[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

Why, Reverend, that sounds like a little bit of Heaven on Earth!

Indeed it is, Miss Thyme!

If you're ever in Indiana, you should stop by when we "graduate" a "class". We always have a wonderful church barbeque, where our church members can sample the final product, make any selections they wish for their own home or business before "graduates" are sent to the city for market, and of course pick the brains of the heads of the class!

Mmmmm, barbeque!

[Brother_Percy]

Re: How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

The homeless can come to our shelter, get a bath, get some good food, and hear some Scripture. Some find it very enlightening and decide to become Saved©!

Praise Brother Rodimer! You are more tolerant than me. The last homeless man I preached to was sleeping rough in my Church doorway. He had defecated himself, and urinated on Church property. He was also surrounded by broken bottles of alcohol, and drugs. When I asked him how did he think God would feel about his desecration of God's place of worship...well... I won't go into what he said. But there were a lot of cuss words used, and against Jesus too! He was so drunk that he even fell down the 3 flights of stairs beside my Church when I was 'assisting' him to leave. After that he started 'bleeding' over my Church too! Disgusting! Needless to say, I called the Police to have him arrested!

Brother Rodimer, how do you deal with verbally abusive homeless trash? I there a way to get through to them that I was unaware of? Your wisdom in this matter would be most appreciated.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

Brother Rodimer, how do you deal with verbally abusive homeless trash? I there a way to get through to them that I was unaware of? Your wisdom in this matter would be most appreciated.

Brother Percy, I find that homeless people are often cranky because they are dirty. Now, only they and Jesus can make the choice to clean their souls, but I can help with the body.

So, when a homeless person is rude and vulgar toward me or anyone at our shelter, we have a special "outdoor shower" to use.

Here's a photo of a couple of gents experiencing the Cleansing Power of Love©!



You'll notice one of our helpers in the left background, making sure the second one doesn't run off before he's clean, and two orderlies in blue on the right.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

Glad to see you are touching up on your New Testament after you took a youth group to a forest, viewed their penises, saw an uncircumcised one and worried if it was ungodly, Bob.

Glad to see you are capitalizing proper nouns associated with God's Word.

[Rev.Joseph Wackinson]

Re: How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

I for one preach follow the three Ps on my path to salvation.

Preaching, Praying, and Pie.

I would not dare call these three actions a Holy Trinity, but each plays an equal and integral part of my worship of Our Lord.

[Nobar King]

Re: How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

What's your favorite pie, Wack?