[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: What does your Christian College have to offer?

I'll take that as a yes to your conception as result of a truckstop gangbang, Clarence.

You would be incorrect, Jenny. My father walked out on us when I was 7. He never paid child support and I never saw him again until I was 12. He popped up now and again. Haven't seen him since my mother moved us to Des Monies, when I was 15, to be closer to her family.

So how is life treating you? You seem to have a lot of pent up anger that you are venting my way. Is everything OK? Need a shoulder to cry on? Christ is moving me to comfort the downtrodden wretches.

[JennyD]

Re: What does your Christian College have to offer?

You would be incorrect, Jenny. My father walked out on us when I was 7. He never paid child support and I never saw him again until I was 12. He popped up now and again. Haven't seen him since my mother moved us to Des Monies, when I was 15, to be closer to her family.

So how is life treating you? You seem to have a lot of pent up anger that you are venting my way. Is everything OK? Need a shoulder to cry on? Christ is moving me to comfort the downtrodden wretches.

To be honest, Clarence, I'm having a very hard time believing that a foul-mouthed and violent WOW addict such as yourself would be able to even get into LBU, much less have any interest in anything which does not provide immediate gratification -- like Christian coursework. I've yet to see any Christian action or word from you.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: What does your Christian College have to offer?

To be honest, Zephyrn, I'm having a very hard time believing that a foul-mouthed and violent WOW addict such as yourself would be able to even get into LBU, much less have any interest in anything which does not provide immediate gratification -- like Christian coursework. I've yet to see any Christian action or word from you.

I gave up WOW months ago, woman. Violence is the way of our Lord. And I am hardly foul mouthed. So the idiotic brain fart you're having has lead you to believe that I do not act Christian is what is troubling you? YOU fear for the safety of MY eternal soul? How... sweet of you. Even if you are mistaken.

Do you know how many goths, emos, and other faggots I have stumped into the ground in the name of Christ?

Do you know how many uppity atheists, science geeks, and liberals I have throat chopped for Christ's sake?

Do you know how many nignogs I have roundhouse kicked for getting just a little too close to the white female students with baby Jesus in my heart?

Do you know how many faculty and staff members I have rebuked and publicly condemned because it is Christ's will?

Do you know how many stinking camel jockeys I beat down after 911 because of my love for Jesus and His country?

How does one act Christian in your opinion? I find my actions very Christ-like.

Sadly, as of my 18th birthday I am subject to real secular law and can be charged as an adult.

[Nobar King]

Re: What does your Christian College have to offer?

None?

[JennyD]

Re: What does your Christian College have to offer?

I gave up WOW months ago, woman.

That explains the gay-mer avatar.

Do you know how many . . .

What, did you switch to the Left Behind video game, Clarabelle?

None?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: What does your Christian College have to offer?

My father walked out on us when I was 7. He never paid child support and I never saw him again until I was 12. He popped up now and again.

Boy,

Not at all surprising. He was able to see what you would eventually become. He apparently checked a few times just to see how far downhill you actually went.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: What does your Christian College have to offer?

Well! Back on topic, if only briefly: Landover Baptist University is guaranteed by our Lord Jesus Christ Himself to be 100% DEMON-FREE. Can any other place of learning match that?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: What does your Christian College have to offer?

Well! Back on topic, if only briefly: Landover Baptist University is guaranteed by our Lord Jesus Christ Himself to be 100% DEMON-FREE. Can any other place of learning match that?

Sister Justina, I truly wish I had known about LBU all those years ago when I attended University. Fighting off Demons was a continual effort and while that struggle made me a better Christian it would have been unnecessary at LBU. Praise!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: What does your Christian College have to offer?

You would be incorrect, Jenny. My father walked out on us when I was 7. He never paid child support and I never saw him again until I was 12. He popped up now and again. Haven't seen him since my mother moved us to Des Monies, when I was 15, to be closer to her family.

So how is life treating you? You seem to have a lot of pent up anger that you are venting my way. Is everything OK? Need a shoulder to cry on? Christ is moving me to comfort the downtrodden wretches.

Whoa! Time out. Let's put the pieces together.

1.) When you first came here you said you were born in Detroit.
2.) Your father abandoned you at a young age.
3.) You're a lowlife thug who beats up on small children
4.) You're a foul mouthed punk.
5.) You like to beat up on women.

Let me guess. You eat watermelon 7 days a week and think Red Lobster is a fancy high class restaurant? Do you have spinning rims as well? If not, and you have normal hub caps, did you steal them from a godly white person?



Sister Talitha, is this boy you've been tutoring a buck nigra? Perhaps it would be best if this boy consider attending the Ex-Negro Academy before we jump the gun and send him off the LBU. And could you be so careless? How did you keep this buck from raping you?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: What does your Christian College have to offer?

That explains the gay-mer avatar.


What, did you switch to the Left Behind video game, Zephyrn?

Look, Jenny, I was courting Tali at the time. So don't look at it as a rejection. I know you females are really sensitive about that kinda stuff so it was really surprising to me that you would make a move like you did. Typical chicks just drop hints and wait for the guy to make the first move. I admire your courage. Under different circumstances things might have turned out differently. How long are you going to hold this grudge against me? Let me know when you get over it.

If not, and you have normal hub caps, did you steal them from a godly white person?

Then I sure as f*ck didn't steal them from your monkey ass, blackie.

[JennyD]

Re: What does your Christian College have to offer?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: What does your Christian College have to offer?

~sigh~

The poor girl has finally lost it...

So sad

[JennyD]

Re: What does your Christian College have to offer?

~sigh~

The poor girl has finally lost it...


So sad

No, you're just so FUNNY!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: What does your Christian College have to offer?

No, you're just so FUNNY!

Oh, so you haven't lost it...

You just can't think of anything witty to say.


I guess the pain is finally surfacing. Let it out. You felt rejected, questioned your femininity, and thought you might be unattractive. I do not play the field(I was courting Tali), you are very feminine, and very pretty. You must spend hours at the gym to maintain that body. So cheer up. I'm sure all the christian lads are constantly fighting each other to win the honor of courting you.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: What does your Christian College have to offer?

I have been enrolled at LBU!!! Thanks to everyone who has given me assistance with this issue. Especially you, Tali. I'll be starting off with just a few basic courses: Paulian Philosophy, Creation Science, Introspective Psychology, and Church Management. I wasn't expecting to have to go to this 6 week summer introductory course starting at the end of the month, but oh well.