[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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When Satan has you bent over grabbing your ankles whilst he rams his HUMONGOUS barbed tallywhacker into your backside you will be calling out for JESUS and LBC!


Turn and burn. Turn and Burn

Don't forget to return the leaf blower you borrowed from Pastor Zeke. That would make you a thief... you are already a HELLbound sinner.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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So, I am leaving you all forever to join the Jehovah's Witnesses.

To think we once trusted you as a True Christian™.

You were never a real Christian with Jesus in your heart. If you had ever been sincere and asked Christ to guide your life, it would be impossible to abandon your personal relationship with our Lord.

Let this stand as an example of how wily and scheming the unsaved scum can be as they try to infiltrate and mock True Christianity™.

Enjoy hell, scumbag.

[Bob4God]

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Just think! All that time we've spent in Bible study with you gone to waste!

We could've been spending that time and energy on people who were serious about JESUS!

You know, I always liked you. I thought you were a bright young man with a bright future, but now you really leave me no choice but to despise you and make an example of you.

GOD is not mocked, kid.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Just to add some relief here in this time of sadness and anger

Who's in for making this day the official Burn the New World Translation Day?

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Is this the official JW dress code?

[James Hutchins]

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I suppose you are going to go 'all gay' now and have man sex because "your new Bible says anal penetration is good'.
Why you believe the nonsense printed words as gospel escapes me.

[BelieverInGod]

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I'm tired of you all, Landover! I'm tired of being trapped in this repressive society. I'm tired of being in a religion where the leaders are all powerful and cannot be questioned. Where they act like they represent God himself. Where everything about my life is scrutinized and controlled by the other members. Where I am taught to be judgmental, where they say only they have the truth and really understand the Bible, and that all other religions won't be saved. Where people who voice differing opinions or break the rules or God forbid decide to leave are ostracized and shunned.

So, I am leaving you all forever to join the Jehovah's Witnesses.

I've packed up my things and leaving Freehold. I'll be gone before sunrise. Don't worry, you'll never see me again!

And just as a reminder of me, I've left a copy of Alive! in each of your mailboxes. Enjoy.

Yet somehow you missed my house. Wonder why...





On a more serious Note. Remember to re-read Hebrews before you take the final plunge and sell your soul to Satan.

Hebrews 10:26-31 For if we sin wilfully after that we have received the knowledge of the truth, there remaineth no more sacrifice for sins,

27 But a certain fearful looking for of judgment and fiery indignation, which shall devour the adversaries.

28 He that despised Moses' law died without mercy under two or three witnesses:

29 Of how much sorer punishment, suppose ye, shall he be thought worthy, who hath trodden under foot the Son of God, and hath counted the blood of the covenant, wherewith he was sanctified, an unholy thing, and hath done despite unto the Spirit of grace?

30 For we know him that hath said, Vengeance belongeth unto me, I will recompense, saith the Lord. And again, The Lord shall judge his people.

31 It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Don't Jehovah's Witlesses pee sitting down, too?

[Mistress Cookie]

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Is there any planned protests and picketing outside the Kingdom Hall in Des Moines? I mean, can we really let someone leave us so easly?

He might not get very far. I think he's in for a surprise when he tries to withdraw his savings from Freehold Bank....

Account B63722195, is it?

.

[Ryan Gray]

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He might not get very far. I think he's in for a surprise when he tries to withdraw his savings from Freehold Bank....

Account B63722195, is it?

.

So, Freehold will take his money? Great way to promote your church

Thou shalt not steal.

[BelieverInGod]

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So, Freehold will take his money? Great way to promote your church

Thou shalt not steal.

Who's stealing what?

You atheists are always leaping to conclusions thinking you know everything and you're so smart.

Go take a look at your own bank agreement. I'll bet there's a clause in there that says that if you try and close your account it can be frozen for 30-90 days (depending on the bank).

[Ryan Gray]

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Who's stealing what?

You atheists are always leaping to conclusions thinking you know everything and you're so smart.

Go take a look at your own bank agreement. I'll bet there's a clause in there that says that if you try and close your account it can be frozen for 30-90 days (depending on the bank).

I don't know that, because I have no bank account.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I think that we should learn something from this traumatic experience. He must have been in league with Satan because he lied his way into True Christianity™.

John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

But who else is sheltering under the evil aegis of Satan? I'm not suggesting a witch hunt but was Heathen Basher alone? I don't want to suggest anything like there being so called 'Satan Cylons' in our midst but it makes you wonder if there are so called 'Satan Cylons' in our midst?

I don't want to suggest that Heathen Basher is the first bow shot across the bow of True Christianity™ but maybe Heathen Basher breaking cover is the first shot across the bow of True Christianity™?

An attempt to destroy goodness, purity and virginity? I'm not saying that; but I do worry about our friendly little island of calm in an ocean of blasphemous, evil, and probably anally oriented hate.

We may need to close rank and look after our little piece of Godlyness in the face of such trickery.

YIC

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I don't know that, because I have no bank account.

If you have no bank account how can you pontificate about money?

Mathew 6:5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

Hypocrite.

YIC

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Just a note to our Freehold citizens.

Because of the hostile remarks, here, Basher asked me for police protection until the move is completed.

I wanted everyone to know this request has been denied. It doesn't seem right to use public funds to protect someone who has rejected Jesus.

We have plenty to do protecting those who love Jesus.

Johny Joe Hold
Mayor