ADHD

[Mad European]

I have been diagnosed with ADHD for some time now,and I have been told it makes me posessed by demons, is there any way I can get rid of it? It hasbeen hindering me for some time, with concentration problems and emnotional difficulties and such, so ihave mostly learned to live with it, but is there any way it can be got rid of?

If it is demons, what do they look like? Iwouldvery much like a reply from Justina Thyme, as she seems to be the residentail demon expert.

[Mad European]

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Sorry for all the spelling mistakes, i just realised how bad it is. College keyboards dont work too well.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I have been diagnosed with ADHD for some time now,and I have been told it makes me posessed by demons, is there any way I can get rid of it? It hasbeen hindering me for some time, with concentration problems and emnotional difficulties and such, so ihave mostly learned to live with it, but is there any way it can be got rid of?

If it is demons, what do they look like? Iwouldvery much like a reply from Justina Thyme, as she seems to be the residentail demon expert.

Oh, it's you again.

First off, you'll need to tithe. Sister Justina doesn't work for free, nor do any of our demonbusters.

That's what the Paypal button is for, pal.

[Dr. Laurie PHD]

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Sorry, I lost interest after the first sentence. If you didn't want AHDD, why did you join the army in the first place?

[Eugene Hackwith]

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My advice to parents who have children that have ADHD is to give them a stern beating until they learn to pay attention and settle down. Obviously your parents didn't love you enough to give preemptive beatings that might have kept something like this from happening.

[VictoryOS]

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My advice to parents who have children that have ADHD is to give them a stern beating until they learn to pay attention and settle down. Obviously your parents didn't love you enough to give preemptive beatings that might have kept something like this from happening.

AMEN Brother Hackwith. There's no problem a child can have that can't be cured with the back of a hand, the toe of a boot, a belt, or a switch from the weeping willow tree. Of course, the liberals want us to coddle our children so they'll grow up to be demoncrat-voting hell-bound pansy boy homers and carpet king lesbians.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I see you’re from England and worse still, Norfolk. What you describe is not ADHD; it is NFN (Normal For Norfolk.)


The county has ½ million inhabitants and only 5 family names. Norfolk’s major crop is turnips and that is also the staple diet. There seems to be no minerals in the drinking water to aid brain development.

You complain about your college keyboard – your difficulties are probably due to your having more than the average number of fingers on each hand.

Further, The Duke of Norfolk is well known as the leading Catlik in England – it is thus within his interests to keep the IQ level down to something a little above cattle, otherwise his serfs will see the Light of Protestantism.

I do not hold out much hope for your Salvation™.

[Buford T Scoggins]

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ADHD is God's punishment against fags and Africans. The only solution is abstinence-only sex education. Condoms do NOT work.

If you're ADHD-positive, your only hope is to pray to Jesus (though I've heard rumors that sex with a virgin can bring about a cure).

YIC,
Buford

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I see you’re from England and worse still, Norfolk. What you describe is not ADHD; it is NFN (Normal For Norfolk.)


The county has ½ million inhabitants and only 5 family names. Norfolk’s major crop is turnips and that is also the staple diet. There seems to be no minerals in the drinking water to aid brain development.

You complain about your college keyboard – your difficulties are probably due to your having more than the average number of fingers on each hand.

Further, The Duke of Norfolk is well known as the leading Catlik in England – it is thus within his interests to keep the IQ level down to something a little above cattle, otherwise his serfs will see the Light of Protestantism.

I do not hold out much hope for your Salvation™.

Amen Brother Bathfire, the ADHD symptoms are a misdiagnosis and the culture of political correctness has done much harm in hiding the truth about what has increasingly become known as the Norfolk Syndrome. Trying to help the "self-esteem" of Norfolk residents and their descendents has done a great deal of harm. While ADHD is thought to affect between 3-5% of the world's population, Landover Baptist University Research has uncovered the disturbing fact that all of them can be traced to Norfolk.

[Mad European]

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So me being from Norfolk gives me ADHD? Thats a pretty far out claim. Can you back it up with some evidence perhaps? I'm not actually from Norfolk by the way, my mother is from Yorkshire and my Father from Bedfordshire, so i do not come under the incest category that many people here have. In my village however we have a saying that the only virgins are the girls that run faster than their brothers.

[Talitha]

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So me being from Norfolk gives me ADHD? Thats a pretty far out claim. Can you back it up with some evidence perhaps? I'm not actually from Norfolk by the way, my mother is from Yorkshire and my Father from Bedfordshire, so i do not come under the incest category that many people here have. In my village however we have a saying that the only virgins are the girls that run faster than their brothers.

Is your Village aware that their idiot has access to a Computer?
I understand that all British villages have at least one idiot. We get quite a few Posting here for some unknown reason.

[Mad European]

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There are many idiots in my village, and most have computers. As much as you would like to insult me and call me the village idiot, I'm afraid I'm going to have to dissapoint you, as there are considerably dumber people than me in this village. ADHD does not necessarily mean you are dumb, just short attention span. Albert Einstein had ADHD, and he is one of the most intelligent people to walk the earth.

[Talitha]

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There are many idiots in my village, and most have computers. As much as you would like to insult me and call me the village idiot, I'm afraid I'm going to have to dissapoint you, as there are considerably dumber people than me in this village. ADHD does not necessarily mean you are dumb, just short attention span. Albert Einstein had ADHD, and he is one of the most intelligent people to walk the earth.

Call it by whatever fancy name you want. It still makes someone with this "ADHD" a Mong.
Even if your name is Einstein. Sounds a bit Jewish to me.

[VictoryOS]

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...there are considerably dumber people than me in this village.

Frightening.

[Susie]

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I think ADHD is just an excuse to take drugs.