at least give our true Christian children a running head start!

    Think about it, most communities require that the Satanic XXX Adult Book Stores be restricted regarding the distance to our schools; so why not any Cathylick Church as well that most likely houses pedophile priests? Jesus also told me that until such safeguards can be put into place, local law enforcement will have to suffice. We must error on the side of caution.

    The above scenario gives a whole new meaning to the term “Catholic Rectory."
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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: KEEP CATHYLICK CHURCHES AWAY FROM TRUE CHRISTIAN SCHOOLS!

    Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
    Child buggering Cathylick priests are once again in the news and the coverup continues. Why are we not surprised?
    Not everyone knows Catholics are not Christians. Because they are not, they do not possess the Spirit of Christ in their cold, blackened hearts, and are incapable of such rudimentary emotions as compassion or empathy. Children are to them, naught but a means to a sexually deviant end.

    Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
    http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la...,3114631.story

    He told me that legislation should be enacted immediately within the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives to require that all Cathylick Churches, with the possibility of pedophile priests within, should be at least 1000 feet of any true Christian school. This godly action will at least give our true Christian children a running head start!
    I join you in this desire, but alas, there are precious few True Christians™ in Congress. Satan himself worked tirelessly to tarnish the reputations of such Christ-centered people as Todd Akin, and Richard Mourdock. We are blessed to have Paul Ryan, Rick Perry, and of course, Rick Santorum, still working for the LORD by allowing Godly morals to be legislated into public policy.

    Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
    Think about it, most communities require that the Satanic XXX Adult Book Stores be restricted regarding the distance to our schools; so why not any Cathylick Church as well that most likely houses pedophile priests? Jesus also told me that until such safeguards can be put into place, local law enforcement will have to suffice. We must error on the side of caution.
    It seems obvious, don't you think? We have Gun Free Zones but not Pedophilic Roman Papist Free Zones. Where are our priorities?

    Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
    The above scenario gives a whole new meaning to the term “Catholic Rectory."
    Indeed.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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