[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Kjv1881

Both. FIRST God created Adam from dust. THEN He created Eve from Adam's rib.

Genesis 2:20-22 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

And you just KNOW that God created her to be the perfect wife. She must have been an excellent cook, thorough house-cleaner, obedient servant, and quite the looker as well. Unlike the unsaved trash of today, who smart mouth their husbands and even refuse to fetch him another cold one.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Kjv1881

So witch is it? Did Eve,{the women of all SINS} come to life from dust or a bloody rib?

Both. FIRST God created Adam from dust. THEN He created Eve from Adam's rib.

Genesis 2:20-22 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

So witch is it? Did Eve,{the women of all SINS} come to life from dust or a bloody rib?

You will need to post in American if you desire to be understood. You will also need to post exact quotations from "that book" you claim to have read: The Holy KJV1611 Bible.

Are you wanting to ask about witches? The slattern lilith might be able to help turn you into a frog.

[Bruce the witch]

So witch is it? Did Eve,{the women of all SINS} come to life from dust or a bloody rib?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I"m back. With vengance. I"ve read the Book of Lies that you all recommended. It's still a book of lies.

Ok, go ahead and list the first 20 lies. We'll deal with them one at a time, demon. In the great and immortal words of our Godly GWB:

BRING IT ON!

[Jesus is Lord]

Lies? LIES?! The Bible is no book of lies! It is the Truth! Saying the Bible lies is saying that the one who wrote it, God, lies and God does not lie.

Repent, sinner! TURN OR BURN! Give up your evil wiccan ways, accept Jesus Christ into your heart as your Saviour and Tithe to His Favorite Church, Landover Baptist! If you don't He will cast you into Hell where you will be tortured by Satan for all eternity.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Actually, yes I do!

And I don't have fleas Zeke. I'm sure to put on my monthly Advantage to prevent them.

Moon

Uh...moonhead, that stuff is for dogs. Did you know that? The reason you keep getting fleas is that you cavort with forest animals.

[Bruce the witch]

I"m back. With vengance. I"ve read the Book of Lies that you all recommended. It's still a book of lies.

[MoonFlower]

Do you say that to yourself everytime you look in the mirror?

Actually, yes I do!

And I don't have fleas Zeke. I'm sure to put on my monthly Advantage to prevent them.

Moon

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Do you say that to yourself everytime you look in the mirror?

Don't be ridiculous Brother Mike. Filthy flea-bag hippies don't even know what a mirror is.

[Brother_Mike]

Awwww, he's so cuuuuute! I love special people.

Do you say that to yourself everytime you look in the mirror?

[MoonFlower]

Awwww, he's so cuuuuute! I love special people.

[Witch Hammer]

A super tard?

ROTFLWJ!! Surely God created the mentally retarded specifically for our amusement! Praise!!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Thank God he's banned. I mean he's blind and he only realized that six weeks ago? What kind of retard is that?

Dean

A super tard?

[Deaner]

I would like to tell you all that I make mistakes in my typing. I'm sorry' I am bkind abd it sucks. I just found out the first1st of august, So. I will seem stuoid to many of you.

Thank God he's banned. I mean he's blind and he only realized that six weeks ago? What kind of retard is that?

Dean