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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #31
    Witchy can't substantiate anything because he is banned.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Witch Hammer
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 1717

      #32
      Originally posted by witchy1 View Post
      The Old Testament does not say "SATAN".
      Did you read Brother V's post, slattern? IN YOUR FACE!!! Now go away and be stupid somewhere else.

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      • Witch Hammer
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 1717

        #33
        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        Witchy can't substantiate anything because he is banned.
        Praise The Lord!

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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #34
          Originally posted by witchy1 View Post
          I would like to tell you all that I make mistakes in my typing. I'm sorry' I am bkind abd it sucks. I just found out the first1st of august, So. I will seem stuoid to many of you.
          Thank God he's banned. I mean he's blind and he only realized that six weeks ago? What kind of retard is that?

          Dean

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #35
            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
            Thank God he's banned. I mean he's blind and he only realized that six weeks ago? What kind of retard is that?

            Dean
            A super tard?

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            • Witch Hammer
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 1717

              #36
              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              A super tard?

              ROTFLWJ!! Surely God created the mentally retarded specifically for our amusement! Praise!!

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              • MoonFlower
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 522

                #37
                Awwww, he's so cuuuuute! I love special people.
                You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                • Brother_Mike
                  True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 105

                  #38
                  Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                  Awwww, he's so cuuuuute! I love special people.
                  Do you say that to yourself everytime you look in the mirror?
                  Me
                  Got Jesus?

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #39
                    Originally posted by Brother_Mike View Post
                    Do you say that to yourself everytime you look in the mirror?
                    Don't be ridiculous Brother Mike. Filthy flea-bag hippies don't even know what a mirror is.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • MoonFlower
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 522

                      #40
                      Originally posted by Brother_Mike View Post
                      Do you say that to yourself everytime you look in the mirror?

                      Actually, yes I do!

                      And I don't have fleas Zeke. I'm sure to put on my monthly Advantage to prevent them.

                      Moon
                      You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                      • Bruce the witch
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 8

                        #41
                        I"m back. With vengance. I"ve read the Book of Lies that you all recommended. It's still a book of lies.
                        And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #42
                          Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                          Actually, yes I do!

                          And I don't have fleas Zeke. I'm sure to put on my monthly Advantage to prevent them.

                          Moon
                          Uh...moonhead, that stuff is for dogs. Did you know that? The reason you keep getting fleas is that you cavort with forest animals.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Jesus is Lord
                            Devout seeker of the Truth™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 639

                            #43
                            Lies? LIES?! The Bible is no book of lies! It is the Truth! Saying the Bible lies is saying that the one who wrote it, God, lies and God does not lie.

                            Repent, sinner! TURN OR BURN! Give up your evil wiccan ways, accept Jesus Christ into your heart as your Saviour and Tithe to His Favorite Church, Landover Baptist! If you don't He will cast you into Hell where you will be tortured by Satan for all eternity.
                            The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                            Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #44
                              Originally posted by witchy1 View Post
                              I"m back. With vengance. I"ve read the Book of Lies that you all recommended. It's still a book of lies.
                              Ok, go ahead and list the first 20 lies. We'll deal with them one at a time, demon. In the great and immortal words of our Godly GWB:

                              BRING IT ON!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Bruce the witch
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 8

                                #45
                                So witch is it? Did Eve,{the women of all SINS} come to life from dust or a bloody rib?
                                And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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