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HAVE A MOST
BLESSSED DAY ON THIS,
THE ANNIVERSARY THAT
GOD CREATED YOU!
BLESSSED DAY ON THIS,
THE ANNIVERSARY THAT
GOD CREATED YOU!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Mary Etheldreda!
Blessed birthday, Sister Mary!"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11). -
Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Mary Etheldreda!
Happy Birthday, Mrs. Etheldreda!
What are your going to do for your husband sons on this special day?Attached FilesIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Mary Etheldreda!
I am not going to give her any presents until her husband gives me back my chainsaw. How long can it take to cut down a few trees.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Mary Etheldreda!
A most blessed birthday to you, Sister!Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Mary Etheldreda!
Happy Birthday, Mary.
Luke 1:42: "Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb."
Pastor Ed
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Mary Etheldreda!
Thank you, Mr. Hutchens. I spent the day preparing for Mr. Etheldreda's favorite dish, turducken. There are three kinds of potatoes, and a modest salad. The pies will follow, of course.Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Thank you Sister!Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View PostHAVE A MOST
BLESSSED DAY ON THIS,
THE ANNIVERSARY THAT
GOD CREATED YOU!
That video is so cute! It reminds me of when my babies were just wee little babies and how terrified I was that perhaps Jesus would return before they had a chance to confess and repent of their sinful ways and accept Him as their Lord and Savior. But merciful Jesus waited until each one of them did, Praise God! So now I can sleep at night (well, so long as nothing suggests their baptisms didn't take and that they are really only professing a faith in Jesus but their hearts aren't genuinely in it, but I have to stop now because I can feel my heart racing and my palms getting clammy again so I should go pray and pray hard for my wee, sweet babies, that Jesus really and truly DID come into their lives and not just in an imaginary way but a real way).
Thank you, dear Sister!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Mary Etheldreda!
Oh the LORD has indeed blessed me on this very day! Instead of being unfathomably punished in a most horrible manner (justly, of course) for all the many sins I've committed back before I was Born Again and worthy of the LORD to consider, I have been Redeemed! I don't get what I deserve because JESUS is so MERCIFUL to me! Thank you my dear Brother in Christ, but ALL the glory goes to God!Originally posted by ExGay Alex View PostHello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Mary Etheldreda!
Oh, this is so awkward. I thought Mr. Etheldreda returned it to you a month or so ago. He told me you were in Las Vegas on am Emergency Mission Errand due to something so-called "president" Obama did, which was why he had to go there for a long weekend. He came back terribly weakened and worn out and explained he had been looking for you but the desert sun must have drained him. I thought he found you after all but I must have misunderstood him. I hate being such a burden to him, he's such a kind man to keep coming back to such an embarrassing wife.Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
Oh, but I'm sorry to burden you with my foolishness! Please accept my sincerest apologies and allow me to purchase a new chainsaw with my allowance for the summer.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Mary Etheldreda!
Thank you dear! It has been a most blessed birthday for me! The LORD in Heaven smiles upon me and has spared me the suffering I so justly deserve for having been born an unrepentant sinner and embracing this sinful lifestyle and rebelling against Him for so many years!Originally posted by Mary Thompson View PostHello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Mary Etheldreda!
Oh Thank You, Pastor! This means so much to me because it is so true! I am truly blessed because the LORD has deigned to provide my lowly womb with a fruitful purpose!Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
Praise Jesus!
\0/Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Mary Etheldreda!
Happy Birthday, my Sister in Christ!
I have been in prayer all day that God would make your special day fag-free. I know how it upsets you to see those that would make Jesus weep when they wave their genitals in His face, as the homo agenda demands.
Here's to a day without aggressive queer intimidation and their filthy colons full of diseased fag baby-batter!
In HimMatthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
You are such a wonderful mother, Sister Mary! You are very fortunate that GOD has blessed you with so many little "blessings".
Say, I always thought that until kids were 18 that parents were also held responsible for the children's fate. But you are such a wonderful mom, I'm sure non of your actions would get any of your kids sent to HELL.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Mary Etheldreda!
Oh Brother, it does! It brings me to tears, it brings me to my knees every time! I just can't help but see my Sweet Redeemer strapped to the pillar, taking the whips, the taunts, the jeers, and the abuse that was prophesied about him for the sake of those who would but only believe that He really did exists in spite of the glaring lack of evidence: that He really was crucified despite the lack of any historical corroboration; and that He really was Resurrected; and that He really ascended up through the clouds, straight through the atmosphere, into deep space, and right on to Heaven to be seated at the Right Hand of the Father who is -fralso miraculously Himself! And instead of even considering believing this, the Gay Agenda brainwashes youngsters to instead mock the Sweet Baby Jesus by doing the most disgusting things imaginable with their bodies! Oh goodness, how can the Good Shepherd stand it? How can He stand the blasphemy against His most Perfect Goodness? How does it not tear His Perfect Heart right out?Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
Oh, and thank you for the birthday wishes! It was truly good day. I didn't weep for the Sweet Infant Jesus who suffers with every act of anal sex, and these tears don't count. I will not cry. I will not cry. I will not cry.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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