Oh Minnesota!!!!!

[Alterboy]

I am deeply disgusted as America loses another State to Satan and homersodomites!
As you probably know, Our beloved Michelle Bachmann's State of Minnesota is in the process of legalising homersodomite marriage!
Is this God's way of punisjhing us for not electing a God-fearing vessal of righteousness (Mrs. Bachmann) as president?

"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh" (Mark 10:7-8). One man. One woman.

Read more at http://www.christianpost.com/news/wo...0zW8WDQOzi0.99

That is what Jesus Himself had to say about marriage! Who are we to thwart His will?

As we see our heroes like the brilliant Bachmann's have their righteousness challenged in their own backyards, we must be reminded that the end times are very near!

Their could be married homersexuals moving in next to you and soon they'll be attempting to infiltrate our churches and forcing us to baptise their poodles and other small pets in the name of Christ!
Is nothing sacred anymore?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Oh Minnesota!!!!!

I am deeply disgusted as America loses another State to Satan and homersodomites!
As you probably know, Our beloved Michelle Bachmann's State of Minnesota is in the process of legalising homersodomite marriage!
Is this God's way of punisjhing us for not electing a God-fearing vessal of righteousness (Mrs. Bachmann) as president?

"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh" (Mark 10:7-8). One man. One woman.

Read more at http://www.christianpost.com/news/wo...0zW8WDQOzi0.99

That is what Jesus Himself had to say about marriage! Who are we to thwart His will?

As we see our heroes like the brilliant Bachmann's have their righteousness challenged in their own backyards, we must be reminded that the end times are very near!

Their could be married homersexuals moving in next to you and soon they'll be attempting to infiltrate our churches and forcing us to baptise their poodles and other small pets in the name of Christ!
Is nothing sacred anymore?

I'm afraid you are correct. The old Ice Berg state and symbol of contiguous northern frontier-ism has, for a long time now, been a cesspool for activist vaseline-smelling sodomites and mud-slime clerics who will stop at nothing to fly planes into America's towers. The end is getting closer of a certain (as confirmed by Scripture, 2 Tim. 3:1-5).

Pastor Ed

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Oh Minnesota!!!!!

I'm not a bit surprised. Most "people" in Minnesota are homosexual anyway.

When I chose to be queer, I spent my summers in Minneapolis because of the fair weather and abundance of homeless fags. It never took more than ten minutes to gather a van full of anonymous sissies and cart them back to my motel room for an all night 12-man daisy chain of filthy homo-rectal intercourse. I cannot recall a single evening with fewer than 8 strange men in my bed.

I think we should just write the state off. Build a 12 foot wall for the entire perimeter and keep the homofags isolated from normal people.

In Christ

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Oh Minnesota!!!!!

Indeed, Mr. Alterboy, we are living in dangerous times indeed.

(likely scenario playing across all Minnesota these days)

[Godfly]

Re: Oh Minnesota!!!!!

Don't worry too much about Minnesota. God and his heavenly butt enzymes will soon give the entire state AIDS.

http://www.businessinsider.com/mike-frey-testifies-on-gay-marriage-2013-3

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Oh Minnesota!!!!!

Minnesota has consistently been a haven for homer sodomy. The Minneapolis-St. Paul International airport bathroom is where Godly Republican U.S. Senator Larry Craig from the U.S. state of Idaho was lured into being falsely accused of homer butt sex while passing through the state - despite displaying a manly "wide stance" to ward off the homers.

Anyone that has the misfortune of having to use this airport should avoid this stall at all costs (its become a tourist attraction).

[Alterboy]

Re: Oh Minnesota!!!!!

Brother Harold homersodomy's loss is our gain when it comes to you! May you continue to spread God's word to those sinful sodomites and touch them all with Jesus's penetrating glory!
Amen!

[spunkunicorns]

Re: Oh Minnesota!!!!!

Brother Harold homersodomy's loss is our gain when it comes to you! May you continue to spread God's word to those sinful sodomites and touch them all with Jesus's penetrating glory!
Amen!

I don't know what you have against sodomy. It makes you ****** better.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Oh Minnesota!!!!!

I don't know what you have against sodomy...

What do you have against reading, learning, and NOT being ignorant?

Deuteronomy 23:17 "There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel."

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Oh Minnesota!!!!!

Don't worry too much about Minnesota. God and his heavenly butt enzymes will soon give the entire state AIDS.

http://www.businessinsider.com/mike-...arriage-2013-3

Yeah but then Obamanation will demand that we pay more taxes to take care of the entire state.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Oh Minnesota!!!!!

Doesn't surprise me that America's Finland wants gay "marriage", it is after all a state where 9.8% are Swedish, 17% are Norwegian, 11,9% are Irish and 38.6% are German, its a state of foreigners (mainly Scandinavian lutefisk munching and blubber chewing atheists) and not Americans! Should more be described as a colony of the damned Swiss rather than an American state. All the lutefisk eating has turned their brains mindless and Godless. Does this look like something an American would eat?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Oh Minnesota!!!!!

Ahhh.......

I had to eat Lutefisk every Christmas as a child. All that lye can't be good for someone.