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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #76
    Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

    Black + Jheri Curl =

    Do the math, Brother, before it is Too Late™

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    • Sionisx2
      On Probation
      • Feb 2008
      • 191

      #77
      Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

      Originally posted by SUV View Post
      Black + Jheri Curl =

      Do the math, Brother, before it is Too Late™

      You're really grasping at straws now.

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      • JawOfAnAss
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • May 2008
        • 313

        #78
        Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

        Originally posted by Sionisx2 View Post
        Haha, no, but I can see how you came to that conclusion. But no, I chose a mostly black outfit because the shop I was at at the time had just that color still in stock, and I was anxious to get out on the slopes. Besides, most normal snow suits are black/brown, you just see the fags or girls wearing pinks and other bright colors.
        So you top that getup with a black helmet?
        The phallinegroidhomoisms in skiing are amazing. Do you really want to promote such sodomistic pursuits?
        You're on the tram to hell.
        Judges 15:16
        And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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        • Sionisx2
          On Probation
          • Feb 2008
          • 191

          #79
          Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

          Originally posted by JawOfAnAss View Post
          So you top that getup with a black helmet?
          The phallinegroidhomoisms in skiing are amazing. Do you really want to promote such sodomistic pursuits?
          You're on the tram to hell.
          No it's actually a lighter shade of black, almost grey really, with white eye protection. Promote such sodomistic(is that even a word) pursuits? Haha, well, I'll stop skiing when the Bible says don't ski, in those two words. I can't see how you can think it's sodomistic(word again?) just because a few bad apples make it look out to be horrible doesn't mean it actually is. You're probably just fat and pick up too much momentum, then I wouldn't like skiing either.

          And just for kicks, You're on the highway to hell. also, I should make that a signature.

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          • JawOfAnAss
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • May 2008
            • 313

            #80
            Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

            Originally posted by Sionisx2 View Post
            No it's actually a lighter shade of black, almost grey really, with white eye protection.

            You're probably just fat and pick up too much momentum, then I wouldn't like skiing either.

            And just for kicks, You're on the highway to hell. also, I should make that a signature.
            So you look like a giant gray and black penis sliding away free-style.
            The only thing a saved person like myself might pick up from skiing is some STD from a homogueer ski "bum" ramming me from behind.
            You might call that momentum for YOUR AC/DC trip.
            Judges 15:16
            And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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            • Sionisx2
              On Probation
              • Feb 2008
              • 191

              #81
              Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

              Originally posted by JawOfAnAss View Post
              So you look like a giant gray and black penis sliding away free-style.
              The only thing a saved person like myself might pick up from skiing is some STD from a homogueer ski "bum" ramming me from behind.
              You might call that momentum for YOUR AC/DC trip.
              I laughed a little while reading that. How can one counter such an inane rebuttal one might ask... Well, that would be simple, use common sense, something you clearly lack.

              Ac/dc trip? When was rock music ever mentioned? Did you forget to take your meds or OD on them? It's incredible, really, that one could derive that skiing turns you gay; that argument, as I mentioned earlier, is absurd to a whole new level of idiocy.

              Next thing you know you'll be saying that playing games where you destroy the pixels that are shaped into the form of a sentient being turns you into a mass murderer in real life.

              Get a life.

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              • JawOfAnAss
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • May 2008
                • 313

                #82
                Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                Originally posted by Sionisx2 View Post
                highway to hell. also, I should make that a signature.
                YOU made the song reference.

                Even AC/DC knows what's up with skiing:



                Living easy, livin' free (reference to "freestyle")
                Season ticket (snowbird), on a one - way ride (common snowboard and skiing terminology)
                Asking nothing, leave me be
                Taking everything in my stride
                Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
                Ain't nothing I would rather do
                Going down, party time (apres ski)
                My friends are gonna be there too

                I'm on the highway to hell
                Highway to hell
                I'm on the highway to hell
                Highway to hell



                Kinda sums it up.
                Judges 15:16
                And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                • Sionisx2
                  On Probation
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 191

                  #83
                  Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                  Please do us a favor and stop posting rubbish. I was in no way referring to ac/dc's song highway to hell when I typed that, is it my fault that was the first thing that popped into your head? Try thinking before typing, you may actually form a coherent argument.

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                  • JawOfAnAss
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2008
                    • 313

                    #84
                    Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                    Originally posted by Sionisx2 View Post
                    Please do us a favor and stop posting rubbish. I was in no way referring to ac/dc's song highway to hell when I typed that, is it my fault that was the first thing that popped into your head? Try thinking before typing, you may actually form a coherent argument.
                    Lordy Lordy, the indiana flatlander is giving me a lecture on skiing
                    Post a video of your Indiana ski trip highlights. 100 feet of vertical on an ice covered garbage dump.
                    At least you have a strong grip for the rope tows from your self flagellation.
                    Skiing didn't turn you gay. You're just a homo who picked an appropriate sport.
                    Judges 15:16
                    And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                    • JawOfAnAss
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2008
                      • 313

                      #85
                      Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                      Indiana/China skiing





                      Sodoslanteyemistic sled perving:





                      Wonder if they serve Flied Lice in hell?
                      Judges 15:16
                      And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                      • Crushed Rock!
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2008
                        • 6

                        #86
                        Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                        My days you lot are more stupid than i thought, i mean you follow the Bible right? so show the passage that says "thou shalt not Ski' its just a sport like American Football or baseball.

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                        • Sionisx2
                          On Probation
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 191

                          #87
                          Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                          Originally posted by JawOfAnAss View Post
                          Lordy Lordy, the indiana flatlander is giving me a lecture on skiing
                          Post a video of your Indiana ski trip highlights. 100 feet of vertical on an ice covered garbage dump.
                          At least you have a strong grip for the rope tows from your self flagellation.
                          Skiing didn't turn you gay. You're just a homo who picked an appropriate sport.
                          Now that I've come back from my 3 day vacation I can reply.

                          While Indiana doesn't have the mountains that Montana or Colorado have, we do have some decent "hills" that make for about 600-1100 ft. summits. Some man made ski resorts exceed that even. For the most part anything that has to do with skiing is in southern Indiana, which is the hilliest part of the state.

                          I'm not a die hard skier, as in I don't travel out of state to do any of it, but it is nice to travel two hours south to ski a little with some friends.

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449

                            #88
                            Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                            Originally posted by Sionisx2 View Post
                            travel two hours south to ski a little with some friends.
                            That's just disgusting and sick friend.

                            Psalm 51:7
                            Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • Sionisx2
                              On Probation
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 191

                              #89
                              Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                              Lol, yeah I mean, going by yourself is so much more fun. Then I wouldn't have anyone to make fun of when they fall halfway down the hill

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                              • SUV
                                True Christian™ Princess
                                The Driving Force behind RA12
                                Have at it, anytime!
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 11027

                                #90
                                Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                That's just disgusting and sick friend.
                                Isn't it, Brother WO?

                                No wonder so many of our True Christian Pastors occasionally "fall off the wagon." I mean, being exposed to filth like this every day?!

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