Effects of oil Running out completly

[Pie can Kill]

What do you think the most likely effect of all the oil of the world will be?

EDIT: Sorry i meant to type what would happen if the Worlds Oil ran out

[Wide-Open]

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It will power our SUV's for a thousand years to come?

What a strange question

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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1. The rapture will come before all the oil is used up.
2. If we ever used up all the oil, God would provide us with more.
3. "Peak oil" theories are all part of Al-Queda's islamofascist jihad to destroy freedom and liberty.

[Glendora Christianson]

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I voted for that last one and I'm so glad so many other folks feel the same. Our GOD is an all-knowing GOD and HE will fix whatever problems HE needs to. Too many folks spend too much time trying to do HIS work, which surely angers HIM.

Also, I wanted to let everyone know that they can raise their gas mileage through prayer. I managed to get twenty miles per gallon, just by praying for better mileage. Jesus also helped me figure out why my power windows weren't working, by helping me find a little crunchy bit of fried chicken that had lodged into the childproof button on my armrest, GLORY!

Next time your gas needle is on empty, just drive on by that gas station and pray to Jesus to get you home safely. In most cases, you will make it home. If you don't, I recommend you take a hint and get right with the Lord by donating to HIS favorite church (LBC of course!)

[JennyD]

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PieThief -

As I noted here, our Godly petroleum industry informs us that there is plenty of oil right in the United States to last us for quite a few years to come.

[SUV]

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I think you've been listening to that joo-sounding James Howard Kunstler instead of Praying JESUS to make oil wells multiply like the Loaves and Fishes did

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Sadly, some people (such as the OP) are incredibly ignorant of the Bible. They blab on and on about what scientists tell us about oil, when we ALL know about the story of the widow and the oil:

2 Kings 4

1Now there cried a certain woman of the wives of the sons of the prophets unto Elisha, saying, Thy servant my husband is dead; and thou knowest that thy servant did fear the LORD: and the creditor is come to take unto him my two sons to be bondmen.
2And Elisha said unto her, What shall I do for thee? tell me, what hast thou in the house? And she said, Thine handmaid hath not any thing in the house, save a pot of oil.
3Then he said, Go, borrow thee vessels abroad of all thy neighbours, even empty vessels; borrow not a few.
4And when thou art come in, thou shalt shut the door upon thee and upon thy sons, and shalt pour out into all those vessels, and thou shalt set aside that which is full.
5So she went from him, and shut the door upon her and upon her sons, who brought the vessels to her; and she poured out.
6And it came to pass, when the vessels were full, that she said unto her son, Bring me yet a vessel. And he said unto her, There is not a vessel more. And the oil stayed.
7Then she came and told the man of God. And he said, Go, sell the oil, and pay thy debt, and live thou and thy children of the rest.

God knows how much oil is there. It isn't up to us to be trying to stick a dipstick into the earth to find out how much oil is left. Jesus will take care of it!

[Dodger556]

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I for one hope we run out of oil, or at least develop a meaningful alternative to oil. I'm still waiting for a viable means of fusion power You may not like the technology behind new... technologies now, but your ancestors didn't like electricity either, so you'll come to accept it as "God's new means of power" and adapt to it. We'll run out of oil, eventually.

[SUV]

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I for one hope we run out of oil, or at least develop a meaningful alternative to oil. I'm still waiting for a viable means of fusion power You may not like the technology behind new... technologies now, but your ancestors didn't like electricity either, so you'll come to accept it as "God's new means of power" and adapt to it. We'll run out of oil, eventually.

Pastor, how did this one ever get in the Church doors?

[Samuel Butler]

Re: Effects of oil Running out completly

What do you think the most likely effect of all the oil of the world will be?

EDIT: Sorry i meant to type what would happen if the Worlds Oil ran out

I'm not worried about it. Jesus is just gonna turn the whole damn planet into a fireball any minute now. Why should I be concerned with what happens to the planet when I'm more concerned with my earth-view accomodations in the clouds?

[Buford T Scoggins]

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Our 51st state, Iraq, has enough oil to last a thousand years. Oil only got expensive because those Mudslime terrorists keep attacking our blessed pipelines. And you can be sure that the real leader of Al Qaeda is Al Gore (you think those two Als are a coincidence?).

As soon as President Bush throws Al Gore into Gitmo and finishes killing the rest of those ragheads, gas is gonna drop back to 50 cents a gallon. You can bet your SUV on that.

YIC,
Buford

[Dodger556]

Re: Effects of oil Running out completly

Our 51st state, Iraq, has enough oil to last a thousand years. Oil only got expensive because those Mudslime terrorists keep attacking our blessed pipelines. And you can be sure that the real leader of Al Qaeda is Al Gore (you think those two Als are a coincidence?).

As soon as President Bush throws Al Gore into Gitmo and finishes killing the rest of those ragheads, gas is gonna drop back to 50 cents a gallon. You can bet your SUV on that.

YIC,
Buford

See kids, this is why you don't do drugs.

[JennyD]

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See kids, this is why you don't do drugs.

I'm sure you've been putting that Alaska resident dividend check to work by supporting "green power" organizations with 100% of it, right?

Welcome to the land of "you're just as guilty as everyone else".

I wish you weren't banned. I'd like to know how exactly you plan to survive in Alaska without cheap diesel. How do you think food gets to you?

[Sionisx2]

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I'm sure you've been putting that Alaska resident dividend check to work by supporting "green power" organizations with 100% of it, right?

Welcome to the land of "you're just as guilty as everyone else".

I wish you weren't banned. I'd like to know how exactly you plan to survive in Alaska without cheap diesel. How do you think food gets to you?

Oh, he doesn't actually live in Alaska, he lives in Indiana. He wasn't banned, that wasn't his only user name. If you couldn't tell by now, I know him.

[JennyD]

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Oh, he doesn't actually live in Alaska, he lives in Indiana. He wasn't banned, that wasn't his only user name. If you couldn't tell by now, I know him. Biblically.

I kinda figured that out, yes.