How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

[Bob4God]

"Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God." -1 Corinthians 10:31

As True Christians, we understand that our primary purpose is to live our lives to the Glory of GOD and to bring people to HIM.

I find that my life is full of witnessing opportunities, and chances to demonstrate my beliefs to others. Whether it's praying extra loudly in a restaurant before dining, or handing out Chick Tracts on a street corner, I always make an effort to live my life by the rule of the verse above.

With summer here, I'm getting ready to take to the streets again to share the good news of JESUS CHRIST, and I would love to hear any witnessing ideas you may have, as well as stories of experiences and miracles that you've experienced.

Testify, brothers and sisters!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

Personally I rejoice Jesus that has called upon me to be His tool and defend His beloved chosen elect from all the liberals, atheists, Gothtard, wicker scum that Satan sends to attack Freehold. It is His holy love that helps and guides me when using my baton or Glock against His enemies.

Otherwise I help in the Landover Spiritual Intervention team soul saving various poor sinners who have fallen under Satan’s spell. I am very proud we can get a sinner to beg for Jesus to help them after only two hours of ministering.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

Glad to see you are touching up on your new testament after you took a youth group to a forest, viewed their penises, saw an uncircumcised one and worried if it was ungodly, Bob.

[Bob4God]

Re: How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

Unfalsifiable,

I was only doing what I thought was right, and abiding by Landover Baptist's advice that "when trying to emulate Jesus, you should overlook no detail."

But, I do appreciate your concern and Godly input, Brother.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

Unfalsifiable,

I was only doing what I thought was right, and abiding by Landover Baptist's advice that "when trying to emulate Jesus, you should overlook no detail."

But, I do appreciate your concern and Godly input, Brother.

That's commendable Christian zeal their Brother Bob. I am sure Jesus is happy at your attention to detail.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

With summer here, I'm getting ready to take to the streets again to share the good news of JESUS CHRIST, and I would love to hear any witnessing ideas you may have, as well as stories of experiences and miracles that you've experienced.

Testify, brothers and sisters!

I once was running late to an important meeting and had to take a shortcut through the ghetto areas in Des Moines. Of course, I was flying through that god forsaken hell hole pushing 70MPH. I had the timing for the lights just right, but I eventually came to a red light. I'm sitting there waiting for the light to change when a pack of wild bucks comes walking toward the corner pretending that they were going to cross the street. Miraculously, the light turned green and I pulled off before they could attempt to car jack me. PRAISE Jesus for performing that miracle to get me out of harm's way and unto safety. GLORY!!!

[Justina Thyme]

Re: How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

I try in my every waking moment to spy DEMONS in their myriad hiding places and call them out. It's difficult work and sometimes I feel discouraged, but it is necessary for the glorification of God to rout these evil creatures and send them screaming back to the fires of the hell from whence they came! GLORY!

[Brother DT]

Re: How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

I glorify God by living by his word everyday

[Susie]

Re: How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

Every saturday and sunday night I work at a homeless shelter serving soup and speading the word of Jesus.

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

Filthy homeless vermin need to get a JOB picking our crops or something. Disgusting. Spreading the FALSE Christian "word" to those scum. You should be ashamed!

I glorify God by being the obedient wife that He (Praise Jesus!) intended for me to be.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

Every saturday and sunday night I work at a homeless shelter serving soup and speading the word of Jesus.

Sweet! I used to do that, too! Man, it doesn't matter how set in their ways those unwashed heathens are, after they had some of my soup and woke up locked in my basement, I could get 'em reciting Psalms and praising Christ like nobody's business. GLORY!

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

Glory, Brother! Now THAT'S the way to "minister" to the homeless!!

[Justina Thyme]

Re: How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

Brother T, would you mind PMing me your soup recipe? There are a couple of thugs people I'd like to feed it to as a snack once in a while.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

Every saturday and sunday night I work at a homeless shelter serving soup and speading the word of Jesus.

Why, Susie! What a wonderful idea!

My church also has a homeless shelter, but it's based in Indianapolis. There simply aren't any homeless people out in North Salem.

The homeless can come to our shelter, get a bath, get some good food, and hear some Scripture. Some find it very enlightening and decide to become Saved©! Those people often take a small salary from us to go find others to bring to Jesus.

Some of those brought in by our "stealth homeless" persist in ridiculous superstitions like "evolution" and "Judiasm" and "Islam". After three exhaustive, 15-minute sessions of debate and discussion, those who simply refuse to accept Jesus are sent to a special "transformative retreat" at our processing center (location confidential). We also like to call it "finishing school".

Over the three to six months of the retreat, they are fed regular meals (primarily fresh, whole grain) two times a day, given antibiotic shots to clear up any illnesses, and allowed to frolic in a limited area of pasture during the day. Each has a nighttime space of about 125 square feet to himself, in a facility shared with a number of other hopeless people.

During the retreat, any toxins or bacteria are eliminated, and they typically gain 20% or so in body weight. We do not add any growth hormones to their daily diet, preferring instead to have them gain healthy weight on their own, and each be the very best he or she can be.

After final processing, they return to the city changed for the better, completely repackaged, and ready to finally make a tasteful -- and very valuable -- contribution to society! Half of their income goes to other aspects of the Lord's work, and half goes to shelter operations (salaries, maintenance, etc.).

[Justina Thyme]

Re: How do YOU glorify GOD in your daily life?

Why, Reverend, that sounds like a little bit of Heaven on Earth!