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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
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    • Sep 2006
    • 11027
    #1

    Witness THIS: THE BIRTHDAY OF BROTHER TEMPERANCE!!!

    Godly Brother!

    Might you honor us with a few Words before you go back down into the mosh pit to Witness to unGodly British sinners?
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    • VictoryOS
      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
       
      • Dec 2007
      • 5388
      #2
      Re: Witness THIS: THE BIRTHDAY OF BROTHER TEMPERANCE!!!

      Happy Birthday Brother Temperance!
      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
      in 2016

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        • Converter
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          • Jun 2008
          • 37
          #3
          Re: Witness THIS: THE BIRTHDAY OF BROTHER TEMPERANCE!!!

          I don't know you very well yet, but have a wonderful birthday!

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405
              #4
              Re: Witness THIS: THE BIRTHDAY OF BROTHER TEMPERANCE!!!

              Happy birthday Brother Temperance. I know Jesus rejoices at the example of manly, sober Christian heterosexuality you give your fellow Britons.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: Witness THIS: THE BIRTHDAY OF BROTHER TEMPERANCE!!!

                  Happy Birthday Brother. I want you to know that we all admire your British "pluck" and wish you nothing but the best in your endless mission to try and Save© the chavs, mods, rockers, punks and tommy boys of that Godless cesspool. Better you than me!

                  Let us know if you need anymore Bibles or Chick Tracts.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • JennyD
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Sweet Placid Sister
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 9567
                      #6
                      Re: Witness THIS: THE BIRTHDAY OF BROTHER TEMPERANCE!!!

                      Brother Temperance, congratulations on being chosen by God to survive another year of witnessing His name and good works to the Brits, despite the terrors of horrid food, pasty-faced and rotten-toothed compatriots, and terrible punk-wannabe "music".

                      We're all so proud of you and your sacrifices!
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                        • Justina Thyme
                          Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 1718
                          #7
                          Re: Witness THIS: THE BIRTHDAY OF BROTHER TEMPERANCE!!!

                          Many happy returns, Brother T. I don't know how you do it, but I'm glad you do!
                          Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                          1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

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                           Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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                            • Brother Guy Bayard
                              Anvil of the Antipodes
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 1271
                              #8
                              Re: Witness THIS: THE BIRTHDAY OF BROTHER TEMPERANCE!!!

                              Dearest Brother Temperance
                              Here's wishing you a Godly and pure Birthday , celebrated with His Ultimate Sacrifice first and foremost in your Party Plans.
                              WooHoo -Its your Birthday!
                              Last edited by Brother Guy Bayard; 06-20-2008, 08:12 AM. Reason: spellin and stuff
                              The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                              Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                                • Brother Temperance
                                  Senior Usher
                                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                  A very nice young man
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 15621
                                  #9
                                  Re: Witness THIS: THE BIRTHDAY OF BROTHER TEMPERANCE!!!

                                  Praise Jesus! I intent to spend tonight re-reading the Book of Lamentations and praising Christ for letting me live another year. Of course, I spend every Friday night re-reading the Book of Lamentations anyway, but I may stay up extra late tonight.
                                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                    • Roberta
                                      Anti La Leche League Organizer
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Jan 2008
                                      • 1817
                                      #10
                                      Re: Witness THIS: THE BIRTHDAY OF BROTHER TEMPERANCE!!!

                                      I know it's difficult to get anything other than lahma bi ajeen, sambusek and shawerma since the moselms overran the UK!.

                                      See if you can find a Hooters. If you are lucky, you may catch a wet T-shirt contest.
                                      As I sit waiting for my fajitas, a crowd of men start celebrating their friend's 18th birthday. The birthday boy stands on the table, strips off his shirt, puts on a Hooters child-size T-shirt (available for kids as young as three, these read "Life Begins at Hooters"), and downs a pint of lager in one go. Several "Hooters girls" rush over, banging out a tune on their drink trays and chanting, "It's your birthday, yes it's true, and we're gonna sing for you." In the US, Hooters girls take part in other displays too, including wet T-shirt contests that come with a sadistic twist - the T-shirt is pre-chilled in the freezer. One lawyer for Hooters summed up the chain's ethos when he dubbed its venues "Breastaurants".

                                      Hooters gives permission for male customers to view their female waitresses as pieces of meat, and that this climate could potentially promote loutish, sexist and threatening behaviour from some male customers in the vicinity of the restaurants.
                                      Come climb my mountains.

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                                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 15708
                                          #11
                                          Re: Witness THIS: THE BIRTHDAY OF BROTHER TEMPERANCE!!!

                                          Happy Birthday Brother!!!

                                          I hope you enjoy the cake I made you!
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                                            • SUV
                                              True Christian™ Princess
                                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                                              Have at it, anytime!
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 11027
                                              #12
                                              Re: Witness THIS: THE BIRTHDAY OF BROTHER TEMPERANCE!!!



                                              My GOD, Sister Thumper thinks of everything: She's even gone and iced His wounds red

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                                                • Sister Noddy
                                                  True Christian™
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                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                  • 1843
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Witness THIS: THE BIRTHDAY OF BROTHER TEMPERANCE!!!

                                                  Happy Birthday to our Godly Brother Temperance!
                                                  1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                                                  1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                                                  1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                                                  Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                                                  Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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