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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329
    #16
    Re: ADHD

    Originally posted by Mad European View Post
    ADHD does not necessarily mean you are dumb, just short attention span. Albert Einstein had ADHD, and he is one of the most intelligent people to walk the earth.
    I agree with you completely. I have no doubt that Albert Einstein failed to understand the theory of Heaven and Hell, which is why he is in Hell today. The problem is, Jesus doesn't excuse smart folks from doing dumb things just because they have a short attention span. Short attention span can be easily corrected with a ruler, belt, car antenna, hair brush, ping pong paddle, cricket bat, yard stick, buggy whip, willow branch, razor strap, extension cord, cane, rug beater, egg whisk, serving spoon, etc...

    I can turn any brat's bad report card into straight "A"s using a proven age old technique invented by GOD! And any child that needs tranquilizers to sit still just doesn't have enough chores!
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555
        #17
        Re: ADHD

        Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
        I agree with you completely. I have no doubt that Albert Einstein failed to understand the theory of Heaven and Hell, which is why he is in Hell today. The problem is, Jesus doesn't excuse smart folks from doing dumb things just because they have a short attention span. Short attention span can be easily corrected with a ruler, belt, car antenna, hair brush, ping pong paddle, cricket bat, yard stick, buggy whip, willow branch, razor strap, extension cord, cane, rug beater, egg whisk, serving spoon, etc...

        I can turn any brat's bad report card into straight "A"s using a proven age old technique invented by GOD! And any child that needs tranquilizers to sit still just doesn't have enough chores!
        Amen Mother G! Tell it like it is!! GLORY!!


        ...I'm not sure what you mean by a "cricket bat" though. Does Elmer use a bat to squash crickets these days?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Glendora Christianson
            Spiritual Mother of LBC
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2329
            #18
            Re: ADHD

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            ...I'm not sure what you mean by a "cricket bat" though. Does Elmer use a bat to squash crickets these days?
            The Cricket Bat is one of very few worthwhile things introduced by the British (save a few leaky cars). Of course, we should never participate in any European sports as they encourage homosexuality and communism. But a Cricket Bat makes such an excellent corporal punishment device that it is a worthwhile purchase.
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            Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555
                #19
                Re: ADHD

                Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                The Cricket Bat is one of very few worthwhile things introduced by the British. Of course, we should never participate in any European sports as they encourage homosexuality and communism. But a Cricket Bat makes such an excellent corporal punishment device that it is a worthwhile purchase.
                Hey! Thanks for that Mother G! I have something to add to my personal collection of paddles and other spanking implements.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Buford T Scoggins
                    Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 911
                    #20
                    Re: ADHD

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Hey! Thanks for that Mother G! I have something to add to my personal collection of paddles and other spanking implements.
                    You all might want to know that there is a web site devoted just to this issue. Check out:

                    http://spanking.com


                    I never knew that discipline could be so much fun.

                    YIC,
                    Buford
                    yours in Christ,
                    Brother Buford

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