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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #1

    God flexes his muscles

    Burma and China are seeing why it pays to be Christian and not boodhists!
    Tornadoes in the USA? Well, that's what happens when you allow Homosexual marriage!!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Mrs. Rogers
      compassion personified
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2692
      #2
      Re: God flexes his muscles

      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
      Burma and China are seeing why it pays to be Christian and not boodhists!
      Tornadoes in the USA? Well, that's what happens when you allow Homosexual marriage!!
      Amen, Brother! The LORD is so very fond of His Acts of God™. I much prefer a tornado to an earthquake though, in terms of good telly - such drama and grandeur with a tornado; a bunch of over-excited chinese yelling in ching-chong about their damaged rickshaws just isn't as good, I'm afraid.
      True Christians are Perfect!

      Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

      Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2026
          • 15118
          #3
          Re: God flexes his muscles

          Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
          Amen, Brother! The LORD is so very fond of His Acts of God™. I much prefer a tornado to an earthquake though, in terms of good telly - such drama and grandeur with a tornado; a bunch of over-excited chinese yelling in ching-chong about their damaged rickshaws just isn't as good, I'm afraid.
          You're so right Mrs R.
          I was watching the Chinks on the news, and the way those Yellow Demons build their silly little houses; is it any wonder they collapse?

          They should realize that God is not only unhappy with the way they don't speak American English but also for the way they make their cheap and shoddy goods.
          We could easily get Messicans to make it here in the USA.

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          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324
              #4
              Re: God flexes his muscles

              A wise man builds his house upon a rock!
              Last edited by eliot mayfield; 05-16-2008, 11:03 AM.
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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