Idea for a new badge

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Scripture Twister

This would be an appropriate badge for the God-mocking "Christians" who come here and try to twist scripture to prove their ill-conceived arguments.

Twister, of course, is a tool of satan designed to evoke un-Godly desires in its players and to initiate unnatural sexual acts of unspeakable depravity. This makes it doubly appropriate for the Bible-twisting "Christians" who are also, unwillingly, doing the work of satan!

[Holly Graham]

Re: Idea for a new badge

Scripture Twister

This would be an appropriate badge for the God-mocking "Christians" who come here and try to twist scripture to prove their ill-conceived arguments.

Twister, of course, is a tool of satan designed to evoke un-Godly desires in its players and to initiate unnatural sexual acts of unspeakable depravity. This makes it doubly appropriate for the Bible-twisting "Christians" who are also, unwillingly, doing the work of satan!

Amen! I like!

[Nobar King]

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The icon needs to be 19 pixels so I would guess that it looks like some kind of imaginary atomic structure.

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

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The icon needs to be 19 pixels so I would guess that it looks like some kind of imaginary atomic structure.

Ah, that's disappointing but thanks for the heads up.

[Nobar King]

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I use improved google image search to find some icons.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I would never play Twister

And it amazes me when I read the rubbish these scripturetwisters come up with. I will even try an example, how they must think.

1. This is what I want it to say,
2. therefore that is what these words mean;
3. in which case it really doesn't matter which verse you pick does it.

EXAMPLE 1

• Lesbians so are kewl
• ROMANS 1:24, 26b Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
• See? That means God is OK with wsw

EXAMPLE 2

• I will put on these red latex pedalpushers 3 sizes too small for me and go down the docks tonight
• II CHRONICLES 36:5–6a Jehoiakim was twenty and five years old when he began to reign, and he reigned eleven years in Jerusalem: and he did that which was evil in the sight of the LORD his God. Against him came up Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon, and bound him in fetters
• Bondage tricks will be on the table, God does not judge personal choices as long as they are choices.

EXAMPLE 3

• I don't have a bus so I will steal one
• LAMENTATIONS 5:13 They took the young men to grind, and the children fell under the wood.
• Which means that since a bus is public property stealing it is not theft. God says so right there in Lamentations.

Well, I could go on like this all day. The heathen just can't wait to start bending over exhibiting underwear and Twister is everything they could wish for (in that respect; they still want to get drunk like monkeys, hang out in opium dens, brothels and crackhouses of course where no doubt they paint Twister on the floor, and Ludo it makes me sick just thinking about it) I think I'd better go and do some gardening.

even their own British Medical Journal knows that

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That Twister is a sex orgy game played by perverts and made by joos.

[Mary Thompson]

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We already have the 'cherry picker' badge, shouldn't that cover twisting scripture too?

[Faith_Machine]

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SeekingEnlightenment, you've got a good head on your shoulders! I think Scripture Twister and Cherry Picker are two different things, so there could definitely be a possible use for this new badge. I'll leave it to three pastors to decide, naturally.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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That Twister is a sex orgy game played by perverts and made by joos.

I remember hearing about a perverted teenager who died of asphyxiation while slathered up in baby oil, naked as a jaybird while playing Twister with two other naked boys.

You can gaur-on-tee Satan has him all twisted up like a pretzel, raping him over and over with his 13-foot, giant, barbed tallywhacker at this very moment!

[Mistress Cookie]

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Scripture Twister

This would be an appropriate badge for the God-mocking "Christians" who come here and try to twist scripture to prove their ill-conceived arguments.

Brother Enlightenment, I think this is a marvelous badge for the Pastors and Male Elders to consider adding to the lineup.

The wonderful thing about your nominated badge is not only does it brand the poster as untrustworthy...but it also publicly shames them with that childish gameboard image.

Because non-Believers who don't respect God™s word, and insist on twisting it, are childish....and we know it.

Let the world see...
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[Faith_Machine]

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Since the Twister graphic won't scale well to a 19X19 size, maybe we could use an image of a little Bible that's been physically twisted?

[Mistress Cookie]

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...maybe we could use an image of a little Bible that's been physically twisted?

That just might make me sick in my mouth a little...

Sorry...
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[Faith_Machine]

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How about one page being physically twisted?

[Mistress Cookie]

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I don't know...

Would that be sacrilegious?


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