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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Eustace Jones!

    BLESSINGS on
    Your Special
    Day!


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  • Pastor Ed Lowman
    Southern Hospitality Exemplified
    Always kind and loving
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2011
    • 1838

    #2
    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Eustace Jones!

    Happy Birthday, Brother Jones. Jesus' light shines brightly within you.

    Pastor Ed

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    • Pim Pendergast
      PHD - Theophysicist
      Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2012
      • 3103

      #3
      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Eustace Jones!

      Happy birthday, mate! Many happy returns of the day.
      sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063

        #4
        Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Eustace Jones!

        Such a shame that Jesus has not called you to His bosom. I'm sure you can't wait!

        I often think about how Jesus will kill me: will it be a train wreck, will I drown, be raped (anally) to death, passed around from raging homer to raging homer until I bleed (anally) to death or be burnt to death in a circus incident? I think about how much Jesus suffered in the cross and I hope my own death is as meaningful to humanity.

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • bioggy
          Forum Member, suspected foreigner
          Forum Member
          • May 2013
          • 53

          #5
          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Eustace Jones!

          Happy birthday Mr Jones, I hope you have a great day and that your happy Jesus has Blessed You with a year of good health and hopefully another year of good health.

          YIC

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #6
            Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Eustace Jones!

            Happy Birthday Mr. Jones. May Jesus take the time to give you what you so richly deserve.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Eustace Jones
              Forum Member, on leave in Bogota
              • May 2013
              • 47

              #7
              I am now 60 years old.

              I am 60. I still have a lot to learn though and feel that my time grows shorter with each passing day. I try my hardest to follow the KJV but understand there are some missteps on my journey. I am unworthy I feel with my two recent slip ups. Landover, I feel that I have failed you. Brother Porter, I am grateful for you to correct me, however. I am going to do some work on a christian missionary in Egypt to try to help people see the true way so I am taking a leave from the United States for a while. I will, however, try to stay in touch. I feel that if I join this missionary and help people convert to Christianity and save their souls that I will cleanse my soul of the wrongdoings that I have committed. Bless everyone in Landover! I'll document everything that is happening over in Egypt while I do missionary work as well and share with you my personal journal entries. May Jesus Christ and God bless every single one of you.

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